Chihuahua Cozies

by Meg on April 17, 2006

I thought about putting this photo in the "Caption Me!" because it’s so funny, but opted for a regular post instead. It’s hard to say which pup has the funnier eyes. The tongue wins Best Supporting.

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Gracias, Miss Amber.

{ 98 comments }

1 Beauregard 04.17.06 at 5:04 pm

OH MY GOD. The tongue! OH my god the TONGUE!!! The bug eyes! The teeny tiny sweaters! AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2 xaris 04.17.06 at 5:05 pm

They look kinda gangsta! Urban pups = teh cute.

3 ,ariser 04.17.06 at 5:05 pm

what.the.fark.
they look like a homeless couple, “from the bowels fo the city”. and the one in blue seems drunk.

veeedy strange. and Meg, is this knit/crochet week? or a new category being tested out?

4 Hammy 04.17.06 at 5:10 pm

Hehehe!!!! New category, knitting, from trees to dogs, people, we know our knitting!!!

5 MH 04.17.06 at 5:11 pm

???

pppfffffWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

*tears*

6 Alejandro 04.17.06 at 5:11 pm

Blue sweater – “Oh, dude, I am so wasted. I think I might rolf.” Pink sweater – “OMG. I can’t believe you’re drunk AGAIN.”

7 A thinker 04.17.06 at 5:13 pm

oi. That is RETARDED. Funniest thing I have seen in a looooong time. . .

8 robyn 04.17.06 at 5:19 pm

This should definitely go in “Caption Me”. I can just imagine the funny things people would come up with!!!

9 Theo 04.17.06 at 5:25 pm

Aw fer [snort] LOL!!!
Kinda reminds me of the hyenas in Lion King, a bit.
…Ed??

10 ariel 04.17.06 at 5:27 pm

baw haw haw!

11 M- 04.17.06 at 5:30 pm

Pink: Aw crap, he is gonna lose it!
Blue: Does this look cute to you?! Is it gonna be cute when I hurl on it? You humans… with your opposable thumbs dressing us up… yo quero some dignity people!!! Friggin pink monkey dressin’ me up like a damn DOLL… I’m HOT in here, can’t sweat, can only hang my tounge out and pray for a breeze…. demented ass thinking this is cute… I’ll show you cute… pick me up I dare you… I will hose you like a fountain… aghhhhhhh

What we don’t see is when he blows a gasket and rips it to shreds, red-eyed and psycho… and really people who can blame him?

12 Beauregard 04.17.06 at 5:30 pm

LOL ,ariser! best comment today.

13 Hammy 04.17.06 at 5:37 pm

Pink: Its all his fault were homeless, drinkin’ an’ eatin’ all day, touching himself and all, such a selfish little…

Blue: Whoa, don’t pin this all on me sister, you were the one that… ummm? Yeah, what did you do again?

14 Theo 04.17.06 at 5:37 pm

Beau — heh, put “M-” together with “,ariser” and you not only get the correct screen name, you’ll also have one kickass caption.

15 The Travelling Stuffed Lamb 04.17.06 at 5:53 pm

ok, CLEARLY the tongue wins best supporting!

16 Caitlin 04.17.06 at 6:00 pm

They look demented! Sort of like the hyenas in the Lion King. I can hear Whoopi Goldberg now.

17 finn 04.17.06 at 6:02 pm
18 Theo 04.17.06 at 6:03 pm

[*epiphany*]
Is THAT why he’s drooling?? And also why pinky’s giving him the evil eye?

19 Zelda 04.17.06 at 6:07 pm

LMAO!
The tongue is what kills me most. I like the googly-eyes, too.

20 christina 04.17.06 at 6:17 pm

OHH!!!! That little pup in the blue – his face, the clothes, everything is drop dead cute. Did you look at his little out turned feets?? :D

21 Andrea 04.17.06 at 6:24 pm

Uh, the one in blue looks kinda dead.

Cute, though.

22 Katharine 04.17.06 at 6:25 pm

What adorable babies! They need hugs!

23 Subhangi 04.17.06 at 6:29 pm

Blue [to camera]: WOZA, homiez!
Pink [thinks to himself]: Dawgface.

24 Sylvia 04.17.06 at 6:31 pm

LOL

25 LM 04.17.06 at 6:40 pm

Those poor, weird little things — you KNOW they’re both stuck on perpetual quiver. Yikes.

26 BenPanced 04.17.06 at 6:44 pm

Blue: Sweater…too…tight…(*gasps for air*)

27 sunnykat 04.17.06 at 6:47 pm

who let the dogs out?

they are ki-yute!

28 you guys r silly 04.17.06 at 7:05 pm

Remember “Ren & Stimpy”? Blue sweatered boy has that *Stimpy Look* on his face…
(precious demented-looking puppers…..&:o)

29 Wendy 04.17.06 at 7:05 pm

Sorry, not workin for me. Probably one of the funniest (funny, as in so ugly I have to laugh) things I’ve seen in a bit–but not cute. At least not to me.

30 M- 04.17.06 at 7:11 pm

They may be cute, but they are destined to get their doggy asses kicked by the other dogs at the park while wearing those outfits… its just cruel people! Cruel I say!!! Say no to grandma’s knit nightmares on the puppy populace… its bad enough we do this to our human children, but they have hope… they will grow out of it! First Bunnys… then trees… now dogs… whats next… where will the knitting madness end?! Where?!?!?! *rofl*

31 angela 04.17.06 at 7:27 pm

I’m still laughing…knitting is CRAZY today…..loved the tree but, these poor dogs. I bet the pink one ripped to shreds it’s new outfit…I sure would have! Thanks for the laugh, love your site and it’s the first thing I check every morning! You are great!

32 JessJess 04.17.06 at 7:33 pm

They look like crack addicts.

BLUE: Hey homie you tryin to rip me off, you better give me that other sack before I kick your a$$

PINK: I’d listen to him man, he’s f*ckin crazy

33 Erin T. 04.17.06 at 7:35 pm

The one in blue has definitely had a “cute overload.” Am I the only one that would LURV to see these two on a t-shirt??!! I keep scrolling up to look and am in my little cubicle laughing my ass off! Hands-down THE funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

34 Michelle 04.17.06 at 7:37 pm

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. That’s one of the funniest pix I’ve ever seen. The sweaters are funny, but those matching caps? hoods? just slay me. Whoever made the little outfits tailored them down to the lil stick legs. bwahahahaha!

35 greenighs 04.17.06 at 7:47 pm

Speaking of Casablanca …. why do all Chihuahuas look like they talk like Peter Lorre?

36 you guys r silly 04.17.06 at 7:55 pm

JessJess and all the others — you are hitting this one RIGHT on the (boney little) head!!! I am sitting here giggling my ass off — don’t know what’s funnier, the picture (god help us all) or the comments…&:o)
TRULY this picture is a *sign of the Apocalypse* people…!!!

37 karen 04.17.06 at 8:07 pm

the sweaters are ok, but the hats are a bit much. i can’t picture our chi letting anyone put that hat on her.

38 Pat 04.17.06 at 8:10 pm

The one in the pink looks like a sh*thouse rat, crazy as a bedbug, out of its tiny little mind.

Looks like s/he’s about to pull a shank on the one in blue.

39 nicjasno 04.17.06 at 8:16 pm

Kinda reminds me of GIR. Cute:)

40 greenighs 04.17.06 at 8:18 pm

Depraved. That’s the word for which I’ve been looking. Both the knitter and the knittees are depraved.

41 KiMbObImBo 04.17.06 at 8:18 pm

Oh my god!! They are soo funny looking! Hee hee!

42 greenighs 04.17.06 at 8:23 pm

The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting …

43 gurlskout 04.17.06 at 8:26 pm

shut up! That is so frickin’ cute!

44 A. C. 04.17.06 at 8:29 pm

Poor hideous bastards. For whom are they bred, anyway?…

45 Sarah 04.17.06 at 8:31 pm

This needs to be the cover for some kind of dog gangsta rap album.
Have you noticed how the one in blue is apparently just a head, shoulders and forelegs, with no BACK to his body?
BABY GOT NO BACK

46 karen 04.17.06 at 8:33 pm

AC, that’s not very nice. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I happen to think Chi’s are lovely, adorable creatures. The wild chi’s in Mexico are gigantic too!

47 Theo 04.17.06 at 8:39 pm

o.O
giant… wild… wahwahs…
[shiver]

48 karen 04.17.06 at 8:41 pm

all the better to kill the scorpions, Theo

49 Jan Spencer 04.17.06 at 8:44 pm

Too cute and funny! Can’t think of anything good right now to post for a caption.

50 Mel 04.17.06 at 8:47 pm

If I went to dog school with those goofy-lookin’ walleyed dogs I wouldn’t hesitate to stuff them in their lockers. Hee.

51 Megan 04.17.06 at 9:08 pm

They look like the retarded hyena from The Lion King.

52 Norty 04.17.06 at 9:17 pm

ba-za…. yikes

53 Hammy 04.17.06 at 9:20 pm

Megan- You mean Ed? He is so funny, I love Shenzi, the one thats voiced by Whoopi Goldberg.

54 adorababy 04.17.06 at 9:25 pm

this is the greatest photograph ever taken… all human and canine endeavors through history are prelude to this one photo

55 Darcy 04.17.06 at 9:35 pm

They DO look like the hyenas from the lion king. That is so true it’s scary.

56 M- 04.17.06 at 9:41 pm

Somehow I am missing the tough guy gangsta look from these guys and keep channeling the slow, slobber on yourself, IQ of a tortilla energy instead… call me crazy but there isn’t much “street” about these two unless you are speaking of where they tinkle… I’m with Mel… I somehow envision these two at shool getting shoved in to a locker by a tough poodle!

57 Tiffany 04.17.06 at 9:44 pm

The tongue thing cracks me up…I dunno if I’d really call it “cute” though.

58 SmileyMe 04.17.06 at 9:53 pm

Those are the stupidest looking dogs I’ve ever seen! What’s wrong with them. Definately seeing the Lion King Hyena conection. lol.

59 A Fine Morsel 04.17.06 at 10:09 pm

They are adorable! They don’t look gangsta or like retarded hyenas to me. The one in blue is missing teeth, that’s why his tongue sticks out, people.

60 leah 04.17.06 at 10:26 pm

I like the peeking one.

61 Adrienne 04.17.06 at 10:27 pm

Erin T. – I too would love to see this on a t-shirt!
That tongue and pinky’s shocked/embarrassed look just slay me. Too funny.

62 Amber Lee 04.17.06 at 10:36 pm

I am so glad this picture was posted, it has been making me laugh for weeks now.

63 LeaE 04.17.06 at 11:12 pm

Please, no more chihuahuas, they’re not even cute. They’re like fish, and fish are not cute.

64 rv 04.17.06 at 11:58 pm

where to get chihuahua cozies? where!?

65 J. Bo 04.18.06 at 12:57 am

“What are we going to do tonight, Brain?”
“Same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”

66 Theo 04.18.06 at 1:12 am

Nice, J. Bo — but which is which?

67 J. Bo 04.18.06 at 1:17 am

Excellent question, Theo. On the one hand, sweater color IS destiny (Pinky in pink, natch), HOWEVER… the pup in blue DOES have that tongue sticking out, which could be reasonably interpreted as “POIT!”

Any further academic thoughts, kids?

68 claire 04.18.06 at 1:36 am

Man, those are some ugly-ass dogs. Somebody got those from a bad breeder fo’ sho!

69 Caitlin 04.18.06 at 1:44 am

glad i’m not the only one who thought of the hyenas :)

70 Aly 04.18.06 at 1:45 am

Tassle takes third for hilarious/cute.

71 nachheart 04.18.06 at 2:40 am

o. m. g.
post of the year, obviously.

72 dazie 04.18.06 at 3:07 am

They look like Winky and Dobby…

73 Bunny 04.18.06 at 3:20 am

Visiting this site each day is
always such a hoot! Thank you
so much and God Bless you al-
ways!

74 Abbey 04.18.06 at 3:40 am

ohmygod – LOVE the tongue. i just made him into my new AIM icon

75 christabean 04.18.06 at 5:17 am

This is brilliant. When your dogs look like that, putting them in bonnets is not only the next logical step, it’s THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

76 Elanor 04.18.06 at 5:31 am

Crazy Chihuahua Overload

77 Sarah 04.18.06 at 7:10 am

I’ve seen cute fish so there.
(dances away)

78 Carlisa 04.18.06 at 9:52 am

They look like they just got finished doing the “wild thang”. I think they’re adorable but the pic is hilarious!

79 Dickie 04.18.06 at 10:29 am

I’ve seen this picture before; I think the blue one really looks like Neopet’s ‘Spardels’

http://images.neopets.com/items/med_pet_sparks.gif

80 ariel 04.18.06 at 1:18 pm

i also would most definitely wear this on a shirt.

81 Steph Mineart 04.18.06 at 3:13 pm

I love the sweaters! My puppy needs one. He’ll love it.

82 BabyGuru 04.18.06 at 4:27 pm

… The Neopet image! Tongue’s even on the same side..!!

{snort}PfftBWAHAHAhahahahaaa…!

I gotta agree, the photo, not cute. But funny up the Yin-Yang…

Yeah. it DOES look depraved…

Gangsta Ed from the Lion King…

The first Lion King reference I read made me laugh out loud!

Woza homies… dawgface… LOL!

Gangsta Lion King Ed!
“…ED…?”

‘K I’ll stop now.

83 Antti 04.18.06 at 4:58 pm

They’re like Nana and Popo from the classic Nintendo-game Ice Climber :) http://www.planetgamecube.com/media/gen887.jpg

84 Mavis 04.18.06 at 7:20 pm

I think this goes in the ‘cute or sad’ category..

85 Kungfumunki 04.18.06 at 8:18 pm

Ed the Hyena and Cute Doggy, One and the same?

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/kungfumunki/Fun/edordog.jpg

86 E. Collison 04.19.06 at 1:22 am

I don’t see these pups as being anything *close* to “street.”

They’re too scared/goofy lookin’ for that.

87 Sonja 04.19.06 at 1:29 pm

Oooh the tongue the tongue! Academy Award for the tongue!

88 ariel 04.19.06 at 2:06 pm

i NEED THIS ON MY SHIRT!

89 Cindy Bonilla 04.29.06 at 1:48 am

how cute!! this is so lovely!!!

90 soapppppp mmmmmmmmmmm 04.29.06 at 8:46 pm

those things are so u-g-l-y an’ weird they look anything like dogs

91 Anna-lee 04.29.06 at 8:47 pm

i think you mean that they look nothing like dogs more like aliens

92 Anna-lee 04.29.06 at 8:48 pm

i think you mean that they look nothing like dogs more like aliens

93 Jez 05.30.06 at 6:13 pm

Why has no one mentioned the feet?! LOOK AT THEM.

94 Lois 06.04.06 at 12:52 pm

DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFULL THAT IS FOR ME (because I cant stop laughing) AND THE DOGGIES? The jumpers can make the doggies get sores under their arms. YOU ARE CRUEL! :l

95 sunkissed 06.12.06 at 9:52 am

Oh MY GOD!!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!

96 sock monster 06.20.06 at 9:09 pm

the blue pup looks like Mr. Burns, tehehehe, cuute!

97 MDDJ 08.20.06 at 2:39 am

Aww…How cute…
Ren and Stimpy? :)

98 luvelmo 04.01.07 at 7:48 am

there are so adorable!!!!!!!
how can there be a puppy that is cuter????

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