SBM Seeks Cuddle Partner in Blue Bed

by Meg on March 28, 2006

Single Brownish Male Seeks Cuddle Partner in Blue Bed. Partner must be warm, totally nummy, and equally as sweet as yours truly. Limit: one, so only answer if you’re super duper prosh. Experience preferred.

Fitz_1

Thanks, Fitz…

{ 50 comments }

1 demonstar 03.28.06 at 6:31 pm

im first!!!
omg, that little doggie is too anerable for words!
i am esperienced cuddler!! oooooo, pick me please!!!!

2 tm 03.28.06 at 6:38 pm

ooooh, i neeeeeeed it. so arorable and fluffable!

3 finn 03.28.06 at 6:38 pm

hey. i’ve got a Blue Couch of Fabulousness to match your bed.

i’ll even truss ya if that’s your bag.

4 A thinker 03.28.06 at 6:46 pm

Where is his body?? He’s buried in his bed!

That is one darn cute puppy.

5 Wendy 03.28.06 at 6:49 pm

Hey, you guys stole another one of my words: nummy! And before this it was tie-tie (or was it ty-ty)!

Love the little fluff ball!

6 Suzie 03.28.06 at 6:58 pm

Osh Prosh B Gosh… I want one of those!

7 Lucas 03.28.06 at 6:59 pm

OH ME!!!!!!!!! I’M EVEN SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT!

8 Theo 03.28.06 at 7:01 pm

Last post today… I SWEAR… I really need to hammer some SQL out…

…but how many disembodied cutie-poos have we had here, now? Is this the third? Fourth? Just what constitutes a Cute O “Category,” anyway?

9 showmecutethings 03.28.06 at 7:07 pm

So cute! Anyone know what kind of dog this is??? Cause I want one!!!!!!!!!

10 m 03.28.06 at 7:31 pm

Is that a baby ewok?

11 hashi 03.28.06 at 7:41 pm

THEO! YOU KNOW SQL! You may be the ONLY person who knows more about it than I do!

Would you mind if i ever hit you up with a query question? :D

12 hashi 03.28.06 at 7:47 pm

Demonstar… that link…

PRECIOUS. :D

13 hashi 03.28.06 at 7:50 pm

I know Theo would love being asked inane questions relating to SQL and what I am sure would be surprisingly easy SQL questions which would make him want to punch me in the face :)

14 A thinker 03.28.06 at 7:59 pm

Theo: you stole the idea right out of my head.

“Disembodied animal heads”–might not be the *best* way to put it. But it should def. come under consideration for a category.

[happy SQL'ing]

15 christina 03.28.06 at 8:02 pm

Thats so cute it hurts!!

16 MJ 03.28.06 at 8:25 pm

hehe, it does look like there is a hole in the floor and he is sticking out of it, holding on w/ his paws crossed. :)

17 blondiemae 03.28.06 at 8:26 pm

me me me me

18 E. Collison 03.28.06 at 8:28 pm

I can’t help wondering about the scale – how deep is his bed, or (putting it another way), how tall is the pup?

Love the little sliver of puppy tongue, too.

19 The Guy Over There 03.28.06 at 8:59 pm

That dog’s got a debonair look about him, like a rennaisance dog. I wonder if he graduated from Harvard?

20 Sweet Pea 03.28.06 at 9:04 pm

I know it’s an optical illusion, but something looks very wrong with this pup’s right eye. Like its deformed or even missing.
Anyone else see this?

21 Ashley 03.28.06 at 9:06 pm

AWWWWWW!!!

hrm…is that a lhasa apso pup?

and what is SQL? squeeling?

22 hashi 03.28.06 at 9:20 pm

SQL=Structured Query Language

From my pitiful understanding, it is the language used to interact data from databases. It is unlike programming languages because of the nature of what one does and can do with tables of information.

Ya know how this site has all of these entries? That information is stored in a datebase, and is accessed using SQL with ’server-side’ code. That is, when you go to this site on your browser, the file you are accessing on the server has code on it, which is processed by the server, doing what the code tells it, and then sends you the page as it was intended by the code. for example, coming to CO, there should be code like “show the 20 most recent posts”, whereas if you click on one of the categories, it will say something like ” show all of the posts that have the ‘kitten’ as a category”

Its very cool ;)

23 Carlisa 03.28.06 at 9:26 pm

Sweet Pea– I think it’s just some of it’s hair covering the eye. I noticed that too but I think it’s prob fine :o )

24 hashi 03.28.06 at 9:26 pm

Hmm.. I thought I put it pretty understandably. :-/

oh wells.

*cries in a corner, clutching his D&D Player’s Handbook*

25 A thinker 03.28.06 at 9:30 pm

I thought you did a good job explaining, Hashi. You can come out of the corner now. . .

26 hashi 03.28.06 at 9:33 pm

*rolls his twenty-sided die*

*rolls a 14. Studies his character sheet*

Hm. The dice said its okay :D

27 ManekiNeko 03.28.06 at 9:41 pm

Oh, hashi, don’t cry – I thought it was lovely and very understandable. But I’m a SQL-geek, so maybe that helped.

For the super-un-initated/uninterested:

SQL is a way to do queries, or what you might call “searches”.

Basically, you’re telling the computer to find things – and *how* to find them.

If Meg asked you to go through the CO archives and find every picture with a kitty in it, it would take you forever, altough I can think of worse ways to spend an afternoon.

But if she labels each kitty picture that comes in as “kitty”, then with the magic of SQL, she can say, “Computer! I command you to render unto me all pictures labeled ‘kitty’!” And lo, it shall be done.

28 hashi 03.28.06 at 10:00 pm

*claps* very well done!
Now if only computers only do what you want them to do *correctly* all the time…

29 ElfOwl 03.29.06 at 12:11 am

the problem with computers, hashi, is that they do exactly what you *tell* them to do, not exactly what you *want* them to do. that’s why i’m a hardware person :-P

30 Brak_Silverbone 03.29.06 at 12:15 am

I love the very slightly come-hither look on his face. So cute!

31 Dakota 03.29.06 at 12:18 am

What is that? Looks like a Morkie?

32 Theo 03.29.06 at 12:37 am

ElfOwl — tell me, how often does a custom rig work right, the first time?

Mm-hmm, that’s what I thought. (“Hardware person” myself. And SQL person.)

33 deirdre 03.29.06 at 4:02 am

dang, this is seriously cute….it does look like an baby ewok.

34 Katharine 03.29.06 at 4:08 am

Teddy-bear dog! And all ready for some heavy-duty snugglin’!

35 Annie 03.29.06 at 5:16 am

Ohhhhhh this Yorkie pup
is too cute. He looks so
precious you could just
eat him up…

36 ElfOwl 03.29.06 at 5:42 am

Theo – Well, if it’s the two custom test boards I designed, then both! ;-) But your point is spot on, and I’m a much worse coder than I am a solderer, so I stay away :-P .

37 Laura 03.29.06 at 12:14 pm

what does prosh mean?

38 A thinker 03.29.06 at 1:52 pm

Theo, you need to work on that Cute Glossary soon.

39 Theo 03.29.06 at 3:09 pm

Rodin (chuckle) — I will compile & submit a draft to Meg, but I think she’s got something in the works already. Meanwhile I’m still mired in recalcitrant SQL data-export procedures.

I do have a good strong mocha, though.

40 Theo 03.29.06 at 3:11 pm

By the way, ElfOwl — I can’t solder for sh!t. Good on ya.

41 A thinker 03.29.06 at 3:25 pm

CAFFEINE!! the secret power source of multitudinous computer systems. (+ chocolate = extra power)

42 A thinker 03.29.06 at 3:28 pm

Theo–btw har the Rodin reference. It took me a few minutes. You will notice please the indefinite as opposed to the definite article in this case. . .

43 Cassie 03.29.06 at 4:12 pm

That dog is absolutely adorable. You need to enter more picks of that puppy in our cute dog photo contest. We’d love to have them!

44 Theo 03.29.06 at 4:24 pm

“A” Thinker — yeah yeah, my mom was an 8th-grade english teacher. I sometimes take small liberties in the interests of humorous effect. (I’m clear, though; I’ve got full language exemption on my Artistic License.)

45 faye 03.29.06 at 4:25 pm

What happened to her arms,legs and body?!

46 Theo 03.29.06 at 4:40 pm

Suddenly this Nala person starts to sounds reeeeally familiar…

47 finn 03.29.06 at 5:42 pm

ya think?

48 A thinker 03.29.06 at 6:14 pm

Theo: :-D

49 Jennifer 03.29.06 at 8:38 pm

What kind of dog is that? Anyone know?

50 NJK 03.29.06 at 11:04 pm

Jennifer, it looks almost like a Maltese-Yorkshire-Terrier Mix (“Morkie”). Or maybe a Yorkshire Terrier-Shih-Tzu Mix? Not sure. Cute x 2!

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