The Scrolldown (with thanks to GFY)

As they say over on Go Fug Yourself, this one is a ‘scrolldown.’ Meaning, the story changes as you scroll down. First the anerable eyes. THEN A thumb in the mouth and then a sweet lil’ belly. Puh-lease.

Pitakaitesbed

Wah-wah, Melissa F.!

101 comments … read them below or add one

  1. spamabella says:

    Sweet Mother of God

  2. spamabella says:

    ha ha I’m first

  3. orlandob1990 says:

    SO CUTE!!! :D

  4. jaypo says:

    Thcuthe me, can I borrow your thumb pleathe?

  5. ariel says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
    aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

  6. AuntieMame says:

    His lil’ belly is bald!

    And does anyone else think he looks like a Hemulen?

  7. ariel says:

    lordie!

  8. Anna says:

    Spamabella, my sentiments exactly!!

    *faints*

  9. Aelfwyn says:

    aaaww, look at it’s little tum-tum!

  10. karisma says:

    this is almost too much!!!

    :o )

  11. A thinker says:

    weeeell, I’m not a doggy person, but that is one freakin’ cute puppy. Pot belly and all. Awwww.

  12. Skwerly says:

    OMG

    I’ve been lurking lately, but this is one for which I MUST comment.

    Soooooo cute! I just love pink puppy tummies. And those eyes! She’s wearing eyeliner!

    *thud*

  13. Jay Fry says:

    Hemulen… is that from the Moomintroll books? It sounds familiar. I used to love reading those when I was a kid.

    Very cute puppy!!

  14. adorababy says:

    belly snorgle – too much – mild stroke

  15. Theo says:

    I like how our FP’er has “spam” right in her name. I do appreciate honesty.

    Skwerly — eyeliner?!! LOL!

    AuntieM and Jay Fry — here, I think this will clear things up…
    http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemulen

  16. Nana B says:

    Holy Moly I almost spit out my blueberry muffin.

  17. jaypo says:

    Dat vas verri klar, Teo.

  18. Jan Spencer says:

    Hey!! Thisth doesthnt thasthe vehwy goodth!

    Sweetie pie! or I should say “sthweethie pthie!”

  19. Jan Spencer says:

    Hey Meg, what was the “gnawing” noise you wrote before?? Gnawng, Gnawng…or ??? HEWP ME!

  20. M- says:

    Must resist urge to snorgle and zerbert the puppy belly… Oye!

  21. miss_thing says:

    Is that a puggle? I MUST HAVE ONE! The cuteness, it overwhelms me…

  22. jenni-joon says:

    For the love! Puh-lease… yer killin’ me here! DEF not legal for any creature to be this freakin’ cute… !

  23. Laurie says:

    These chee-hoo-ah-hoo-ahs are popping up rather frequently in these cute pics. Methinks these little guys have a world domination plot underway. Slay everybody with cuteness, then take over.

  24. ElfOwl says:

    Zerberts!!! LOL M- I haven’t heard that one in a looooong time. Wow, thanks!

  25. jaypo says:

    Don’t think it’s a chee-hoo etc or a puggles. Looks like a boxer pup to me–check out the paw size!

  26. Hammy says:

    I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!! Gosh, this cute pup wants human for breakfast!

  27. dwine says:

    ever so slightly pornographic, though

  28. joyatri says:

    This is not how puppies sit (on butt, with hind legs straight out). This is how human infants sit. So this pose makes the lil pup look like a much, much cuter version of a human infant.

  29. Beauregard says:

    One more shout out to M- for Zerberts!!! What a belly on this one; this pup is going to kill at least half a dozen people by the end of the day.

  30. jaypo says:

    what means “zerberts”?

  31. Laurie says:

    All your finger are belong to us.

    – The Pup Conspiracy

  32. ariel says:

    my personal fav gnaw noise (among others)was w/the naughty kitten pic & said “yeing yeing yeing”
    zerbert is snorgling w/a big blast of air–like phbbbblbbt! on someone’s belly. see bill cosby.

  33. A thinker says:

    Thanks for saying what I was thinking, Jaypo. I’m going with boxer pup, too.

  34. Jay Fry says:

    Thanks Theo… I can’t read Finnish (I think that’s what it is), but I’m right in thinking that Hemulen is from the Moomintroll books by Tove Jansson.

  35. Jay Fry says:

    Zerberts are produced by putting your mouth against skin and blowing, thus producing a slightly embarrassing noise. They are also ‘tickly’ and make the recipient laugh (hopefully).

  36. Jennifer says:

    Aww, that is so cute :)

  37. Jay Fry says:

    re: zerberts – I like ariel’s description better.

  38. Theo says:

    Ariel, Jaypo — zerberts are more like INVERSE snorgles, and generally elicit nyerrrhe’s and Almighty Squirms from victimized pooty toots.
    NOTE: Zerberts are a human-kid thing. Fur renders a zerbert completely ineffective.

  39. Theo says:

    June — don’t worry, it’s cool. That’s a ZOMBIE pup.

  40. RavishingRoberta says:

    I Wanna Pick That Puupy Up And Bury My Face In It. I Bet It Smells So Soft.

  41. Theo says:

    Cronshe! …part II.
    http://imreallysad.com/13

  42. ariel says:

    theo–this puppy would zerbert quite well, methinks. check the pink hairless belly w/plenty of extra flesh to flap.

  43. ariel says:

    perhaps that borders on gross.

  44. Theo says:

    Monsche nawwmm…
    http://imreallysad.com/70

  45. Bubbles says:

    Hey! I love GFY! I come here for cute then go there for ugly, and I consider myself to be well-balanced. And now, back to your regularly scheduled squees: SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  46. Missy says:

    I just died.

  47. jas says:

    eeeeeeeee!

  48. pheral says:

    Aw, crimeny that’s adorkable. Aaaaaand, Bill Cosby! Somebody mention I Spy and i’ll be in heaven! Quick, someone mention it. Go on.
    (the original you cretins)

  49. TheLuna says:

    You put your right thumb in,
    You take your right thumb out.
    You put your face on belly
    And you snorgle all about…

  50. Melissa F. says:

    I have to say i am the proud owner of this unreal creation…she is a Jack Russell/Pug mix and let me tell you…the cuteness in real life is off the charts…hence…OVERLOAD!!!

  51. Beauregard says:

    Yes ariel, I agree. That pink belly is just waiting for some zerb action.

  52. Helen says:

    Awwwwwww!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!

  53. Beauregard says:

    Melissa F., What is pug-russell’s name?

  54. jaypo says:
  55. RavishingRoberta says:

    So Zerberts Are Like Raspberries? The Pup Does Look Like A Boxer. Or Maybe A Hound. I JUST LOVE PUPPIES. And I Still Wanna Bury My Face In It. Ariel…..I Don’t Think That Is Gross At All.

  56. RavishingRoberta says:

    A Jack Pug Huh….It Is Tooooo Prescious

  57. Aubrey says:

    Golly, how one can get lost in that face.

  58. hashi mashi says:

    Zerberts can be done with fur; one must be a 6th-Degree Blackbelt in Cuteology. They can also dodge bullets and eat granite!

  59. jaypo says:

    I think a puppy or kitten zerbert must be a… furbert?!

  60. Leilani says:

    Oh. My. God!!! Those BIG brown eyes! That wonderfully sweet round little head! That gorgeous golden brown color! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  61. A thinker says:

    So, looks like the pug contingent were partly right after all. Russell/Pug? wish I could see some more pictures of THAT combo.

  62. ariel says:

    yep, zerberts are like raspberries, minus the tongue, and mushed up against someone’s gut.

  63. finn says:

    cuter than intern george, even.

  64. Melissa F says:

    The gorgeous girls name is Pita (like the bread) and you can see more pictures on her page if you wish…

    http://dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=95574

    ENJOY!!!

  65. abbynormal says:

    Melissa, I just left Pita a bone. He is absolutely adorable and kinda looks like my pup, Leah.

  66. Theo says:
  67. A thinker says:

    such a sweetie!! *loves her*. thanx for the link to more pics!

  68. Dustbunny says:

    Theo: you speaken der Svedish? (said in Muppets Swedish Chef voice.) Let’s go have smoerrebroed together, ya?

  69. ElfOwl says:

    AWWW, what a little dolly she is! I want one. Siiiggghhh.

  70. Theo says:

    Dus’bunnners — [hirc]
    …yeph. Heer yago.
    http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/sureispeakswedish.jpg

  71. TheLuna says:

    I’m a bit freaked out that her name is Pita and I JUST ATE A PITA FOR LUNCH! eeeeeeeee!

    Love the picture of her sleeping in the sunbeam.

  72. Pat says:

    Aaahhhh! That is so cute it’s painful.

  73. RavishingRoberta says:

    Melissa…..My Grandaughter And I Are Doing Our Awwwwws In Unison Here. Those Pictures Are Adoreable.

  74. Jan Spencer says:

    I love Dogster and Catster, both of my cats and my doggies, including my late maltese are listed on the doggie side.

  75. Dustbunny says:

    Theo — I bork, you bork, ve all borken (hic)! Pash de bunn bunn creeem, pleezhe.

  76. Marty says:

    Is anyone elses brain melting?!?!

  77. theHawke says:

    OK been lurking for days and have been in too much cute-pain to post but that is just too adorable for words.

  78. anne says:

    the noise i just made out of cuteness is totally inappropriate for the workplace. thank you so much for these rare and precious finds.

  79. ariel says:

    welcome! have a draink! we think ur cute too, hawkie-poo.

  80. Beauregard says:

    Oh my god! Dogster? Is that new? That is such a cute web site. Deneb and I are sooo on it!

  81. toddspal says:

    My hubby calls that a ‘lil potato belly’

  82. Theo says:

    Semi-related comment…
    I visited Go Fug Yourself, which appears to be a collection of Celebrity Faux Pas. The comments about Tom Cruise were all funny (‘cos they’re true). But on the whole, y’know, I don’t give a p00t what the movie people wear; and for the love of Petey, why would I ever go there when all the FLOOF is right here?

  83. arbed says:

    Nice reminnder of zerberts here too – thanks!

    And, uh, what is a jack russell/pug mix called? Jug? Rug? Pussell? (ewwww to the last one)

  84. Theo says:

    I think “Jack Pug” will do. Where’s that comment up there… oh here (RavRoberta):
    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/the_scrolldown_.html#comment-16638249

  85. M- says:

    *lmao* I am glad I brought back the zerbet for you guys… it is my favorite past time to do to my cats & husband and yes you can get past the fur with effort just watch out for the claws… from the cats not the husband…

    oh & Jaypo …furbert?! THAT is absoulute gigglicious! Thank you…

  86. bunnyhunny says:

    I had never heard the word “zerbert” before today. In my family those are called “farty noises on the belly,” (we’re not big on brevity in my family) and are regularly given to both human and animal babies. I’m so glad that I know a word for it now. Cute Overload is cute AND educational!

  87. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Yay! Other folks who know what a “zerbert” is!

    Look at those big brown eyes…!

  88. ka9q's wife says:

    my family used to call zerberts boofahs, i am not quite sure why. My cousin you just have to say the word and she giggles for 15 minutes.

  89. displayname says:

    Eeeeee!
    A little Gollum belly!
    My precious…

  90. Theo says:

    Extremely silly site here, Spamusement.com, where actual spam email subject lines are turned into cartoons. This one’s going right into this thread…
    http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/82

  91. A thinker says:

    Thanks, Theo. *Another* site to get addicted to. I’ve been snickering at those for the past half-hour.

  92. lori says:

    Just lost my 9 year old pug…sooo sad…and this lifted my spirits …what kind of pup is it …from the comments it’s a jack russel pug cross????

    you made me smile

  93. Christabean says:

    cuuuuuuuute! I love it!

  94. Elizabeth says:

    is that a puggle?

  95. pooch a belly

    belly BELLY bellykins

    *snarf*! the belly

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh oh belly belly belly *rub* *rubbins*

  96. kathi says:

    Okay, okay. I give in. Just don’t look at me like this. Where do I have to sign?

  97. craftapalooza says:

    OMG! Of all the sites I check every day, I check this one and GFY first of all! They’re my two favorites! And you linked to GFY! My life is complete. :)

  98. Chris says:

    Did anyone notice the sillouhette of what looks to be a scorpion on the wall?

    Of course not!

    Too busy lookin’ at tha cute.

  99. keirstin says:

    awww this is sooo cute

  100. kaycee says:

    ahhhhhhhhhhh hunni it’s soooooooo cute i go crazy over dogs

  101. melanie says:

    Holy mother of God!!! this baby is
    f-ing ridiculously cute. smoosh!