I can stop anytime I want

Look, I don’t have a problem YOU have a problem. Yeah, sure, I enjoy my wine, but it’s NOT A PROBLEM. Besides, I can stop whenever I want to! I don’t neeeeeeeeed Pinot Noir. I don’t HAVE to have it. I know I could be spending money on other things like better carpeting and stemware, but I LIKE my Pinot Noir, and if you can’t handle it, well, that’s like, your opinion man.

Bcweaves

bcweaves… Way to go on the CuteTracker

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. sadie_asher says:

    This kitty PROVES it’s Saturday night….

  2. Meg says:

    *That’s* what I was thinkin’! Have a great night! Yow!

  3. jaypo says:

    This kitty is really “in his cups” [a la Shakespeare]

  4. Chris says:

    Is that a Big Lebowski reference?

  5. A thinker says:

    Wow. White cat + blue glass + orange shag carpet.

    It’s sensory overload.

  6. jaypo says:

    Chris, it’s Shakespearean for being drunk. I forget which play–one of those things that just sticks in your mind forever.

    The Big L is one of the best movies ever! I think I need to see it again soon. (for the 4th time)

  7. Hammy says:

    Owner: Whoa kitty!! If you wanna wake up in the morning, you’d better stop now…. ok, fine, honey.. fire up the car, were goin’ to the vet!!!!!!!

    Cat: Ok, ok, I’ll stop now! Just not the vet! Not the vet!

  8. Meg says:

    Nice catch—yes, “well, that’s like, your opinion, man” is a Big Lebowski reference—and also the worst comeback EVAR!

  9. Hammy says:

    Meg- what?? who’s nice catch?

  10. Rafael says:

    I can see it now, that will be one huge kitty hangover come Sunday Afternoon!

  11. alx5000 says:

    LOL, I am an habitual slashdotter but since you showed up on *our* front page, I somehow have to come and check for new cute things every 5 minutes… You’ve slashdotted me!

  12. jaypo says:

    sorry, Chris! thought you meant my obtuse comment.

  13. NAT1ON says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  14. donna says:

    Ah. Reminds me of the time I got my cat drunk on Pernod pudding….

  15. Saturday Night Live says:

    Joe Cocker Spaniel posts rule. Time for another CA(p)Tion Contest?

  16. freegrid says:

    Cat: (Hic!) Heh! I’m fooling them (hic!) into thinking I’m a wineglass. (Hic!) I’m invishible, I am! (Hic!) Doesh anyone know if mind-control rays work through these things? (Hic!)

  17. evilDagmar says:

    Oh we’re not done with you yet.

    I really have to wonder about what makes someone come up with the image used in the “plastic tube approach” item. That’s just *bizarre*.

  18. Muffin says:

    Great commentery again, Meg! ^_^ The picture reminds me of those old Tom and Jerry cartoons when Jerry (the mouse) slams a vase on Tom (the cat)’s head, the vase cracks, and poor Tom’s head is now shaped like it. Bonsai Kitten-esque.

  19. Subhangi says:

    What ails thou, snowy feline
    That thou drownst thy sorrows in wine?

  20. theO says:

    Hey everybody, I got an idea! C’mon, you know the words…

    “99 bottles of beer on the wall
    “99 bottles of beeeer…
    “Take one down, pass it around,
    “98 bottles of beer on the wall!”

    (Namelink. Of course.)

  21. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    It’s a good thing that’s a white cat. Do you know how hard it is to clean Burgundy cat out of carpet?

  22. Cairo says:

    You seem like a great drinking buddy.

  23. Woods walker says:

    The cat is hopefully a peaceable drinker and not a violent one,not a combination of too much alcohol and very little sense.-Woods Walker

  24. faye says:

    hes dead nbecause of that cup! :P

  25. A thinker says:

    alx5000: welcome to the Cute. It’s addictive.

    Other Mike: very, very good!!

  26. Theo says:

    uuurrrrrgh…
    [head going THROB THROB EARTHQUAKE SHARDS]

    That must’ve been some party. Gads… how badly did I embarrass myself? No, wait, I don’t want to know.

    (Is that a dust wand up there? Looks like some kind of ancestor of the Swiffer.)

  27. lucia says:

    what the hell is it? a ferret or cat.

  28. Theo says:

    Lucia — it’s a carrot!

    (April the Second — All Fools’ Hangover Day. Oy.)

  29. Jan Spencer says:

    “Baybee..Let’s get drunk and beee somebodyyyy!”

    A la Toby Keith.

    LUV da Kitty Kat!

  30. Apathygrrl says:

    OMG that beautiful kitty looks just like my baby girl, Pandora! *Huggles Pandora and her oh so soft white coat of fluff*

  31. Michele says:

    awww pretty kitty is an alcomaholic

  32. E. Collison says:

    “A jug of wine,
    A loaf of bread
    And thou
    A book of verses
    Underneath a bow…”

  33. Rafael says:

    “Lucyyy (hic) I’m hoooome! (hic)
    You got some explaining tooo dooo (hic)!”

  34. o says:

    BOTTOMS UP! (or bottoms sideways with head in cup, or whatever…)

  35. Mel says:

    I haven’t seen carpet that ugly in years. I thought it had been eradicated from the face of the earth, but NO. It’s no wonder that cat drinks.

  36. Bwahahahah! Love it.

  37. Starrgirl says:

    OMG that cat stole my great-grandpa’s carpet!

    pretty funny

  38. Theo says:

    Mel — too right.
    Uuuunfortunately… I’m parked on some of that very stuff right now. (Came with the house.)
    I won’t mention the color of the walls down here.

  39. SilvorMoon says:

    I have carpet like that in my living room. I don’t have a cat quite like that one, though. (I’m sure, however, that Belle would insist she’s a prettier cat than that one.)

  40. Aubrey says:

    When I’ve had one too many Pinot Purrs, I get positively feline as well.

  41. BenPanced says:

    “Yeah, laugh while you can, you pink, hairless monkey. I know where you keep your clean laundry!”

  42. gammer says:

    Better carpeting hehheh; love it. My kitty had to go to NA before we could afford better than orange shag.

  43. Hammy says:

    Too true, I bet even rats nests have better floors!!!!!!! (No offence to any rat lovers out there, I meant that as wild rat nests.)

  44. Jackie says:

    That kitty better loosen up on the booze or else he’s going to get a feline hangover! One of our cats used to do that with drinking glasses and ravioli cans until he got his head stuck…

  45. moptopmouse says:

    Absinthe…thhhh

  46. belle says:

    I wonder if this is what I looked like on Friday night… y’know, but not nearly as anerable.

  47. NY says:

    lol the commentary was just wonderful. especially about the carpet :x