Frogku

by Meg on March 21, 2006

Slurp, slurp. slurp suh-lurp.
I lick your tiny legs and
then I let you go.

Carolyn_nj

Lickable Frogulence brot to you by Cuteologist Carolyn from New Jersey.

{ 38 comments }

1 Karen 03.21.06 at 2:30 pm

Who’s licking whose legs?

2 maymee 03.21.06 at 2:36 pm

I think Meg is licking the frog. Can’t really blame her, look at the toesies!

3 twentythreecakes 03.21.06 at 2:39 pm

If I kiss you will you become my prince widdle froggie?

4 Erica E. 03.21.06 at 2:43 pm

One syllable short on the second line… *winks*

– Haiku Patrol

5 StormCat 03.21.06 at 2:47 pm

I’ve given up on the Princes idea…However this little guy is so cute!!! I would take him home and he could be my Froggie Prince…Look at those toes…And those legs!!! How anerable!!!

6 jaypo 03.21.06 at 2:49 pm

Kiss the froggie and turn into a frogette! hop away together.

7 A thinker 03.21.06 at 2:52 pm

He’s a perfect green.

He has very skinny legs.

He is extremely cute.

8 Theo 03.21.06 at 3:03 pm

This isn’t one of those psychotropic frogs, is it?

9 Beauregard 03.21.06 at 3:10 pm

Ok, I’m doing it…
UGHHHHHhhh!!! Gross. Frogs are so nasty!
Phew, that’s better.

10 Theo 03.21.06 at 3:19 pm

…Actually I know it’s not an acid frog. This looks exactly like one of the little tree frogs that sometimes climb up our patio door in the summertime.

11 you guys r silly 03.21.06 at 3:24 pm

Look at his wee teeny tiny *suction cup toe tips*…..precious!!!

12 nella 03.21.06 at 3:24 pm

aristique:

small frog in my palm
adorably moist and green
your toes are like pearls

:o )

13 Apathygrrl 03.21.06 at 3:51 pm

OMG Theo you have to get me one of those frogs! They sooooo sweeetie! *nuzzle wet froggie nose*

14 Who? 03.21.06 at 3:54 pm

I agree with Beauregard. Any slimey critter is NOT cute. More puppies and bunnies, please!

15 TheIdleReceptionist 03.21.06 at 3:54 pm

Ribbit, ribbit, dude!
Shiny, slimy and all mine.
This frog *IS* a prince.

16 ariel 03.21.06 at 4:19 pm

why do your eyeballs
like cat-eye marbles glow gold,
wee lively green frog?

17 kim 03.21.06 at 4:22 pm

Eek! Ugly but adorable.

18 snusnu 03.21.06 at 4:24 pm

Half closed eyelids gleam,
Lithe, limber legs coiled to pounce,
waiting for cricket.

19 Maureen 03.21.06 at 4:34 pm

I wonder what would happen if Princess Pup kissed him?

20 Meg 03.21.06 at 4:50 pm

Thanks, Erica!

I “updated” it… ;)

Signed,
Hacky McHackeron

p.s. Ya’ll Haiku’s are faaaaar better than mine—cheers!

21 hashi 03.21.06 at 4:57 pm

syllable short? Does the Haiku Patrol hail from the Rampart Division, coz that’s seven syllables to me :-p

frog = qute.

22 Kathy 03.21.06 at 5:11 pm

I think “Lickable Frogulence” may be the name of my new band.

23 Jonathan 03.21.06 at 6:10 pm

I am very pro-froggy! I love this site because it doesn’t just stick to the bunnies and the puppies, but finds cuteness throughout all the animal kingdom! That frog is just the sweetest little cutie.

24 Zombie 03.21.06 at 6:23 pm

FROGS > ALL
(EXCEPT KITTEH)

25 michee 03.21.06 at 6:28 pm

Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
Peace

26 rainbow 03.21.06 at 6:29 pm

it’s not easy being green

27 michee 03.21.06 at 6:29 pm

Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
Peace

28 michee 03.21.06 at 6:29 pm

Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
Peace

29 Theo 03.21.06 at 6:56 pm

Somebody poke Michee, I think she’s stuck…

30 Mina 03.22.06 at 12:33 am

*licks* *gets high* weeeee!! Its cute and …nevermind. Its just cute.

31 Mel 03.22.06 at 1:47 am

So you’re supposed to lick a frog’s leg rather than kiss him and THAT’s how they turn into princes. Okay. I’ll try that, cause the kissing ain’t working. Wait…what if they taste like chicken? Don’t frog’s legs taste like chicken?

32 Jen 03.22.06 at 4:15 am

A peaceful moment
That makes me squee with delight
Thank you, cute froggie

33 E. Collison 03.22.06 at 6:47 am

A vote for froggies from me. (Snails, too.)

34 demonstar 03.22.06 at 10:04 pm

my entire room is frogs. love dem widdle fwoggies!!
needeep needeep!!!

35 Theo 03.22.06 at 10:13 pm

“my entire room is frogs.”

Knee deep, indeed. [Nyuk.]

36 The Cheesemeister 03.24.06 at 6:33 am

I love these little tiny frogs. Unfortunately I am reminded of Frog Tragedy.
I was lucky enough to get a pair of leopard frog tadpoles. I named them Kenny and Kyle. I thought it was so cool when they developed their legs but still had a tail. Unfortunately Kenny died. Then one day Kyle went missing from his bowl. My evil twin had forgotten to put the top back on. I didn’t find him until I moved. He had been mummified by the heat vent that he had hopped over to sit next to. It was behind a bookshelf.
I was saddened at this demise. However, I was glad that the cats hadn’t made a feast of him.
I’ve never had the heart to own frogs again. But I do like them.

37 GodsBaby 03.27.06 at 10:21 pm

I am sorry, but frogs are the grossest thing I could ever even imagine. THIS IS NOT CUTE. (trying not to barf), and praying I don’t have nightmares. LOL…no, I just scroll REALLY quickly pass this one…

38 GodsBaby 03.27.06 at 10:22 pm

I am sorry, but frogs are the grossest thing I could ever even imagine. THIS IS NOT CUTE. (trying not to barf), and praying I don’t have nightmares. LOL…no, I just scroll REALLY quickly pass this one…

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