I reckon I can take you to school

by Meg on March 11, 2006

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Thanks to T. Moocow (I did not make that up) for sending in this Schooling video

{ 31 comments }

1 eskimo 03.11.06 at 6:21 pm

haha, it says “bring me all the cat food so i can eat it.”

teehee. i like cats.

2 maymee 03.11.06 at 6:36 pm

Hehehee that was hysterical!

3 kdub 03.11.06 at 6:42 pm

That’s been a favorite for years – never fails to crack me up.

4 Theo 03.11.06 at 6:51 pm

WHOOMP… and the mini-lion wins again.

5 Cassidy 03.11.06 at 8:00 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6 Adrienne 03.11.06 at 8:18 pm

gweee heee…the little kitty was so asking for it…in the most adorable way possible.

7 E. Collison 03.11.06 at 8:31 pm

Hilarious!

8 Darth Sidhe 03.11.06 at 8:58 pm

This is why judo is better than karate!

9 mute 03.11.06 at 10:02 pm

this is not karate but muay thai :p

10 Lalala... 03.11.06 at 10:38 pm

Translation:

Black Cat: I need to hypnotize you.
Black Cat: Give me all the cat food.
Black Cat: Hypnotize…
Brown Cat: Are you out of your mind?
Brown Cat: You must be looking for a fight. ;)

11 Rafael 03.11.06 at 11:51 pm

Black Cat: “My kung-fu is strong.”

Tabby: “No it isn’t.”

Black Cat: “Yes it is.”

Tabby: “You really asking for it, you know that.”

Black Cat: “I don’t fear you weak-fu!”

Tabby: “Ok….WHAM!”

12 Jude 03.12.06 at 12:54 am

Aww! That was the best!

13 Tina 03.12.06 at 1:34 am

Sometimes the only thing that works on bratty kids is to squash ‘em.

14 IDgaf 03.12.06 at 1:43 am

Judging by the way the cat got the kitten’s back – and closed its legs around it – it’s Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

15 Kayla 03.12.06 at 6:18 am

that was so cute!! reminds me of my two. The kitten keeps pickin on the older one, and every once in awhile he needs to give her a reminder whuppin.

16 Subhangi 03.12.06 at 6:39 am

“You are getting sleepy … sleepy … sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. Soon you will be my slave, and I will be your master. And I’ll get all the catnip-”
“Oh YEAH?”
WHAM.

17 jen 03.12.06 at 7:14 am

Omg! I saw this 3 years ago, I love this! I can watch it over and over and over!

18 Anon 03.12.06 at 1:08 pm

I remember seeing this several years ago, too. It never fails to crack me up.

Anybody know where it originated? I can’t read the captions, but I’m guessing it was sent in to some sort of Asian “Funniest Home Videos” show?

19 Sarah 03.12.06 at 2:12 pm

Ahahaha, that’s so funny. I love the
“I want to hynotize you” translation. or the little black cat could be demonstrating his “Deadly Madcat Fist” technique

20 Beth 03.12.06 at 2:14 pm

The video must be orginated from one of those funny Taiwanese game shows, the writing is in traditional chinese.

21 Meow House 03.12.06 at 4:12 pm

I first saw this at least 5, maybe 7-8 years ago, with the title something like “Why Sumo Wrestling is better than Kung-Fu.”

22 s 03.12.06 at 6:45 pm

i seen this one. it’s like the first UFC video i saw. doesn’t matter what belt your on when your opponent can pick you up and wreck you in a bear hug

23 Meow House 03.12.06 at 7:42 pm

The orange boy is so “Dude, I’ll let you make your little show of manliness but after that you are going DOWN.”

24 GVGarden 03.12.06 at 8:14 pm

This reminds me of the Indiana Jones movie when the sword guy does all his fancy moves….then Indy just blows him away. One of my favorite kitty vids.

25 Eli James 03.13.06 at 12:41 am

I watched this video before. Then it was called “Why Judo Is Better Than Karate.”

Hehe

26 myumyu 03.13.06 at 6:45 am

“I’m not touching you, I’m not touching yoooooou…”

27 Ketira shena Pretara'sedrin 03.13.06 at 11:13 am

And here I am, looking at this while “I’ve Got Cats” by Rick Cowling is playing on my Winamp. Coincidence?

(If anyone wants the mp3 file, yowl in email, please!)

A friend sent this one to me a couple years ago; if I’d known you’d find that cute, I would have put it up there myself!

28 Rocknrope 03.14.06 at 1:48 am

What’s not so cute is that, given the video date, the ginger cat is probably pushing up daisies, and the kitty is an old cat…..sniff.

29 Emily 03.14.06 at 4:25 pm

Force = mass x acceleration.

30 Jen 03.15.06 at 7:05 am

pwn3d!!!!!!!!111

31 Cricket 03.17.06 at 9:53 am

remember the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when that guy was whipping that sword around and Indy smiled and then shot him? this is the same thing, but with cats.

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