Rule #18: Have a teeny tiny tail

Would you please just look at Master Fluff. Yes, the same Master Fluff of "Doc-tare Pepp-are Manshons" fame. She has the smallest cutest tail ever captured on film. And if you lean really close to the screen, you can snorgle her ears.

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Remember the deal; "If you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon." Wise, wise, words, Master Fluff.

67 comments … read them below or add one

  1. CurlyGirly says:

    *gasp*
    CO has turned me into a bunny person!

  2. Trond Helge says:

    Sweeeet! Want one! Well, two, one for me, and one for my girlfriend :)

    PS: Noen norske her?

  3. A thinker says:

    perfection of white bunny fluffulence. what more could you ask for.

  4. Peacebunnie says:

    I must know what type of rabbit Master Fluff is T_T

  5. Offie says:

    Aaaw. Too cute.

    Trond Helge: Nix, men en svenska. :)

  6. finn says:

    dear Master Fluff,

    when are you adding the Vans expannshon to dee manshon?

    and, will i fit?

  7. emma says:

    omg.

    EEEEE!!!

  8. Wendy says:

    Technical question: do you “snorgle” with your nose?

    Way cute little bun bun. I’m thinking more and more I might need one of my very own. Can they cuddle with you in bed at night?

  9. Anybody's says:

    Whats “snorgle”?

  10. finn says:

    wait ’til you’re 13.

  11. Anybody's says:

    I’m gonna turn 13 in a couple weeks, tell me dude, and how do you know I’m twelve?

  12. VaCKo says:

    Master Fluff is female, actually, despite the name. Might want to fix the pronouns in the post. But this makes no difference to the KYOOT!

  13. Meow House says:

    That bun is the undisputed epitome of an Easter rabbit. You know, the perfect Easter rabbit that exists in everyone’s childhood dreams. Absolutely gorgeously delicious. I wonder what he weighs?

  14. Theo says:

    Y’know, I think “Mistress Fluff” is the better name. Perfect balance of menace and mooosh.

  15. Theo says:

    …also I think we might need a Cute O. FAQ, the way Fark has a Farkisms page. Here’s a start:

    1) “Squee” — the sound that comes out of your head as it caves in from teh uttr kyootness. Completely involuntary, and audible only to dogs.

    2) “Snorg”/”Snorgle” — to mash one’s face and nose into a soft fluffy bunny/kitty/puppy belly, while making kissy goo-goo noises.

    3) “Prosh” — 1 part Precious, 1 part Posh. (Snorgled, not stirred.)

  16. Carlisa says:

    It would be really hard to resist squeeeeeeeezing the bunny poop out of this cudgee bunny! awwwwwwwww! :o 3

  17. you guys r silly says:

    good god in heaven…tiny ears, tiny feetsies, tiny tail….and ALL of it FLUFFY!!!…is this much *cuteness* even LEGAL???
    &:o?

  18. you guys r silly says:

    P.S. GREAT definitions, Theo!!! Thanks!

  19. Beauregard says:

    OOoh. Theo, great idea!

  20. DunkelBots says:

    Bunny looks a little grouchy. Cute little grumpledy bunny!

  21. mariser says:

    SSSQQQUUUEEEEEE!

    /totally voluntary

  22. Meg says:

    Theo, I totally agree—a glossary has been on my list to do for weeks!

    Also must add: “ehn!”

    And I think we should ban the word “widdle”.

    -Meg

  23. VaCKo says:

    Ya missed a “he,” Meg.

  24. E. Collison says:

    >>Also must add: “ehn!”

    And I think we should ban the word “widdle”.< <

    Oh YEAH, on both counts. I like the FAQ idea a lot, too – y j’taime le petit lapin! C’est trop, trop charmante. Excuse-moi, j’ai un swoooooon.

  25. AuntieMame says:

    You don’t have to understand, Anybody’s. E. Collison wasn’t talking to you.

    Je comprends parfaitement, E.C. Le petit maître Fluff, il est (elle est?) tres joli(e).

  26. robyn says:

    You definitely need to get more bunnies up in this shizzle, fo sho!

  27. E. Collison says:

    >>il est (elle est?) tres joli(e).< <

    “*He* has the smallest cutest tail ever captured on film. And if you lean really close to the screen, you can snorgle *her* ears.”

    Moi, j’ai le “fit” de “snorgle(s).”

  28. Katie says:

    Just too precious!

  29. AuntieMame says:

    Just for a giggle, I put Meg’s intro through babelfish, English to French, and this is what I got:

    “Voulez-vous svp regard juste au duvet principal. Oui, le même duvet principal “Doc.-tarent Pepp-sont de la renommée de Manshons”. Il a la plus petite queue la plus mignonne jamais capturée sur le film. Et si vous vous penchez vraiment près de l’écran, vous pouvez snorgle ses oreilles.”

    I notice that babelfish doesn’t know how to translate “snorgle” either…

  30. E. Collison says:

    Oh my!

  31. bonza says:

    oh my gosh, masta fluff is just tooooo cute!! I want a bunny like that… I wonder what breed he is?! (T W T);;;

  32. E. Collison says:

    “smallest tail ever captured on film” makes me long for a Master Fluff video clip…

  33. Caitlin says:

    Ahhhh, Master Fluff returns! He was a celeb for a while on the LJ Baaaaabyanimals community :D

  34. Usagi says:

    Master Fluff looks rather like my Momo and Otto bunnies which are both Netherland Dwarfs.

  35. Jellybeanz0 says:

    AWW!! I missed seeing pitcures of Master fluff. Use to see her pictures on Baaaaayanimals.

  36. Gillian says:

    The technical term for a “teeny tiny tail” is also cute.

    Scutt.

  37. Pandemic says:

    If it were any cuter it would be farting pink bunnies

  38. Mr Fluffy says:

    *screeeeeeeeeeeech*

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute, that thing does NOT look real.

    It’s too impossibly cute.

  39. Woods walker says:

    I think the bunny is a variety of Neatherland Dwarf rabbit. They are the smallest variety of rabbit. The largest for anyone’s informaton is the Flemish Giant. Anybody’s remember you told everybody your age.-Woods Walker

  40. Subhangi says:

    I came, I saw, I snorgled. And now my nose is as flat as a Persian kitty’s.

  41. Michele says:

    **gasp** is bunny!

  42. falnfenix says:

    woods walker, i believe, is correct. i seem to remember her owner saying she was a netherland dwarf.

    regardless, BRING MASTER FLUFF BACK TO BAAAAABYANIMALS!!!

  43. Kathairne says:

    Ooh! A real, live toy bunny! Time for a snuggly nap!

  44. Boisterous Bunny says:

    Here comes bunny cotton tail…boppin down the bunny trail…bippity bop bop bippity bop bop cuteness all the way…

  45. Christine says:

    “anerable” needs to be in the glossary too

  46. Tony James says:

    With apologies to ABBA…

    Bunny, bunny, bunny,
    Must have bunnies,
    Hold ‘em in my hand.
    Bunny, bunny, bunny,
    Always bunnies,
    Hold ‘em in my hand
    Aha-ahaaa
    All the things I could do
    If I had a little bunny
    Hold ‘em in my hand.

  47. Laura says:

    Master Fluff brings my bf and I together. We’re both in college right now and love quoting the “Doct-are Pepp-are Manshon” bit all the time (we also quote the lee-zard caption quite a bit). Yesterday I printed this picture out with the caption “Master Fluff lofs you! and so do I!” and he loved it :) [Even though he pretends not to because he is very manly, of course]

  48. E. Collison says:

    l_l
    *¡*
    ( )
    ” “

  49. Peacebunnie says:

    “If it were any cuter it would be farting pink bunnies”

    Pandemic, you read the loserz comic, huh?

  50. Christine says:

    Tony, that was truly awesome, even though it took me a minute to get it.

  51. ami says:

    this lil bunster is sooooooo soooooo munchable! kinda looks like a marshmallow bun. hehehehe

  52. Meeestress Fluff says:

    Dee title for dees peekture should bee “Haf a tiny tail.” That would beeee more conseeestent wit dee way Master Fluff speeeks. Tank you. Meeestress Fluff.
    P.S. If you bring me da treats, I come out of dee manshion.

  53. Peter says:

    I’d argue that hedgehog tails are even smaller.

    http://hedgiepet.com/pictures/hannah/digicam/SplatDog007.jpg

  54. Carmen says:

    awww MY BUNNY is up here again:) he says thank you to everyone for the lovely comments………

    <333333

  55. Naomi Gibbons says:

    I really do not appreciate what you said about that first bunny. That is so mean. you get a really bad reputation from me and my friends. That rabbit was created very cutely. I will not go on this web site again and i hope to here from you so we can talk.
    Naomi

  56. Theo says:

    ^ I.D. ten T ^

  57. VaCKo says:

    Oh dear. Okay, it seems I was wrong, he’s male after all. Although I was operating on the info previously given by the owner.

    http://community.livejournal.com/baaaaabyanimals/1991273.html?thread=33374825#t33374825

  58. carmen says:

    yeah he’s a boy..he’s reading everyones comments right now…:)

    Naomi i found your comment to be a bit weird..what on earth are you talking about?

  59. jeff says:

    it is soooooooo cute. and has teeny tiny ears. awwwwww bless it’s little ears!

  60. luva da rodents says:

    does anybody here know what snorg or snorgle means? i see it all the time here and i have no idea what it means

  61. luva da rodents says:

    nvrmd i found out what snorgle is

  62. Glovy says:

    I really do not appreciate what you said about that first bunny. That is so mean. you get a really bad reputation from me and my friends. That rabbit was created very cutely. I will not go on this web site again and i hope to here from you so we can talk.
    Naomi

    ^
    does anyone know what she’s talking about?!

  63. Erika says:

    I demand more pictures of Master Fluff. He/she is so adorable.

  64. Animal Lover says:

    He is the cutest little bunny I have ever seen…such small features.

  65. Jen says:

    So cute! I wanted to find out from you or anyone here…where can I find or buy bunnies, dwarf bunnies? I recently found out they don’t sell it at Petco anymore.

  66. amanda says:

    omg u cant believe, the bunny i keep is 100 times larger than this!

  67. Barbara says:

    Here is the glosssary that I found for C.O.

    http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm

    and the bun is anerable!!