Hamster Hotel

by Meg on March 31, 2006

Well since my Baby left me
I founda new place to dwell
It’s down at the end of lonely street
the…Hamster Hotel

Hamster_1

oh Bebeh

(thanks, Olkah!) P.S. EXTRA points if you sing it in a Nigel Tufnel voice.

{ 86 comments }

1 Michelle 03.31.06 at 4:56 pm

You sure he’s not singin’ Jailhammyhouse Rock?

2 Courtney 03.31.06 at 4:59 pm

Oh my!

That tongue is very charming.

3 TheIdleReceptionist 03.31.06 at 5:00 pm

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN! I caught my breath at this pic and Meg’s captions REALLY made it!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I can just hear the Barry White voice, “C’mon…bail me out, baby…”

4 Theo 03.31.06 at 5:00 pm

That’s no hotel, that’s a hockey mask. Hammie’s a GOALIE. Don’chu mess with him, neither.

5 Hammy 03.31.06 at 5:03 pm

Dang! I wanted to be first, oh well, at least the hammy’s cute!!!!!!!!!!!

6 A thinker 03.31.06 at 5:08 pm

OH, fat pink hamster tongue. That oblivious tongue has made my day. . .

7 The Guy Over There 03.31.06 at 5:11 pm

On a dark hamster straw mat yummy sunflower smell,
Warm smell of hamster musk telling me all is well,
Up above in the distance, I saw shimmering lights
My body grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I was moved around in the night
There she stood through the window;
I heard her coo and swell
And I was thinking to myself,
‘There better be sunflowers or there will be Hell’
Then she put up a bottle right next to the cage,
There were pettings on my head,
and I think I heard her say:

Welcome to the Hotel Hamsterfornia.

Such a plastic place
Such a fuzzy face

Plenty of room at the Hotel Hamsterfornia

Any time of year
You can be pet here.

8 Kelly 03.31.06 at 5:13 pm

Oh, that little pink tongue!

And Guy, the song! Love it!

9 Theo 03.31.06 at 5:14 pm

OH!
MY!
GAWWWD!!!

Guy *wins.*

10 E. Collison 03.31.06 at 5:22 pm

Guy – amazing!

This has to be one of the best pics posted to date.

11 Jan Spencer 03.31.06 at 5:25 pm

Guy over there…OH I LOVE YOUR SONG PARODY!!!!!!!

lets see…the NEW Eagles featuring

Don Hamsterley
Glenn Frey-beedie-eyes
Joe Walshster
….uh…okay…I’m stuck.

(BTW…The Eagles are probably one of my favorite bands on Earth.)

12 Theo 03.31.06 at 5:26 pm

Second favorite.
I believe it’s time for me to flyyyyy…

13 Kitsu 03.31.06 at 5:29 pm

Awww… Wittle hamie tounge. =3

14 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 5:31 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
OMG!!! I love it!! hammie tongue!! eeeeeeeee!!!
i love hammie kisses!!
****thump****

15 greenburrito 03.31.06 at 5:33 pm

this pick reminds me of my -ex.

16 A thinker 03.31.06 at 5:37 pm

Guy over there–applause, applause. That was brilliant.

17 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 5:38 pm

jan-
how about:

don hamster-ly
glenn frey-ster
ham walsh-ster
timothy beedie-eyes-schmidt
don feld-ster
hammie leadon
randy ham-ner
??????????

18 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 5:39 pm

jan-
how about:

don hamster-ly
glenn frey-ster
ham walsh-ster
timothy beedie-eyes-schmidt
don feld-ster
hammie leadon
randy ham-ner
??????????

19 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 5:39 pm

ooops sorry. did a double.

20 Who? 03.31.06 at 5:40 pm

Yeah, the tounge. But lookit his wittle schnoz! Those teeny wittle nostrils! Too Cute!

21 Jan Spencer 03.31.06 at 5:40 pm

Theo…you know my favorite band!! LOL

Ladykiss…YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE MARK THERE! TOOO FUNNNYYY!!

22 mejezabel 03.31.06 at 5:52 pm

Perfect Pink Jelly Bean Tongue

23 K 03.31.06 at 5:55 pm

It’s all about the tongue-glisten isn’t it?

….sigh…..you made my bad day much better, thank you hammie!

24 Hammy 03.31.06 at 5:58 pm

I imagine, a pink jelly bean in place of its tongue, whoa! Now I’m hungry, dang it!

25 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.31.06 at 6:06 pm
26 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 6:15 pm

not mike-
EEEEEEEEEE!!!! i LOVE young frankestein!!
or is that
young fraunken-schteen??? he he he

27 Jackie 03.31.06 at 6:18 pm

Is the hamster giving the camera a “raspberry”? I can almost hear the little guy go “Thupppppttt!”.

28 M- 03.31.06 at 6:18 pm

Ahhhh…. OMG!!! Feeling overwhelmed… hamster lips… hamster tounge… hamster nose… fuzzy everywhere…. just reverted to two year old self…. I want the HAMMIE!!!

29 kochou 03.31.06 at 6:19 pm

Genki hamo-chan!

30 Jan Spencer 03.31.06 at 6:21 pm

Ladykiss…are you a big Eagles fan too? You were naming them ALL off! :)

31 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 6:31 pm

jan-
yes, i have a decent eagles cd collection! they rock! also love reo speedwagon too!
but, im sure you can tell by my screen name, KISS is my favorite favorite!! ;)

32 Hammy 03.31.06 at 6:34 pm

Ok, this is all about rock music now, who likes System of a Down?

33 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 6:36 pm

I do hammy, I do, but they are relatively new to me, a friend of my got me started on them. they are perty cool !

34 Hammy 03.31.06 at 6:39 pm

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…….

Yey!!!!! You think System is cool!

35 Jan Spencer 03.31.06 at 6:47 pm

Ladykiss…yes, Kiss is very cool. OK sorry, didn’t mean to talk about music! I’m a huge music fan, so when it goes towards music, I’m all there. :)

36 Hammy 03.31.06 at 6:53 pm

I am too… Jan,Ladykiss, I think this is the beginning of another beautiful friend ship!

37 Jan Spencer 03.31.06 at 7:11 pm

Hammy, yes, I think so. :)

38 Hammy 03.31.06 at 7:15 pm

What about Ladykiss, I bet she wants in! ;)

39 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 7:24 pm

always, any time i have the chance to talk about music i am SO there! i have over 300 cd’s in my collection!!! lmfao

40 maymee 03.31.06 at 7:24 pm

I literally LOL-ed at this pic. :D

41 Norty 03.31.06 at 7:35 pm

what about some rule about “seldom seen tounges and/or open maws caught on film” being cute… I think that might make for a good one.

42 --MC 03.31.06 at 7:40 pm

Tonight there’s gonna be a cagebreak
Somewhere in this town..

43 NJK 03.31.06 at 7:51 pm

The songwriters on this page are genius.

Love the hammie tongue!

44 Hammy 03.31.06 at 7:54 pm

Hey, Ladykiss,Jas, have you heard “Chop Suey” By System of a Down? If you haven’t here:

Chop Suey

Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and
Put a little makeup
I just crossed the feeling
With a shakeup
Why’d you leave
The keys up on the table?
Here we go
Ceate another fable
(You wanted to)
Grab a brush and
Put a little makeup
(You wanted to)
I just crossed the feeling
With a shakeup
(You wanted to)
Why’d you leave
The keys up on the table?
(You wanted to)

Well I don’t think
You trust in
My self-rightous suicide
Why cry when angels
Deserve to

Die
(Growl)

Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and
Put a little makeup
I just crossed the feeling
With a shakeup
Why’d you leave
The keys up on the table?
Here we go
Create another fable
(You wanted to)

Grab a brush and
Put a little makeup
(You wanted to)
I just crossed the feeling
With a shakeup
(You wanted to)
Why’d you leave
The keys up on the table?
(You wanted to)

Well I don’t think you trust in
My self-rightous suicide
Why cry when angels
Deserve to die
In my self-rightous suicide
I cry when angels
Deserve to die

Father (father)
Father (father)
Father (father)
Mother (mother)

Father, into your hands
I command my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me

In your eyes
Forsaken me in your thoughts
Forsaken me in your hearts
Forsaken me oh oh
Trust in my self-righteous suicide
Why cry when angels
Deserve to die
In my self-rightous suicide
Why cry when angels
Deserve to die

Hope, you liked it!

45 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 7:58 pm

i love it, i think i have that album!

46 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:01 pm

You mean “Toxicity”? My uncle used to have that CD, and I LOVED it! I wonder what happened to it? Hmm? I think I know who took it, you did, didn’t you? Yep, I knew it! ;)

47 flippy 03.31.06 at 8:04 pm

the tongue kind of upsets me . . .

48 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:04 pm

Hey, Ladykiss, have you heard of B.Y.O.B?

49 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 8:05 pm

Yes, thats the one! i love toxicity. oh what is the name of that one song that i played for days??? brain damage!eeeerrrrrgggggg, i hate not remembering a song title!

50 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 8:07 pm

brain damaged for sure.
the song i was thinking of that i love so much on toxicity??? TOXICITY!!!! im so glad its friday. i dont think i could work another day!!!!!

51 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:09 pm

I don’t know what song your talking about (give me some lyrics you remember from it and maybe I can give you the title)and go to Rocktoons.com, scroll down to guest art System of a Down and post a comment, its sooooooo cool!

52 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:11 pm

Yippeeeeeeeee! I love the song Toxicity!!!!!!! Its so cool, ya know!
Hey have you heard “Sugar” its such a good song!

53 ladykiss 03.31.06 at 8:25 pm

no, havent head sugar that i know of, right now listening to metallica, sad but true amd trying to use my cell phone as my mouse. heh heh heh

54 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:29 pm

Ok! But go to Rocktoons.com, like I said, its cool, and go to Gutestart: System of a Down, and post a comment, do it, now, I wanna see you comments!

55 A thinker 03.31.06 at 8:32 pm

Hey, the stylesheet went all bolded all of a sudden!

56 Hammy 03.31.06 at 8:34 pm

So, I’m not crazy, and its not just my computer, the fonts got bolder!

57 jaypo 03.31.06 at 8:55 pm

I can’t put my tongue back in my mouth… “bbhbhbtthth.

58 Hammy 03.31.06 at 9:34 pm

Jail house rock, osh, I love that song!!!!

59 Hammy 03.31.06 at 9:36 pm

Sorry, I meant ‘gosh’.

60 Thalia 03.31.06 at 11:28 pm

Ah, so,

“Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and
Put a little makeup
I just crossed the feeling
With a shakeup
Why’d you leave
The keys up on the table?”

is “Chop Suey” by System of a Down? Wow, I’m such a troglodyte I guess I only hear new music through listening to Weird Al polka medleys.

Thanks Hammy!

61 Thalia 03.31.06 at 11:29 pm

(I should add that honestly, I think I like most newer music best through the lens of the Weird-Al-Polka-Medley.)

62 Hammy 03.31.06 at 11:31 pm

Your very welcome Thalia, you listen to Wierd Al? Spooky, that guy is so hilarious!

63 Thalia 03.31.06 at 11:34 pm

Oh and, Whoa, no one else will experience this I guess since the cute winningsest and losingsest change with each page refresh, but the two black cat pics up there RIGHT NOW look EXACTLY like my two cats, one all black with that look on her face, the other a tuxedo with a white chin, very specific pattern, who likes to sleep in paper bags. It’s unCANny.

Whoa. Trippy.

64 Thalia 03.31.06 at 11:37 pm

I freakin’ LOVE Weird Al. He’s a great force for good in this world.

In all seriousness–he gets letters from people who say they were suicidal and thinking of ending it all, but then they listened to some of his music and cheered up and just couldn’t do it.

Kinda like Cute Overload’s function in this world, too, I’m guessing.

65 Hammy 03.31.06 at 11:43 pm

Yeah, it kinda does, CO cheers people up with cute pics, and Weird Al cheers up people with his weird but comical versions of songs, to wrap it up, CO, and Weird Al are cool!

66 Lucas 03.31.06 at 11:56 pm

THIS GUY IS AWESOME! I LOVE THE LITTLE TONGUE!

67 Carlisa 04.01.06 at 12:09 am

mejezabel— YES!!! It’s tongue DOES look like a pink jelly-bean! lol :o P*

68 Carlisa 04.01.06 at 12:16 am

…a speckled one! Look close (not TOO close or it might bite) haha!

69 ElfOwl 04.01.06 at 2:22 am

Wow! Uber cute hamster tongues and excellent music now running through my head. The best parts of my day are often all about CuteO. Thank you thankyouthankyou!

70 carlisa 04.01.06 at 2:45 am

Oh! I know what it makes me think of!…. A Skittle! :o )

71 Subhangi 04.01.06 at 6:00 am

All the fan mails I get seem to up my mind’s elation
All the folks at CO think I’m such a big sensation
You gotta be a hamster for this Hamsterfornication …

It’s the edge of the world and all of hamster civilization
The sunflower seeds from the East are a feast
And my tummy is the final location
I wonder if this “Hollywood”
Knows Hamsterfornication

Sunflower seeds are very good
To break the spell of aging
Hey cheek-puff fans is this your chin
It’s a losing war you’re waging

New-born hamster baby
Drive CO fans crazy
Dream of Hamsterfornication
Dream of Hamsterfornication.

Listen up Meg
Please show me to the world
Be my very own PR agent
Grooms and brides with twisted insides
They all have a hamster penchant
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Hamsterfornication

Space may be the final frontier
And they’ve already sent a dog there
Hey CO can you hear the cheers
Its hamsters that ought to be there
Coz Heaven is not far away
It’s Hamsterfornication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
But just no one can get enough
Of Hamsterfornication

New-born hamster baby
Drive CO fans crazy
Dream of Hamsterfornication
Dream of Hamsterfornication.

Work can lead to a very bad mood
And it also breeds irritation
But here I am just to cheer you up
Coz I’m God’s cutest creation
Even Scottish folds couldn’t save the world
From Hamsterfornication

Sunflower seeds are very good
To break the spell of aging
Hey cheek-puff fans is this your chin
It’s a losing war you’re waging

New-born hamster baby
Drive CO fans crazy
Dream of Hamsterfornication
Dream of Hamsterfornication.

72 Meg 04.01.06 at 6:19 am

Subhangi, The_Guy_Over_There, you _really_ outdid yourselves!

HAM-TASTIC! Dang!

73 freegrid 04.01.06 at 6:36 am

Hamster trivia: Once put my pet hamster in one of those hamster balls so it could wander round the room. A friend’s Persian cat came in. Guess what happened next.

Wrong. The hamster chased the cat around the room – totally safe in its ball and knowing it! – while I was laughing hysterically. I wish, I wish I had a video of it.

74 theO 04.01.06 at 2:37 pm

[bows down before Subhangi]
[...again]
[...forever]

75 me 04.01.06 at 8:35 pm

How can he see his mobile hotspot with no eyes?

76 Hammy 04.01.06 at 8:42 pm

Ahh, yes, the beautiful lyrics of the Ham-tastic Subhangi, I applaud you!

77 Hammy 04.01.06 at 8:56 pm

Hey, Subhangi, how did you make up the lyrics? Did they just pop in your head or are they based on a real song?

78 moptopmouse1 04.01.06 at 9:22 pm

what was that cute beatnik cartoon character, I think from huckleberry hound, take some pictures of beatnik playing bongos on top of uni-blab.. a cute hillbilly ‘varmint’ as well!

79 Em n Ev 04.01.06 at 9:55 pm

we think it dangerous to put ure tongue out of ur mouth 4 to long coz u will get a sore throat and then ur tongue will swell up and then it will burst blood vessels in ur tongue and u will die coz the blood from the blood vessels will choke u.also its an ugly tongue!!
- Ev

It looks like a stripper… you know… licking the bars of teh cage… and I doubt that it has any clothes on!!! TSSSK TSSK!
-Em

Naughty!
-Em n Ev

80 Hammy 04.01.06 at 9:59 pm

Its all about being careful with you, huh, Em n Ev?

81 Subhangi 04.02.06 at 5:26 am

Not really Hammy, Californication happens to be one of my favourite songs … so as soon as I saw the whole song theme surrounding this guy, the lyrics just kinda came in my head. LOL.

82 ariel 05.18.06 at 9:27 pm

ah git suh lone-leh, bay-buh.

83 ariel 05.18.06 at 9:34 pm

ah git suh lone-lehhhhh,
…..ah cud dah.

84 Theo 05.18.06 at 9:37 pm

You might try commenting in a *current* post, then, Arielvis.
;)

85 ariel 05.18.06 at 9:42 pm

uuhhhhhh, thankyuh

86 Theo 05.18.06 at 9:45 pm

(Ariel has left the building)

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