Rufus is clearly a practitioner of the dark arts. Anyone who has EVER seen Buffy knows what a brown cloak indicates, and knows that something bad is afoot.

Will Rufus be summoning a ham pile to crush Francis to death? I think so!!!!

I would probably pee myself laughing if I ever saw a macho Italian Greyhound.

Dear Anybody’s,

It’s always a pleasure to meet a fan. I can autograph your arm or something if you wish.

So will this be a continuing story of Rufus and the dog at the park type series? “Tune in next time to find out if Rufus kicks that other dog’s @$$!”

Go Rufus! We’re all pullin’ for ya!

Oh!… Okay, Theo, Thanks! I see now that Sparkster posted it. Thanks Sparkster! )Love the conversation with Rufus!

The PuppiPod nano was much cuter.

The “Luh-zadies,” you mean… No, I will NOT believe that!

Unless the suave Casanova persona is just a front he puts on for the ladies…

Err, make that an Im-PAWS-tor… (Groans at own pun.)

Now that I’m thinkin’ it over, I’m sure this is *not* the real Rufus – he “wrote” this, after all:

“is “Note of Dee Love”.

“Luzadies,” Rufus writes, “You know I haf been thinkingk of you seence my last veesit on the site.” [swigs a muzzle full of Brandy] “I haf been keeping your lovely faces in my mind, even een my dreams, seence I sleep so moishe. Ladies, I send you my love—dee love off a thousand Ee-talian greyhounds. I weesh you—no, don’t speak—[paw covering your mouth] dee best for dee Valentine’s day…You deserve eet.”

Sparkster was talking to an IMPOSTOR!