Oh, you’re kidding me

by Meg on April 21, 2006

Would you please look at lil’ Cornelius’ face and the HAMBURGER "birthday cake.’ It’s the best. The fur around his eyes are like suprised lashes.

Kidding

Andrée, Phil, Dee and Michel, MERCI INFINEMENT!

{ 63 comments }

1 msumissa 04.21.06 at 1:28 pm

Wow, that is cute! A dog’s dream

2 Deckard Canine 04.21.06 at 1:28 pm

It seems oddly appropriate for a dog named Cornelius to be wearing something like a ruff on his neck.

He must be thinking, “What did you do to that perfectly good burger?”

3 Courtney 04.21.06 at 1:47 pm

He doesn’t look all that excited about his birthday burger. :)

4 Theo 04.21.06 at 1:47 pm

DOGS SHOULD NEVER BE FED LIT CANDLES. THAT’S CROOOL.

5 mariser 04.21.06 at 1:49 pm

NAAH, dogs can be fed lit candles if medically necessary. my vet says so!

6 Laurie 04.21.06 at 1:50 pm

I love how his fetching birthday hat exactly matches the candle. And the incongruity of his happy, happy hat and his mournful face.

7 ariel 04.21.06 at 1:51 pm

harumph. happy birthday to me. whatchoo lookin at?

8 A thinker 04.21.06 at 1:54 pm

Another LOL post. That is too, too redonkulous. Who would do that to their pet?!

9 A thinker 04.21.06 at 2:00 pm

Theo: Lit candles AND he could totally be strangled by that ruff! OR the hat band! Or, it could slip over his eyes so he couldn’t see and then he might eat the candle by mistake! And pets should NEVER be sat on chairs–he could totally fall off. This is the cruelest, most non-cute thing I’ve ever seen.

(OK, I’ll stop now).

10 maymee 04.21.06 at 2:05 pm

He’s startled to realize he’s getting older.

Me too. :(

11 TheIdleReceptionist 04.21.06 at 2:05 pm

Wow, that’s like Blanche from The Golden Girls if she was a shnauzer.

12 Theo 04.21.06 at 2:14 pm

This site (and its fan base, in particular) just keeps getting better. Love this place.

13 Elle 04.21.06 at 2:17 pm

I absolutely love this picture. these dogs have such a sweet personality. how cute!!!!!

14 Laurie 04.21.06 at 2:18 pm

TheIdleReceptionist, your comment is funnier than the photo.

15 jaypo 04.21.06 at 2:18 pm

Counting.down.to.blow out…
What a darlin’ puffpuppy. Methinks Cornelius should have 2 cakeburgers.

16 finn 04.21.06 at 2:29 pm

er, where’s the onion??

i love the fact the candle matches the hat. twee!

17 MaggieBelle 04.21.06 at 2:43 pm

Heh. Looks like Cornelius got “lei’d” on his birthday!

Ok. That wasn’t nearly as funny as the Blanche thing. I’ll just leave now.

18 bonaircat 04.21.06 at 2:50 pm

Today’s my birthday, too, Cornelius – can we share?!

19 jaypo 04.21.06 at 3:07 pm

finn, did you notice–no bun!

20 finn 04.21.06 at 3:18 pm

good catch, jaypo!
ice cream cake for dessert!

21 Laurie 04.21.06 at 3:21 pm

As long as it’s not chocolate, or that *will* kill him. (If he doesn’t die of mortification first when he learns this photo got out.)

22 Katie 04.21.06 at 3:23 pm

Those lashes are very “Clockwork Orange”… only cute instead of disturbing.

23 Abazoe 04.21.06 at 3:24 pm

Today is my birthday, so I’m going to pretend he’s my present :D

24 niecy 04.21.06 at 3:45 pm

He reminds me of my schnauzer Riley!

http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=124717

25 M- 04.21.06 at 3:59 pm

Theo, you know the real reason to not feed them big candles… they will poop hockey pucks or votives if they are very talented and besides do you know what a pain it is to get wax out of butt fur?!?! *g*

Actually this guy is very blessed to have caretakers who think so highly of him, maybe a bit extreme for me, but hey to each their own and it SERIOUSLY beats the owners who treat their animals poorly.

26 Brie 04.21.06 at 4:02 pm

Atkins-friendly!

27 RavishingRoberta 04.21.06 at 4:10 pm

O M G Idle…..It Is Sooooo Like Blance. Good Call.

28 jenn 04.21.06 at 4:13 pm

It looks like this dog is about to jump on people any second! Just look at his eyes, they’re so full of contempt.

29 RavishingRoberta 04.21.06 at 4:18 pm

niecy…..Snauzers Are Great…..Unless They Are The Screaming Bark Kind. L O L…..My Son Has One Of Those. My 16 Year Old Schnoodle Passed A Year And A Half Ago. I Will Send Pictures Of Her Once I Get Moved And Go Through Things.

30 finn 04.21.06 at 4:26 pm

RR,
schnoodle? that’s ace.

fo schnoodle, mah noodle.

31 Theo 04.21.06 at 4:35 pm

Meg, would it be possible to arrange & post an online interview with Snoop Dogg? The crossover potential is massive.

32 Theo 04.21.06 at 4:38 pm

…ooh ooh, and then a week later, maybe Eartha Kitt? Just to balance things out?

33 Leilani 04.21.06 at 4:53 pm

Schnoodle: A cross between a Schnauzer and a Poodle. Nice little mutts.

34 Rafael 04.21.06 at 4:57 pm

He is a well behave pup, another dog would have simply scarfed down the burger, no pose for pictures.

35 Tammy 04.21.06 at 5:02 pm

For Courtney, who thinks that he doesn’t seem excited about the burger: you have to wonder what the entertainment is at the party. I’m guessing it’s the Party Chi-Wa-Wa from the Audi Cup, bursting out of a plastic hydrant wearing a bikini of sausage. THAT would call for that kind of expression….

LOL.

36 R. Sue 04.21.06 at 5:18 pm

… oh, that stung.

My 12-year-old Schnauzer I’ve had over half my life died just over a month ago of complications from diabetes.

I dearly encourage Cornelius’ mommy or daddy to make the hamburger a very special treat, as poor health can come back to haunt them.

37 RavishingRoberta 04.21.06 at 5:20 pm

Finn A Schnoodle Is A Schnauzer Poodle Mix. http://www.mixedbreedpups.com/schnoodle.htm

38 Juan 04.21.06 at 5:44 pm

Heartless bastards…

39 faye 04.21.06 at 5:52 pm

look at him!!
hes totally surprised!

40 Kelly 04.21.06 at 7:07 pm

Gee, that’s one well trained dog. Mine wouldn’t have sat still next to a hamburger long enough for us to light the candle.

Scnauzers, when they aren’t smiling, always look either cross, sad or stately.

41 Jude 04.21.06 at 7:48 pm

He looks like Tammy Faye Bakker! Only way cuter.

42 Ashley 04.21.06 at 8:32 pm

Schnauzer! I love me some schnauzers… I have one named Willie!! :)

43 belle 04.21.06 at 9:34 pm

A party I’d like to attend! Happy 2nd Corny!!

44 Hammy 04.21.06 at 9:51 pm

Wheres my invetation?

45 Pauline 04.21.06 at 11:04 pm

this is officially cute overload… the schnauzer cuteness power is overwhelming!

more cute schnauzers please!

46 Theo 04.22.06 at 1:56 am

OK, late entry to the alternate-caption crowd…

“Do you see? Do you SEE what I am obliged to put up with?”

47 Carlisa 04.22.06 at 11:52 am

Theo—A thinker—ROFLMAO!!! At least there’s no onion on that burger.

48 Michel 04.22.06 at 8:32 pm

Actually, he wouldn’t eat it until I put it in a dish on the floor…The “Look” you are seeing is “what are you doing to me !? I can’t touch that ! it can’t be for me !? “

49 Carlisa 04.23.06 at 11:29 am

Michel—-LOL! That explains that “look” The expression is priceless. I think this would be a good “caption me” pic :o )

50 >>belank-a 04.23.06 at 8:08 pm

until i scrolled a little more when i saw “hamburger cake” i thought actual cake shaped like a hamburger

51 >>belank-a 04.23.06 at 8:13 pm

TheIdleReceptionist
“Wow, that’s like Blanche from The Golden Girls if she was a shnauzer.”

omg u watch that too? yeah thats true/ dorothy’d be a great dane and rose would be lets see hats the stupidest dog i’ve ever seen/meet? hmmmm oh i know! shed be my dalmation! he thinks being called “stupid-o” is a compliment! you could call him the nasiestname in baby talk and hed like it!

52 >>belank-a 04.23.06 at 8:16 pm

“As long as it’s not chocolate, or that *will* kill him. (If he doesn’t die of mortification first when he learns this photo got out.)” thats funny! but it can be carob [i think thats what its caled] it tastes like chocolate and its safe for da pupses :)

53 kelly 04.26.06 at 9:29 pm

that is so great! my schnauzer will turn the big “1″ in a few days on may 10th and im doing the same thing! I LOVE IT!

54 Theo 04.26.06 at 9:32 pm

Kelly — so, you’re turning 1 on the 10th too?

55 The Voice of Reason 04.26.06 at 10:52 pm

This breed is so fucking ugly I can’t believe it even rates here at C.O.

56 Sara 04.27.06 at 1:29 am

oh my gosh that is sooooo cute!

57 Michel 04.27.06 at 1:42 am

The Voice of Reason, If I didn’t think you were kidding, I’d tell your mum to wash out your mouth with soap !

58 Theo 04.27.06 at 2:03 am

Michel — when someone has to *tell* you they’re the voice of reason, you can be sure that even they have their doubts.

59 Michel 04.27.06 at 2:18 am

Theo– LOL !
I just didn’t expect any “Trolling” in here…
Takes all kinds…
Cheers !

60 cmartin 05.23.06 at 3:05 am

Ok, I have to say I have a dog that looks just like this and I laughed for about an hour. I was cryin this is the funniest picture I have EVER seen. Its not cruel just very very funny and cute. Good stuff!!!

61 Michel 05.30.06 at 5:54 am

Did you get your friend from Karina ?
We’ve met a few of his cousins just by their owners guessing the look matches the breeder..

Cheers

62 Diane 07.25.06 at 10:44 am

Thanks for the great Snauzer pic. What a lucky dog to get a healthy treat by caring owners. More Snauzer photos, please.

63 william congreve 11.30.06 at 10:06 am

okay heres the situation …the composition of elements in this photo …like the hat and the lei and such are cute …the dog itself, butt-ugly …or should i say ‘tock ugly?

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