She’s such a bitch.

by Meg on March 29, 2006

Those girls in the background are sooo saying that! You know I’m right. Look! The girl in the front, she’s like, totally getting all the carrot! Look at her!

Lou_the_lou_flickr

From Lou the Lou’s Flickr files. Lou, standing ovation.

{ 64 comments }

1 A thinker 03.29.06 at 2:11 pm

OH, bunnies are the cutest things on earth!!

2 Emily 03.29.06 at 2:12 pm

those two rabbits look so jealous! but cute. they should stop being so mean to the lucky one…
:P

3 Beauregard 03.29.06 at 2:14 pm

Uhoh. I guess we should expect some hoopla over the captions today. But the buns are cute as ever at least. (Except Master Fluff, but no one can touch her and we don’t expect them to).

4 Holly Kim 03.29.06 at 2:18 pm

My friend Eppie says it looks more like Bun & the Bunnettes. IE the front bunny is the lead singer and the two in the background are the backup singers.

5 Linda 03.29.06 at 2:19 pm

So cute! and here I thought jealousy was an ugly thing.

6 you guys r silly 03.29.06 at 2:24 pm

*WAY TOO FUNNY CAPTION AND SUMMATION OF THE WHOLE SITUATION, MEG!!!*
&:o)

7 emily 03.29.06 at 2:27 pm

Meg you are genius. This is sooo freakin adorable!!!!!!!!!! AWWWW! I want three rabbits! :) They would line up and i would feed them each equal pieces of rabbit (but only if they were good girls)

8 Alex Jeffries 03.29.06 at 2:28 pm

Poor precious onlookers. Will they never know the glory of the microphone?

9 nella 03.29.06 at 2:39 pm

emily, I think you wanted to write “carrot” – at least I hope so…
:o )))

10 Courtney 03.29.06 at 2:46 pm

Hee! Poor background bunnies.

11 doggerelblogger 03.29.06 at 2:52 pm

It’s a poison carrot! Put there by the Tooth Fairy!

DON’T EAT IT, EASTER BUNNY!!!

12 Theo 03.29.06 at 2:57 pm

This site is nuking my noodle… first, it turns out to be two gerbils (not eleven mice on a quest) and now it’s three bunnies (not a hoitie-toitie lady dog). What’s next?

13 finn 03.29.06 at 3:01 pm

she who dares it
gets the carrot.

doggerelblogger, what did the Tooth Fairy ever do to you??

14 mandy 03.29.06 at 3:13 pm

Awwww! I love those bunnies!

I’m coveting the dish they’re eating out of! Lucky bunnies!

15 dani 03.29.06 at 3:15 pm

Please don’t pick the bunny for the t-shirt…

16 jana 03.29.06 at 3:19 pm

awe!!! wook at da bunnies!! dere soooo cute!!

okay. back to work.

17 Anybody's 03.29.06 at 3:19 pm

Theo, they don’t like you anymore, so they wanna confuse you and make you miserable.

18 jaypo 03.29.06 at 3:33 pm

Bunnies really are the *best* dang cutest, serious little faces in the Kingdom. Any kingdom!

19 Subhangi 03.29.06 at 3:44 pm

I could have SWORN I actually saw the bunny’s mouth moving as I read the comment!

I hope I never live to see the days bun-buns start bitchin’ like humans.

20 pistache268 03.29.06 at 3:49 pm

Look at the narrowed eyes of the beigish bunny!

It’s a loathsome stare.

21 Screamer 03.29.06 at 3:52 pm

This site is wonderful! It makes everything cute and fluffy :) even jealousy

22 sylvie 03.29.06 at 3:53 pm

hey cool none of those overprotective moms are taking over the comments!
v. cute, by the way!

23 Theo 03.29.06 at 3:56 pm

Sylvie et al. — interesting article from CNN yesterday:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/28/profanity.ap/index.html

It’s bitchin’.

24 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner! 03.29.06 at 4:03 pm

ooo yeaville! The bun buns are back in town. Ther’s your”cuteness trifecta” right there!

*Slight name change folks!
dwarf rabbit owner too! & the added(No I’m not a dwarf…my bun bun is though)…Same poster more precise & shorter moniker…name, is all.

25 rainbow 03.29.06 at 4:06 pm

i love logging on the first thing in the morning when i get to work and getting my CO fix – i definitely lol today

26 christina 03.29.06 at 4:08 pm

The caption on this just makes it so much cuter cause you so know thats what they are saying

27 Theo 03.29.06 at 4:17 pm

Nala — Huh? “cool website?” You mean CNN.com?

(btw — a single click on the “post” button is all it takes)

28 emily 03.29.06 at 4:28 pm

haha yes imeant to write carrot not rabbit OOOOOPS!! dont hate me!

29 emily 03.29.06 at 4:30 pm

anyone else notice that the big bunny getting the carrot has a trace of fur thats the same exact color as the brown rabbit on his forehead CUUTE! Is he the daddy? mommy?

30 Becci 03.29.06 at 4:33 pm

“Oh my gawd, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.”

THAT’S what they’re snickering about.

31 Theo 03.29.06 at 4:34 pm

Nala — the “who” appears to be AP national writer Jocelyn Noveck.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AGE_OF_PROFANITY?SITE=TXCLU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

32 Theo 03.29.06 at 4:35 pm

And Becci — LOL. I like cute buns and I can not lie!
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/02/buntocks.html

33 kelly 03.29.06 at 4:38 pm

Riiiight…here is what the bunnies are really thinking:

bunny #1: (insert white noise)
bunny #2: (insert solid tone)

main bunny: food! (then…insert whooshing air sound)

34 M- 03.29.06 at 5:48 pm

Main bun – *sniffs* Carrot seems all clear..

Back buns – Yeah thats right… keep on eatin Easter boy… we’ll see who’ll be delivering eggs THIS year!

35 Lucas 03.29.06 at 5:58 pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

OH boy. The bunnies in the background are SOOOOOOO SAYING THAT!

36 Kiera 03.29.06 at 6:06 pm

It’s Cinderbunny and her wicked stepsisters – after years of abuse, Cinderbunny is claiming her prize, the perfectly fitting carrot, while the stepsisters look on, wishing they had been nicer to her so she’d give them a bite.

37 E. Collison 03.29.06 at 6:15 pm

The caption made me burst out laughing!!!

l_l
*¡*
( )
” “

38 gigi 03.29.06 at 6:21 pm

hahahha, so funny!!

39 Michelle 03.29.06 at 6:41 pm

That caption is hilarious! Becci: hahahaha!

40 W Hurl 03.29.06 at 6:58 pm

I have to say that curse words are not so cute.

41 Michele 03.29.06 at 7:03 pm

“oh. my. god, becky! look at her butt! It is SO big!”
“she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. slut.”
“no one understands those rap guys”
“they only talk to her because she looks like a TOTAL prostitute, okay?”
“i mean her butt, its just so big, i cant believe its just so round its like out there, ugh, gross. shes just so BLACK”

42 belle 03.29.06 at 7:39 pm

[Michele -- you go, girl!]
Does anyone else think these are Destiny’s Bunnies? Look at how Beyonce is hogging the carrot AGAIN and STILL. Kelly and Michele are dancing their asses off back by the bowl, but all anyone ever sees is Beyonce on the carrot!

43 April 03.29.06 at 7:42 pm

This is the funniest caption yet! I love this site.

44 Meg 03.29.06 at 7:58 pm

LOL. I like big BUNS and I cannot lie—nicely done. LOVE the Sir Mix Alot lyrics—that’s the best video ever made, too.

45 Mo 03.29.06 at 8:54 pm

>OH, bunnies are the cutest things on earth!!

Anya didn’t think so.

heh
;-)

Excellent captions, Meg!

46 Theo 03.29.06 at 9:10 pm

OK, this isn’t a bunny pic, but it’s from the same “Lou the Lou” Flikr stream as the bitchy bunnies ‘bove:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61945762@N00/71409896/
Is that not the sweetest doggie candid you’ve ever seen??

And *this* is just kinda cool:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61945762@N00/62117132/

47 caroline 03.29.06 at 9:12 pm

*Clearly* kelly (8:38 am) is the only one in this thread who has met a real live bunny. Thanks for typing my sentiments…although I thought the bunny was thinking more along the lines of:

Bunny: …… …

Mind you..they *are* very cute!

48 caroline 03.29.06 at 9:16 pm

hey! where did the word “poop” go that I tried to insert in the above “….. …”

Technology eludes me…sigh…

49 A thinker 03.29.06 at 9:24 pm

Caroline, I’m with you. Bunnies are extremely cute but have to be about the most empty-headed animals there are (I used to own them). Good thing they’ve got the Cute going for them. . .

50 adorababy 03.29.06 at 9:40 pm

I have to say that some curse words are indeed cute… ‘nookie,’ for example, is a cute word just because it sounds like ‘cookie’ Personally, I think ‘twat’ is a cute word and makes me think of Pascal the hedgehog yawning.

Anyhow, the picture, captions, and postings for Cinderbunny/Bun & the Bunnettes are cute and funny, and censorship is not cute or funny.

Richard Cheese’s cover of the Mix-a-Lot song is cute & funny.

51 Tom 03.29.06 at 10:11 pm

Hey ’sylvie’ (the ditz who wrote “hey cool none of those overprotective moms are taking over the comments!”)

I have two suggestions:
1)get a clue
2) go pound sand up your buttocks. (and not one profane word was used in the previous phrase.)

52 kelly 03.29.06 at 10:32 pm

I dunno, “Tom”, your mean-spirited response sends a much nastier message to the kids than any so-called profanity I’m aware of.

53 A thinker 03.29.06 at 10:35 pm

not nice, Tom.

54 reke 03.29.06 at 11:18 pm

Awww so cute!

As to the comments above… I own bunnies, and they’re rather smart. and cute. Smarter than dogs for sure, and they know just how to beg for treats. ^.^

55 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner! 03.30.06 at 12:17 am

My bun bun is very smart…Don’t blanket statement all rabbits please…Spend time(very little needed)& love ‘em and they are happy & eager to learn & love in return.No worries…I’m just sayin’.

56 Jes 03.30.06 at 4:39 am

My bun was very dumb, but he sure was cute!! He loved making flying leaps in the living room. Nothing like shag carpet for some traction! Apparently, nothing like shag carpet for eating, too…

57 Donncha O Caoimh 03.30.06 at 8:58 am

So cute, we have a wild rabbit in our garden, but he disappears whenever he sees us!

58 Daria the Rabbit 03.30.06 at 12:11 pm

The bunny with the grey ears and mask reminds me a bit of my mate, Trent, although his ears were black and he had black markings around his eyes–like Alice Cooper’s makeup. I really miss him. He died just before Christmas. But my friend Trinity the Cat visits with me so I’m doing ok.

59 violingirl 03.31.06 at 3:57 am

Hahaha.. emily, I’m *still* laughing about the “equal pieces of rabbit”… classic, just classic. I guess I must a slightly sick sense of humour.

This has got to be the funniest picture on this site yet… everytime I look at it I burst out laughing again. GOD…it’s so freakin’ HILIARIOUS!!!

60 pattyh 03.31.06 at 9:42 am

“Oh my God Becky,Look at her
butt, I mean she looks like one of those black guys girlfriends, I don’t know what they see in her”
(lyrics from “Baby Got Back”)

61 Kristin 03.31.06 at 3:03 pm

I’ve gotta say – this is one of my favorite photos on the site! It’s just too funny.

62 Hammy 03.31.06 at 4:33 pm

“oh. my. god, becky! look at her butt! It is SO big!”
“she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. slut.”
“no one understands those rap guys”
“they only talk to her because she looks like a TOTAL prostitute, okay?”
“i mean her butt, its just so big, i cant believe its just so round its like out there, ugh, gross. shes just so BLACK”

You go Michele, that is the funniest comment I have seen!

63 Hammy 03.31.06 at 4:38 pm

Oh yea, Tom, what a way to show affection, you are so mean!

64 tanya 07.04.06 at 4:37 am

http://axentraserver.bomanionline.com/www/tanya/animalhugs.html
Wow. Those girls are rlly jealous…lol

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