Hamster Hotel

Well since my Baby left me
I founda new place to dwell
It’s down at the end of lonely street
the…Hamster Hotel

Hamster_1

oh Bebeh

(thanks, Olkah!) P.S. EXTRA points if you sing it in a Nigel Tufnel voice.

Comments

  1. Michelle says:

    You sure he’s not singin’ Jailhammyhouse Rock?

  2. Courtney says:

    Oh my!

    That tongue is very charming.

  3. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN! I caught my breath at this pic and Meg’s captions REALLY made it!

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    I can just hear the Barry White voice, “C’mon…bail me out, baby…”

  4. That’s no hotel, that’s a hockey mask. Hammie’s a GOALIE. Don’chu mess with him, neither.

  5. Dang! I wanted to be first, oh well, at least the hammy’s cute!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. OH, fat pink hamster tongue. That oblivious tongue has made my day. . .

  7. The Guy Over There says:

    On a dark hamster straw mat yummy sunflower smell,
    Warm smell of hamster musk telling me all is well,
    Up above in the distance, I saw shimmering lights
    My body grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I was moved around in the night
    There she stood through the window;
    I heard her coo and swell
    And I was thinking to myself,
    ‘There better be sunflowers or there will be Hell’
    Then she put up a bottle right next to the cage,
    There were pettings on my head,
    and I think I heard her say:

    Welcome to the Hotel Hamsterfornia.

    Such a plastic place
    Such a fuzzy face

    Plenty of room at the Hotel Hamsterfornia

    Any time of year
    You can be pet here.

  8. Oh, that little pink tongue!

    And Guy, the song! Love it!

  9. OH!
    MY!
    GAWWWD!!!

    Guy *wins.*

  10. Guy – amazing!

    This has to be one of the best pics posted to date.

  11. Jan Spencer says:

    Guy over there…OH I LOVE YOUR SONG PARODY!!!!!!!

    lets see…the NEW Eagles featuring

    Don Hamsterley
    Glenn Frey-beedie-eyes
    Joe Walshster
    ….uh…okay…I’m stuck.

    (BTW…The Eagles are probably one of my favorite bands on Earth.)

  12. Second favorite.
    I believe it’s time for me to flyyyyy…

  13. Awww… Wittle hamie tounge. =3

  14. ladykiss says:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
    OMG!!! I love it!! hammie tongue!! eeeeeeeee!!!
    i love hammie kisses!!
    ****thump****

  15. this pick reminds me of my -ex.

  16. Guy over there–applause, applause. That was brilliant.

  17. ladykiss says:

    jan-
    how about:

    don hamster-ly
    glenn frey-ster
    ham walsh-ster
    timothy beedie-eyes-schmidt
    don feld-ster
    hammie leadon
    randy ham-ner
    ??????????

  18. ladykiss says:

    jan-
    how about:

    don hamster-ly
    glenn frey-ster
    ham walsh-ster
    timothy beedie-eyes-schmidt
    don feld-ster
    hammie leadon
    randy ham-ner
    ??????????

  19. ladykiss says:

    ooops sorry. did a double.

  20. Yeah, the tounge. But lookit his wittle schnoz! Those teeny wittle nostrils! Too Cute!

  21. Jan Spencer says:

    Theo…you know my favorite band!! LOL

    Ladykiss…YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE MARK THERE! TOOO FUNNNYYY!!

  22. mejezabel says:

    Perfect Pink Jelly Bean Tongue

  23. It’s all about the tongue-glisten isn’t it?

    ….sigh…..you made my bad day much better, thank you hammie!

  24. I imagine, a pink jelly bean in place of its tongue, whoa! Now I’m hungry, dang it!

  25. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:
  26. ladykiss says:

    not mike-
    EEEEEEEEEE!!!! i LOVE young frankestein!!
    or is that
    young fraunken-schteen??? he he he

  27. Is the hamster giving the camera a “raspberry”? I can almost hear the little guy go “Thupppppttt!”.

  28. Ahhhh…. OMG!!! Feeling overwhelmed… hamster lips… hamster tounge… hamster nose… fuzzy everywhere…. just reverted to two year old self…. I want the HAMMIE!!!

  29. Genki hamo-chan!

  30. Jan Spencer says:

    Ladykiss…are you a big Eagles fan too? You were naming them ALL off! :)

  31. ladykiss says:

    jan-
    yes, i have a decent eagles cd collection! they rock! also love reo speedwagon too!
    but, im sure you can tell by my screen name, KISS is my favorite favorite!! ;)

  32. Ok, this is all about rock music now, who likes System of a Down?

  33. ladykiss says:

    I do hammy, I do, but they are relatively new to me, a friend of my got me started on them. they are perty cool !

  34. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…….

    Yey!!!!! You think System is cool!

  35. Jan Spencer says:

    Ladykiss…yes, Kiss is very cool. OK sorry, didn’t mean to talk about music! I’m a huge music fan, so when it goes towards music, I’m all there. :)

  36. I am too… Jan,Ladykiss, I think this is the beginning of another beautiful friend ship!

  37. Jan Spencer says:

    Hammy, yes, I think so. :)

  38. What about Ladykiss, I bet she wants in! ;)

  39. ladykiss says:

    always, any time i have the chance to talk about music i am SO there! i have over 300 cd’s in my collection!!! lmfao

  40. I literally LOL-ed at this pic. :D

  41. what about some rule about “seldom seen tounges and/or open maws caught on film” being cute… I think that might make for a good one.

  42. Tonight there’s gonna be a cagebreak
    Somewhere in this town..

  43. The songwriters on this page are genius.

    Love the hammie tongue!

  44. Hey, Ladykiss,Jas, have you heard “Chop Suey” By System of a Down? If you haven’t here:

    Chop Suey

    Wake up (wake up)
    Grab a brush and
    Put a little makeup
    I just crossed the feeling
    With a shakeup
    Why’d you leave
    The keys up on the table?
    Here we go
    Ceate another fable
    (You wanted to)
    Grab a brush and
    Put a little makeup
    (You wanted to)
    I just crossed the feeling
    With a shakeup
    (You wanted to)
    Why’d you leave
    The keys up on the table?
    (You wanted to)

    Well I don’t think
    You trust in
    My self-rightous suicide
    Why cry when angels
    Deserve to

    Die
    (Growl)

    Wake up (wake up)
    Grab a brush and
    Put a little makeup
    I just crossed the feeling
    With a shakeup
    Why’d you leave
    The keys up on the table?
    Here we go
    Create another fable
    (You wanted to)

    Grab a brush and
    Put a little makeup
    (You wanted to)
    I just crossed the feeling
    With a shakeup
    (You wanted to)
    Why’d you leave
    The keys up on the table?
    (You wanted to)

    Well I don’t think you trust in
    My self-rightous suicide
    Why cry when angels
    Deserve to die
    In my self-rightous suicide
    I cry when angels
    Deserve to die

    Father (father)
    Father (father)
    Father (father)
    Mother (mother)

    Father, into your hands
    I command my spirit
    Father, into your hands
    Why have you forsaken me

    In your eyes
    Forsaken me in your thoughts
    Forsaken me in your hearts
    Forsaken me oh oh
    Trust in my self-righteous suicide
    Why cry when angels
    Deserve to die
    In my self-rightous suicide
    Why cry when angels
    Deserve to die

    Hope, you liked it!

  45. ladykiss says:

    i love it, i think i have that album!

  46. You mean “Toxicity”? My uncle used to have that CD, and I LOVED it! I wonder what happened to it? Hmm? I think I know who took it, you did, didn’t you? Yep, I knew it! ;)

  47. the tongue kind of upsets me . . .

  48. Hey, Ladykiss, have you heard of B.Y.O.B?

  49. ladykiss says:

    Yes, thats the one! i love toxicity. oh what is the name of that one song that i played for days??? brain damage!eeeerrrrrgggggg, i hate not remembering a song title!

  50. ladykiss says:

    brain damaged for sure.
    the song i was thinking of that i love so much on toxicity??? TOXICITY!!!! im so glad its friday. i dont think i could work another day!!!!!

  51. I don’t know what song your talking about (give me some lyrics you remember from it and maybe I can give you the title)and go to Rocktoons.com, scroll down to guest art System of a Down and post a comment, its sooooooo cool!

  52. Yippeeeeeeeee! I love the song Toxicity!!!!!!! Its so cool, ya know!
    Hey have you heard “Sugar” its such a good song!

  53. ladykiss says:

    no, havent head sugar that i know of, right now listening to metallica, sad but true amd trying to use my cell phone as my mouse. heh heh heh

  54. Ok! But go to Rocktoons.com, like I said, its cool, and go to Gutestart: System of a Down, and post a comment, do it, now, I wanna see you comments!

  55. Hey, the stylesheet went all bolded all of a sudden!

  56. So, I’m not crazy, and its not just my computer, the fonts got bolder!

  57. I can’t put my tongue back in my mouth… “bbhbhbtthth.

  58. Jail house rock, osh, I love that song!!!!

  59. Sorry, I meant ‘gosh’.

  60. Ah, so,

    “Wake up (wake up)
    Grab a brush and
    Put a little makeup
    I just crossed the feeling
    With a shakeup
    Why’d you leave
    The keys up on the table?”

    is “Chop Suey” by System of a Down? Wow, I’m such a troglodyte I guess I only hear new music through listening to Weird Al polka medleys.

    Thanks Hammy!

  61. (I should add that honestly, I think I like most newer music best through the lens of the Weird-Al-Polka-Medley.)

  62. Your very welcome Thalia, you listen to Wierd Al? Spooky, that guy is so hilarious!

  63. Oh and, Whoa, no one else will experience this I guess since the cute winningsest and losingsest change with each page refresh, but the two black cat pics up there RIGHT NOW look EXACTLY like my two cats, one all black with that look on her face, the other a tuxedo with a white chin, very specific pattern, who likes to sleep in paper bags. It’s unCANny.

    Whoa. Trippy.

  64. I freakin’ LOVE Weird Al. He’s a great force for good in this world.

    In all seriousness–he gets letters from people who say they were suicidal and thinking of ending it all, but then they listened to some of his music and cheered up and just couldn’t do it.

    Kinda like Cute Overload’s function in this world, too, I’m guessing.

  65. Yeah, it kinda does, CO cheers people up with cute pics, and Weird Al cheers up people with his weird but comical versions of songs, to wrap it up, CO, and Weird Al are cool!

  66. THIS GUY IS AWESOME! I LOVE THE LITTLE TONGUE!

  67. mejezabel— YES!!! It’s tongue DOES look like a pink jelly-bean! lol :oP*

  68. …a speckled one! Look close (not TOO close or it might bite) haha!

  69. Wow! Uber cute hamster tongues and excellent music now running through my head. The best parts of my day are often all about CuteO. Thank you thankyouthankyou!

  70. carlisa says:

    Oh! I know what it makes me think of!…. A Skittle! :o)

  71. Subhangi says:

    All the fan mails I get seem to up my mind’s elation
    All the folks at CO think I’m such a big sensation
    You gotta be a hamster for this Hamsterfornication …

    It’s the edge of the world and all of hamster civilization
    The sunflower seeds from the East are a feast
    And my tummy is the final location
    I wonder if this “Hollywood”
    Knows Hamsterfornication

    Sunflower seeds are very good
    To break the spell of aging
    Hey cheek-puff fans is this your chin
    It’s a losing war you’re waging

    New-born hamster baby
    Drive CO fans crazy
    Dream of Hamsterfornication
    Dream of Hamsterfornication.

    Listen up Meg
    Please show me to the world
    Be my very own PR agent
    Grooms and brides with twisted insides
    They all have a hamster penchant
    And buy me a star on the boulevard
    It’s Hamsterfornication

    Space may be the final frontier
    And they’ve already sent a dog there
    Hey CO can you hear the cheers
    Its hamsters that ought to be there
    Coz Heaven is not far away
    It’s Hamsterfornication

    Born and raised by those who praise
    Control of population
    But just no one can get enough
    Of Hamsterfornication

    New-born hamster baby
    Drive CO fans crazy
    Dream of Hamsterfornication
    Dream of Hamsterfornication.

    Work can lead to a very bad mood
    And it also breeds irritation
    But here I am just to cheer you up
    Coz I’m God’s cutest creation
    Even Scottish folds couldn’t save the world
    From Hamsterfornication

    Sunflower seeds are very good
    To break the spell of aging
    Hey cheek-puff fans is this your chin
    It’s a losing war you’re waging

    New-born hamster baby
    Drive CO fans crazy
    Dream of Hamsterfornication
    Dream of Hamsterfornication.

  72. Subhangi, The_Guy_Over_There, you _really_ outdid yourselves!

    HAM-TASTIC! Dang!

  73. freegrid says:

    Hamster trivia: Once put my pet hamster in one of those hamster balls so it could wander round the room. A friend’s Persian cat came in. Guess what happened next.

    Wrong. The hamster chased the cat around the room – totally safe in its ball and knowing it! – while I was laughing hysterically. I wish, I wish I had a video of it.

  74. [bows down before Subhangi]
    [...again]
    [...forever]

  75. How can he see his mobile hotspot with no eyes?

  76. Ahh, yes, the beautiful lyrics of the Ham-tastic Subhangi, I applaud you!

  77. Hey, Subhangi, how did you make up the lyrics? Did they just pop in your head or are they based on a real song?

  78. moptopmouse1 says:

    what was that cute beatnik cartoon character, I think from huckleberry hound, take some pictures of beatnik playing bongos on top of uni-blab.. a cute hillbilly ‘varmint’ as well!

  79. we think it dangerous to put ure tongue out of ur mouth 4 to long coz u will get a sore throat and then ur tongue will swell up and then it will burst blood vessels in ur tongue and u will die coz the blood from the blood vessels will choke u.also its an ugly tongue!!
    – Ev

    It looks like a stripper… you know… licking the bars of teh cage… and I doubt that it has any clothes on!!! TSSSK TSSK!
    -Em

    Naughty!
    -Em n Ev

  80. Its all about being careful with you, huh, Em n Ev?

  81. Subhangi says:

    Not really Hammy, Californication happens to be one of my favourite songs … so as soon as I saw the whole song theme surrounding this guy, the lyrics just kinda came in my head. LOL.

  82. ah git suh lone-leh, bay-buh.

  83. ah git suh lone-lehhhhh,
    …..ah cud dah.

  84. You might try commenting in a *current* post, then, Arielvis.
    ;)

  85. uuhhhhhh, thankyuh

  86. (Ariel has left the building)

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