Book ‘em

by Meg on April 28, 2006

Booked for "Unneccessary Pouncing", Macro the kitten poses for his mug shot…

First, facing forward:

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And now, turn to the left!

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Gracias for the submission, Derek P. and Waferbaby.

{ 71 comments }

1 ariel 04.28.06 at 1:38 pm

that is some tongue! and the EYES! waaa-aa-aah!

2 Rachelle 04.28.06 at 1:38 pm

That widdle tounge! So cute!

3 In Awwwe 04.28.06 at 1:39 pm

Look at that tongue!!!!!

4 ariel 04.28.06 at 1:39 pm

look everybody! look theo! i’m FIIIIIIIIRRRRSSST!!!
woot!
first!
woot!
first!
wootwootwootwoot!!!

5 ariel 04.28.06 at 1:42 pm

but stheriously, those big greeny marble eyes are frightful heaven.

6 A thinker 04.28.06 at 1:43 pm

*That* is HILARIOUS. I can’t even imagine what might have provoked that cat into making such a face.

I’m going to be laughing all morning.

7 mariser 04.28.06 at 1:43 pm

my gracious.

how anerable and prosh!

he does look like he stepped out of the dryer (set on fluff).

8 Beauregard 04.28.06 at 1:46 pm

Oh Jebus! Look at that crazy tongue. Careful Macro, don’t get near the paper shredder!

9 mariser 04.28.06 at 1:48 pm

Meg,

ahem,

there ain’t such a thing as “Unneccessary Pouncing”.

SCOTYC (Supreme Court Of The Yeller Cats) has ruled on this matter many, many times. check Lexis-Nexis.

10 mariser 04.28.06 at 1:49 pm

the second pic looks remarkably (and disturbingly) like a frog catching a winged snack…

11 MaggieBelle 04.28.06 at 1:50 pm

I think that cat can see into my soul…

12 bubblenut 04.28.06 at 1:51 pm

There should be a rule of cuteness about wide-eyed looks.

13 mariser 04.28.06 at 1:53 pm

I wonder what kind of breed is Macro? the huuuggeee round eyes are tewtally Scottish Fold, but the ears do not…

I love the shadow in the pictures. they are great

14 A thinker 04.28.06 at 1:58 pm

btw I think Macro must have been named so for the eyes…

15 Norty 04.28.06 at 2:04 pm

eee. not thinking so much about cuteness… more thinking along the lines of “what the heck did you have to stick in that cat’s mouth to get a face like that??”
my pony used to make a face like that (tounge and all) when the P.B. came out!

16 martha in mobile 04.28.06 at 2:05 pm

I think not all Scottish Folds have the foldy ears, just as not all Manx are tail-free. It’s a strange world we live in.

I think the charge of Unneccessary Pouncing is a cover-up. That baby is way high on ‘nip.

17 mariser 04.28.06 at 2:08 pm

“That baby is way high on ‘nip”

I suspect is rather a quintuple-shot of espresso.

18 Wendy 04.28.06 at 2:10 pm

Oooh, that wittle kitty looks like he’s ready to pounce on something or someone!

Look out. He’s gonna getcha.

Bet he’s one of those kitties that hides under furniture and jumps out and ferociously attacks your ankles when you walk by. I can see it in his eyes!

19 Aelfwyn 04.28.06 at 2:11 pm

is it just me or is that actually pretty scary? I’m glad I’m not a mouse, is all I can say.

20 ManekiNeko 04.28.06 at 2:15 pm

Too freakin’ much. I smell t-shirt…

21 ariel 04.28.06 at 2:22 pm

yes!!! shirt.

22 Brak_Silverbone 04.28.06 at 2:23 pm

Is he a cat-food mascot? Lookit the tongue action!

23 Theo 04.28.06 at 2:23 pm

Ariel: Just because you CAN doesn’t necessarily mean you SHO-

[gurgle bloop]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNHHHH!!!!!!!

24 Theo 04.28.06 at 2:24 pm

(with a name like Macro, don’t we need an EXTREME CLOSE-UP??)

25 ariel 04.28.06 at 2:25 pm

ack! the scruffy neck & shoulder fur! must.rub.

26 mir 04.28.06 at 2:36 pm

pic 1: kitty soooo caught in the act
pic 2: prey has been taken away leaving kitty hungering for more

27 Theo 04.28.06 at 2:41 pm

Once again, DO check out the extended Flikr link that Meg provided above. All KINDS of good stuff in there, including a sposh Weimeraner pup, like a baby Wegman art dog.

(I said “sposh.” HA!)

28 Tony James 04.28.06 at 2:43 pm

To the unititated, this does indeed look like a mugshot – unnecessary pouncing, loitering with intent to attack ankles, and moulting in the 3rd degree. However, my sources inform me that Macro is actually trying out for the All Blacks rugby team, and is seen here practicing the Ka Mate Haka, which goes something like this:
Ka Mate/Ka Mate
Ka Ora/Ka Ora
Ka Mate/honk shuuuuuuuuuuu
if you’re a cat.

29 Diane N 04.28.06 at 2:45 pm

This kitty scares me. I think I’ll crawl under the pink blanket with the hammie. But then it’s gonna pounce on us, isn’t it? I’m doomed, I tellya. DOOMED.

30 RavishingRoberta 04.28.06 at 2:52 pm

O M G The Tongue…..Has No One Taught That Kitten It’s Not Nice To Stick Your Tongue Out

31 Lillith 04.28.06 at 2:57 pm

That kitty is kuh-raaazy!!

And cute!!

32 Marianna 04.28.06 at 3:11 pm

Holy crap, that cat is amazing.

33 adorababy 04.28.06 at 3:11 pm

these photographs show finally that Meg does not know the difference between right and wrong.

34 Norty 04.28.06 at 3:21 pm

adorababy, I think kitty is turning to his left… not ours

35 alice 04.28.06 at 3:39 pm

i love kitty profiles! blowing raspberry, “you deserved the pouncing,” says kitty.

36 ElfOwl 04.28.06 at 3:52 pm

That cat is totally wasted on nip, yo. :-P . Too cute!

37 Rhea H. 04.28.06 at 3:54 pm

Ugh! No fair! He’s too cute!

38 E. Collison 04.28.06 at 4:13 pm

His pupils are sooooo dilated. Kitty needs sunglasses!

39 dumdum 04.28.06 at 4:30 pm

the kitty is hyped up on something! it’s creepy!

40 Anna aka IdleReceptionist 04.28.06 at 4:54 pm

Wow. I literally jumped from my seat from the kyewtnezz!!!

41 Aubrey 04.28.06 at 5:03 pm

“That catnip was a plant! And Officer, I don’t mean that literally.”

42 doggerelblogger 04.28.06 at 5:07 pm

Did that kitty just finish eating the hamster above?

Looks like he was a tasty morsel.

43 Theo 04.28.06 at 5:08 pm

I made a 150×150 TypePad-size icon pic from one of these, help yerselves…
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/razzkitty.jpg

44 Theo 04.28.06 at 5:09 pm

…er, I meant TypeKey, for the profile pic. I think it’s sized right for LiveJournal too.

45 Leilani 04.28.06 at 5:16 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Cute lil’ buggy eyes!

46 zenith 04.28.06 at 5:19 pm

Oh my god…my uterus hurts just looking at that thing…

47 hibousoir 04.28.06 at 5:45 pm

I think the second picture needs a party horn sound effect: *tweeeeeeeeee*!

48 A thinker 04.28.06 at 5:47 pm

Nice job on the icon, Theo!

49 Zombie 04.28.06 at 5:59 pm

KITTEH!

50 maymee 04.28.06 at 6:19 pm

*loves the naughty kitteh*

51 faye 04.28.06 at 6:19 pm

that cat has gone crazy! look at him!

52 lilie 04.28.06 at 6:30 pm

I think the kitty has tardive dyskinesia. tongues shouldn’t stick out like that!!!!! poor kitty.

53 --MC 04.28.06 at 6:38 pm

I’ll have what he’s having.

54 v1ctorya 04.28.06 at 6:50 pm

lollers

kitty’s licking cute widdle fuzzy chops ’cause he just ate a nice Hammy sammich!

Hence the mugshot.

55 BenPanced 04.28.06 at 7:08 pm

First, it’s catnip. Then it’s the harder stuff!

56 Theo 04.28.06 at 7:12 pm

V1ck13 is 3V1L.
4nd 3V1L is g00d.

57 The Guy Over There 04.28.06 at 7:38 pm

He’s got the taste for All-Hammy Friday! RUN!!

58 Rafael 04.28.06 at 8:34 pm

My computer is on a fritz for a day or so and I can comeback and I get a mug shot from America’s Most Wanted Felines!

Proosh!

59 Christabean 04.28.06 at 9:29 pm

EXCELLENT KITTEN. This kitten gets an A+ for cuteness. Somebody mentioned cat breeds, and I think he could be just a cute big-eyed mix, but if he’s a purebred my money’s on British Shorthair, they have big owl eyes and tiny cute noses like that. (And when he grows up, jowls!)

60 Zelda 04.28.06 at 9:34 pm

Man, I want what HE’S on!

61 Carl 04.28.06 at 9:49 pm

LOOKOUT! The suspect’s still armed!

Sargeant, get a gag on him before he attacks some poor tuna with that tongue!!

62 Alice 04.29.06 at 12:37 am

I bet he has been given peanut butter!!! I gave my sausage dog the last of my peanut butter coated toast one day. It sticks to the roof of their mouth and freaks them the hell out! Funny, though.. :-)

63 displayname 04.29.06 at 12:56 am

Second picture:
Is that zerbert/furbert free-form?

64 punk 04.29.06 at 12:59 am

Photo 1 is what Louis Wain happily found waiting for him in the afterlife. Happy!

65 Which cat is on drugs link. (Hammy) 04.29.06 at 12:59 am

Heres another wild tounge!!!!!! Can you guess with cat is on drugs?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/100/Which+Cat+Is+On+Drugs

66 Which cat is on drugs link. (Hammy) 04.29.06 at 1:00 am

Heres another wild tounge!!!!!! Can you guess with cat is on drugs?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/100/Which+Cat+Is+On+Drugs

67 meowow 04.30.06 at 3:29 am

oooooooh!!! I love his tongue! SOOO cute!!

68 Tiffany 04.30.06 at 3:50 am

This cat is so not creepy. He’s hilarious! I bet he’s an absolute riot to watch. I’ve saved him as my desktop background and I crack up everytime I turn my computer on.

69 Rue 04.30.06 at 5:35 am

Looks like it’s gonna eat me!
:-S

70 Chris - Kitten Picture Blog 04.30.06 at 5:34 pm

Eyes really are like saucers!

71 chunkstyle 05.02.06 at 1:46 am

I took one look and thought…Bill the Cat! Only, as a young kitten or something. Just think on it.

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