Frogku

Slurp, slurp. slurp suh-lurp.
I lick your tiny legs and
then I let you go.

Carolyn_nj

Lickable Frogulence brot to you by Cuteologist Carolyn from New Jersey.

Comments

  1. Who’s licking whose legs?

  2. I think Meg is licking the frog. Can’t really blame her, look at the toesies!

  3. twentythreecakes says:

    If I kiss you will you become my prince widdle froggie?

  4. Erica E. says:

    One syllable short on the second line… *winks*

    – Haiku Patrol

  5. StormCat says:

    I’ve given up on the Princes idea…However this little guy is so cute!!! I would take him home and he could be my Froggie Prince…Look at those toes…And those legs!!! How anerable!!!

  6. Kiss the froggie and turn into a frogette! hop away together.

  7. He’s a perfect green.

    He has very skinny legs.

    He is extremely cute.

  8. This isn’t one of those psychotropic frogs, is it?

  9. Beauregard says:

    Ok, I’m doing it…
    UGHHHHHhhh!!! Gross. Frogs are so nasty!
    Phew, that’s better.

  10. …Actually I know it’s not an acid frog. This looks exactly like one of the little tree frogs that sometimes climb up our patio door in the summertime.

  11. you guys r silly says:

    Look at his wee teeny tiny *suction cup toe tips*…..precious!!!

  12. aristique:

    small frog in my palm
    adorably moist and green
    your toes are like pearls

    :o)

  13. OMG Theo you have to get me one of those frogs! They sooooo sweeetie! *nuzzle wet froggie nose*

  14. I agree with Beauregard. Any slimey critter is NOT cute. More puppies and bunnies, please!

  15. Ribbit, ribbit, dude!
    Shiny, slimy and all mine.
    This frog *IS* a prince.

  16. why do your eyeballs
    like cat-eye marbles glow gold,
    wee lively green frog?

  17. Eek! Ugly but adorable.

  18. Half closed eyelids gleam,
    Lithe, limber legs coiled to pounce,
    waiting for cricket.

  19. I wonder what would happen if Princess Pup kissed him?

  20. Thanks, Erica!

    I “updated” it… ;)

    Signed,
    Hacky McHackeron

    p.s. Ya’ll Haiku’s are faaaaar better than mine—cheers!

  21. syllable short? Does the Haiku Patrol hail from the Rampart Division, coz that’s seven syllables to me :-p

    frog = qute.

  22. I think “Lickable Frogulence” may be the name of my new band.

  23. Jonathan says:

    I am very pro-froggy! I love this site because it doesn’t just stick to the bunnies and the puppies, but finds cuteness throughout all the animal kingdom! That frog is just the sweetest little cutie.

  24. FROGS > ALL
    (EXCEPT KITTEH)

  25. Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
    Peace

  26. it’s not easy being green

  27. Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
    Peace

  28. Aww, this little froggy is just PRECIOUS! I just don’t understand why one would want to lick a frogs leg…..thats like licking the tummy of a banana slug…ew. Let the frog be cute without licking it. Lmao. That was not needed. But so happy hes up there, bunnies n kitties n puppies are great…but u need a variety. However….speaking of slugs..i must take a picture of one so u can put it up. The one of the snail was adorable…….(that was a while back though)
    Peace

  29. Somebody poke Michee, I think she’s stuck…

  30. *licks* *gets high* weeeee!! Its cute and …nevermind. Its just cute.

  31. So you’re supposed to lick a frog’s leg rather than kiss him and THAT’s how they turn into princes. Okay. I’ll try that, cause the kissing ain’t working. Wait…what if they taste like chicken? Don’t frog’s legs taste like chicken?

  32. A peaceful moment
    That makes me squee with delight
    Thank you, cute froggie

  33. E. Collison says:

    A vote for froggies from me. (Snails, too.)

  34. demonstar says:

    my entire room is frogs. love dem widdle fwoggies!!
    needeep needeep!!!

  35. “my entire room is frogs.”

    Knee deep, indeed. [Nyuk.]

  36. I love these little tiny frogs. Unfortunately I am reminded of Frog Tragedy.
    I was lucky enough to get a pair of leopard frog tadpoles. I named them Kenny and Kyle. I thought it was so cool when they developed their legs but still had a tail. Unfortunately Kenny died. Then one day Kyle went missing from his bowl. My evil twin had forgotten to put the top back on. I didn’t find him until I moved. He had been mummified by the heat vent that he had hopped over to sit next to. It was behind a bookshelf.
    I was saddened at this demise. However, I was glad that the cats hadn’t made a feast of him.
    I’ve never had the heart to own frogs again. But I do like them.

  37. I am sorry, but frogs are the grossest thing I could ever even imagine. THIS IS NOT CUTE. (trying not to barf), and praying I don’t have nightmares. LOL…no, I just scroll REALLY quickly pass this one…

  38. I am sorry, but frogs are the grossest thing I could ever even imagine. THIS IS NOT CUTE. (trying not to barf), and praying I don’t have nightmares. LOL…no, I just scroll REALLY quickly pass this one…

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