This doesn’t look so good.

by Meg on April 27, 2006

Let’s see. A coconut drink holder with rabbit ‘drink’ in it, Wild Turkey, oversized ‘pills’, a lighter and Ye Olde Cap’n Morgan’s. Never mind, it’s just the usual Saturday night hijinx.

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Delicious drink "Pippin" sent in by *hic!* Mike Y.

{ 92 comments }

1 A thinker 04.27.06 at 5:11 pm

Eeek! Is that the “disappearing rabbit body” magic trick again? How *did* he get that rabbit into that cup?!

2 A thinker 04.27.06 at 5:12 pm

it’s…it’s…just not possible. guh…

3 ariel 04.27.06 at 5:13 pm

schlurp!
you’d think bun-bun would be able to brace his huge feet against the coconut-rims & thus effectively remain outside the cup.

4 Theo 04.27.06 at 5:17 pm

CROCKERY! MORE CROCKERY!
And dulce de leche!
And bunny booze?
Are we sure it’s not Friday?

5 ariel 04.27.06 at 5:22 pm

theo, what are you, some kind of grown up? pleeeeszhe! (slings arm over yr shoulder) szhjoin me fer a buhnny cream! happy thurszhday lunschhh.

6 Aubrey 04.27.06 at 5:22 pm

I don’t know – somehow I think there’s a bowl of housekeys lying nearby.

7 finn 04.27.06 at 5:28 pm
8 abbynormal 04.27.06 at 5:32 pm

Waitress! I’ll have 3 please. With some Pitabread on the side.

9 Theo 04.27.06 at 5:32 pm

Weeeeelllll… we *are* having a cookout here, today……
[sip-let]

10 Aubrey 04.27.06 at 5:36 pm

Pippin popping pills? NOOOOO!!! Bunny substance abuse!!!!

11 finn 04.27.06 at 5:37 pm

are there… pigs in a blanket at the cookout?

12 ariel 04.27.06 at 5:40 pm

bahahahah!
squirmy ones!
and fluffernutters!

13 Theo 04.27.06 at 5:42 pm

Thoshe r some mmighty big pillsh in that m’rtini schnifffter, therrre. Looksh like I pickd the wrong week t’quit ammphetaminesh!

TO THE TOWER! Wheresh that Johnny??

14 ariel 04.27.06 at 5:49 pm

yuh don’take musshh perschwaidin, eh stheowww?
i’m king of thu wuuuuurld!
more buhnniezsh for everybunny! i’m buyin!

15 mairser 04.27.06 at 6:05 pm

BUNNEH!!

/BUNNEH!!

//BUNNEH!!

///BUNNEH!!

////yay! slashies!

/////

honK-SHuu…

16 Laurie 04.27.06 at 6:10 pm

That bunny is the exact color of toasted coconut, too.

The ice is that ice bucket is going to be mighty furry, though.

17 ElfOwl 04.27.06 at 6:19 pm

Sigh. Looks like *I’m* driving . . . again.

I wish I could say this was the first time this has happened to me . . . today.

18 Theo 04.27.06 at 6:19 pm

Hmf.
Nevr DID fin’ thu shtoopid towerr.

19 faye 04.27.06 at 6:19 pm

he isnt cute but he is sure is funny!

20 Errata 04.27.06 at 6:26 pm

This rabbit could probably drink each and every one of you under the table.

21 Theo 04.27.06 at 6:29 pm

[groaning]
I think he *did*.
[urpp]

22 finn 04.27.06 at 6:31 pm

it’s okay, theo.
i never got off the subway in SH3, and i was sober then.

in the mornings, at least.

23 mleiv 04.27.06 at 6:42 pm

That bunny looks pretty soused himself, like he climbed in after downing the whole glass. In a little while he’ll be putting on the little hat to his left and dancing for us. “I love you guys! (hic)”

24 Tony James 04.27.06 at 6:44 pm

Once upon a time there were 4 little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter. Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-tail who were good little bunnies went down the lane together to gather blackberries. But Peter who was very naughty, ran straight away to Mr. McGregor’s Corner Bar & Grill, where he drank himself under the table on strong liquor, and consorted with loose women.
I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening. His mother put him to bed and made some camomile tea and she gave a dose of it to Peter! “One teaspoonful to be taken at bedtime.”

25 Aubrey 04.27.06 at 6:48 pm

My God – seeing so many tiny fluffy animals in need of a 12-Snorgle Program is such a sad statement on today’s society.

26 Theo 04.27.06 at 6:48 pm

[honnnk-shu]
[honnnk-shu]
[honnnk-shu]

27 tj 04.27.06 at 6:53 pm

That poor little bunny in the coconut cup! I don’t know if it’s disturbing or cute. Is it still living?

28 adorababy 04.27.06 at 7:27 pm

eat me, drink me, baby…

where can I get some of those giant pills the bunny is on?

29 Anna 04.27.06 at 7:32 pm

A dirty Buntini, please. Shaken, not stirred.

30 A thinker 04.27.06 at 7:32 pm

TJ, good job on the Beatrix Potter rewrite.

I’m sure she’d be properly horrified.

31 Dustbunny 04.27.06 at 7:39 pm

Oh dear. Apparently I’ve had too many of those yellow & red pills, because I can’t find the Captions section that used to be on the CO home page. Am I thinker than I drunk or has it disappeared??

32 A thinker 04.27.06 at 7:42 pm

Dustbunny, see:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/this_just_in_yo.html

Apparently Meg removed some stuff to prevent (literal) cuteness overload to the site.

33 arwo 04.27.06 at 7:42 pm

Do bunnies always have droopy whiskers? Could droopy whiskers be a sign of bunny drunkeness?

Please?

34 Laurie 04.27.06 at 7:51 pm

He needs to take the red pill to go down the rabbit hole and sleep it off.

35 Jay Fry 04.27.06 at 8:03 pm

Mmm… time to join Bunniholics Anonymous.

36 belle 04.27.06 at 8:05 pm

Damn, another party I wasn’t invited to.
I’ll take one of those pills and a big swig of Ye Ol’ Cap’n to make the sadness go away, and perhaps a sip of bunny, too!

37 ariel 04.27.06 at 8:07 pm

wha? *waking up in the kittenpile*
heer belle, uken haff mine idonwannanymore. *bunnies spill everywhere* *back to sleep*

38 Theo 04.27.06 at 8:08 pm
39 Villeline 04.27.06 at 8:09 pm

A bunny, please. Shaken, not stirred.

40 bunnyhunny 04.27.06 at 8:13 pm

Hi everyone, my name is Bunnyhunny, and I have a Rabbit Habit. Yes, that’s right, I’m as addicted to bunnies as that bunny is addicted to booze and pills.

41 Theo 04.27.06 at 8:15 pm

[in unison]
“Hi, Bunnyhunny!”

42 Mel 04.27.06 at 8:17 pm

The Captain was here.

43 ariel 04.27.06 at 8:20 pm

man, that bunny-drunk is waaaay too much fun.
my head is gonna HURT tomorrow!

44 Kris, in New England 04.27.06 at 8:42 pm

Sorry, this one kinda creeps me out.

45 Dustbunny 04.27.06 at 8:45 pm

A Thinker: thanks…I finally found it, but it’s buried waaaay deep where no one will ever find it again.

46 ariel 04.27.06 at 8:45 pm

it’sh an acquired tashte. *sprints to bathroom*

47 A thinker 04.27.06 at 8:50 pm

Dustbunny: try bookmarking it in your browser?

48 Molly's best friend 04.27.06 at 8:51 pm

Many bunnies have droopy whiskers.

This bunny is really cute but I too have to wonder how they got it in there. I have a hard time getting Molly into her “bunny home” every morning to go to work! And it’s huge!

49 E. Collison 04.27.06 at 8:54 pm

The fierce bad rabbit Pippin, presiding over the cocktail-mixin’ at his crib…

l_l
*¡*
( )
” “

50 Laurie 04.27.06 at 8:59 pm

Ta for the link, Theo. Drunken bunnies, drunken squirrels, it’s all good.

51 lilie 04.27.06 at 9:09 pm

so let me get this straight – 2 parts wild turkey to 1 part capt. morgan… shaken in a coconut with one of those uber-pills and i get a bunny???? must… get… to… liquor… cabinet… now…. squeeeeeeee!

52 ka9q's wife 04.27.06 at 9:23 pm

Tony James..hic…That wassh beauteefull [falls down all drunk on bunny creams].

no really that was a great twist on a classic.

53 E. Collison 04.27.06 at 9:39 pm

“…shaken in a coconut with one of those uber-pills and i get a bunny???? must… get… to… liquor… cabinet… now…. squeeeeeeee!”

Please abstain *unless* you have copious quantities of Timothy hay stuffed into the odd cocktail shaker…

54 ariel 04.27.06 at 9:42 pm

guinea piggin–can you dig it?

55 E. Collison 04.27.06 at 9:47 pm

Bunz luv eet, 2

56 ariel 04.27.06 at 9:53 pm

*cue craptastic music*
everyone should live their lives the — domestic/coddled or wild/unhassled bunny rabbit way!
DOO doo doo DOO DOO doo doo!

57 E. Collison 04.27.06 at 9:55 pm

Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaahh…

58 ariel 04.27.06 at 9:58 pm

YES!!!!
it’s baaaa-aaack….
i sleep and poop
i don’t wear pants

59 E. Collison 04.27.06 at 10:05 pm

No shoes on my feet!

I’m soooo great
and EVERY DAY
It’s…

60 Hammy 04.27.06 at 10:09 pm

Cute!!!!! Lil’ bunny needs to learn to B.Y.O.B. instead for stealing wine from his owners!!!!!!!!

61 arbed 04.27.06 at 10:10 pm

grrr I posted a comment to Theo but my ISP went down as it was posting. So what do I do when I get back online? Post it on the wrong pic, of course!. Anyway Theo, I was just saying that I love Foamy but hadn’t looked at the site for a while so thanks for the dose. The comment is actually on the hedgie/rat pic – d’oh!

62 Theo 04.27.06 at 10:16 pm

Arbed – I’d've seen it either way. Here’s the whole (non-affiliated) Foamy archive:
http://www.drunkensquirrel.net/foamy/

Mainsite here (which you prolly knew):
http://www.illwillpress.com/

Warning to the uninitiated:
Foamy & friends are sweary & gross.

63 M- 04.27.06 at 10:33 pm

Bun-bun looks a little rough…. I remember those days…

64 The Guy Over There 04.27.06 at 11:31 pm

Mmm, creamy rabbit ale! I’ll take two. I’d ask for a cherry or a pineapple wedge, but I have a feeling the drink’s too strong for it to make it all the way to the table.

65 Woods walker 04.28.06 at 12:26 am

Didn’t Sherry Lewis have a alcoholic rabbit as A puppet? At least she demonstrated it on the “Tonight Show” many years ago.-Woods Walker

66 twentythreecakes 04.28.06 at 1:06 am

Aww! My sweet bunny friend got his drink on to celebrate the end of my school term. I wish he either would have waited for me or I would have joined him before my final presentation.

67 Christabean 04.28.06 at 2:07 am

This reminds me of a quote . . . “Homer, I don’t know what you have planned for this evening, but count me out!”

68 emfole 04.28.06 at 2:57 am

WHAT THE F*#K??? Stop putting your rabbit in receptacles!! This is not a happy bunny! shame

69 Jorden 04.28.06 at 2:58 am

NOT cute-creepy.
That rabbit does not look happy.

70 Theo 04.28.06 at 3:01 am
71 ElfOwl 04.28.06 at 3:10 am

Heh, I thought carrots come in PEAS! pbpbpbth!

72 Dustbunny 04.28.06 at 4:38 am

Theo: Re BAD BUNNY — That’s a 24-carrot joke there. Heh.

73 deirdre 04.28.06 at 5:44 am

hm, now let me get this straight.
you put the bunny in the coconut,
you drink them both togeder.
put the bunny in the coconut,
THEN you feel bedder..

74 deirdre 04.28.06 at 5:54 am

well, no, the bunneh doesn’t look thrilled. but we love them, guard them and care for them all their lives, and dang it, it’s their DUTY to amuse us occasionally-briefly-if it’s not dangerous, uncomfortable or scawey to them. well that’s what i think, anyway.

75 Carlisa 04.28.06 at 10:08 am

I LOVE the color markings on this bunny. May I have a straw bartender?

deirdre—like your song–haha!

76 Gillian 04.28.06 at 11:19 am

Wow.

It’s sort of sad how much this reminds me of when I lived in the dorms at college.

Bunny rabbit and all.

77 army kitten 04.28.06 at 11:22 am

finn–were you referencing silent hill 3 in your comment, or have i totally lost it?

…looking at soft floppy bunny skin pooching out over the side of a mug has the effect of making my brain go fizzy, albiet in a good way.

78 finn 04.28.06 at 11:43 am

yes indeedy, army kitten. i never even made it to the hospital.

when the movie goes to DVD, i plan to watch it whilst banging away on the PS controller so i feel as though i’ve conquered it.

79 RavishingRoberta 04.28.06 at 1:01 pm

I Love Those Big Pills; Are They Containers?

80 Norty 04.28.06 at 1:49 pm

there’s so much commenting on here now! YEAH! it’s hard to keep up though if you miss a day….

bun bun… snorgel…. snuff…suuuuuahhhh-moooch!

81 mOptOpmOuse 04.28.06 at 3:57 pm

JUST SAY YES!to cuteness that is

82 MoPToPMouSe 04.28.06 at 4:01 pm

BYOB!Bring yer own bunnie that is

83 MahnahMenah 04.28.06 at 6:31 pm

I think this should go under ther Cute or Sad section. That bunny looks miserable!

84 Theo 04.28.06 at 7:18 pm

ManuhManuh — that wabbit’s feelin’ no pain. Save your pity… for tomorrow morning.
;)

85 Mike 04.29.06 at 9:08 am

Owner here…Pippin didn’t seem to mind at all. It was only a few seconds and she didn’t fuss at all. If she had, I would not have done it.
She’s treated like a queen!

86 faye 04.29.06 at 5:51 pm

she drank a bit too much vodka and got trapped in a apple

87 hh 04.30.06 at 8:47 am

ugly

88 jami-michelle 04.30.06 at 1:55 pm

ouch, these grapes are sour….sounds like ‘hh’s pet didn’t make the cut. I think Pippin’s adorable;) And, c’mon folks, sitting in the cup for 1.9 seconds when the cup is BIGGER than the bunny is (she was a baby and all fluff, there was no “stuffing” involved thank you very much), was not a traumatizing experience. Pippin was ready to rock and roll after her photo shoot.
-Owner #2:)

89 Amanda 04.30.06 at 5:58 pm

aww that is sooo cool, yeah pippin

90 Holly 04.30.06 at 6:59 pm

ahwww!!! that is so freaking adorable!..where do you get such pictures..lol!
<3 Holly <3

91 wsetaw 05.12.06 at 9:07 pm

omg that is like soooo cute! how did u fit the rabit in the coconut?! thats like almost impossible!

92 Tdfkjvaso 07.30.07 at 6:44 am

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