Beady Eye Central™ is the place for me!

Beady Eye Central™ is the place for me.
Ferrrret livin’ is the life for me.
Daisies spreadin’ out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
 
Bee-Eee Centrals’ where I’d rather stay.
I get allergic caged in Timothy hay.
I just adore the green grass view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Bead Avenue.

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Featuring Cuteologist (with a Ferret specialty) Skye from Georgia.

36 comments … read them below or add one

  1. A thinker says:

    ooh first comment. that’s all I wanted to say.

    (the ferret is very cute too)

  2. Renee says:

    Oh. My. Very. Goodness. Must. Remember. To. Breathe.

    *squeals*

    Renee :)

  3. littlegirlwoo says:

    AAAAAAWWWW!! that is so cu…. -dies-

  4. Theo says:

    Now… I seem to recall daisy blooms being 2 or 3 inches across. So, in proportion, that woozle must be as BIG AS ME. Holy crap.

    (yeah yeah, wink.)

  5. Emily says:
  6. MH says:

    Oh yes, yet another reaction of the kind that has my cat thinking now might be a good time to look for a new owner:

    “weeeeeheeheeheehee!! Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha, hee heeeeee!!!!”

    That critter’s just too cute to be true *sigh*

  7. Jan Spencer says:

    “I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille!”

    (sexy ferret voice..)

  8. Linda says:

    heeheehee! Ferret whiskers to tickle me!

  9. Isabelle says:

    Hmmmm… this little ferret reminded me of this picture of a kitten chased by monsters… lol I think I need to get my head checked out.

    http://photos1.blogger.com/img/196/2653/1024/everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkofthekittens.jpg

    *very* cute ferret.

    Cheers!

    Isabelle :)

  10. E. Collison says:

    The caption says it all!

  11. Marty says:

    Aww, look at that tiny flower too..

  12. Mina says:

    EEEEEK!!! TOO CUTE!!! *overload*

  13. Tina says:

    So all of the times on M*A*S*H when they called Frank Burns “Ferret Face”… they were thinking of this? Oh, and thanks for getting the theme song from “Green Acres” stuck in my head…. (Why can’t I reprogram the brain cells that memorized that for something useful?)

  14. afroisalreadyinu says:

    man , this poem of yours has set a new standard for CuteKommentary(R).

  15. Amanda Lou Snow says:

    What a cutie!!!!!!! Take him home with me.

  16. dark_moonlight says:

    i guess its kinda cute

  17. twentythreecakes says:

    I nibble the widdle ferret nose! Yes I do! Yes I do!

    Isabelle – I almost peed my pants reading that bumper sticker!!

  18. Tilli says:
  19. maggie says:

    i believe that is not a ferret, but one of its other weasely cousins. still painfully adorable!

  20. sadie_asher says:

    CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTESWEETIECUTE!!!!!

    *falls over from lack of air*

  21. Sebkha says:

    A knowledgeable friend of mine suggests that Tilli is correct, and picks this as a young beech marten (Martes foina) from a series of pictures taken by Tinne Wounters, a German wildlife photographer. The subject was a baby, photgraphed under controlled conditions, likely at the Otter Centre, Hankensbuettel.

  22. Sebkha says:
  23. StormCat says:

    Wow, Sebkha…That collection of Beech is anerable!!!!!!

  24. Subhangi says:

    The poem’s cute, the ferret even cuter! ^_^

  25. Emily says:
  26. Carlisa says:

    Who wrote the song to go with the pic? So funny! Had me singing it outload. Cute pic. I never knew ferrets had whiskers that came straight up like antennas! Haha!

  27. For many years I sought to be a Mustelid Master, but as a mere human I fell short. Alas, though I donned the Sacred Vestments of of the Ferret and meditated daily in the Hammock of Snooziness, I could only dream of the wondrous musteline insight that awaited the Chosen.

    But that, my friends, is all over now. For, thanks to the kind folks at CuteOverload(TM), I have achieved MUSTELID NIRVANA!!! At long last, I have become a Musteline Adept, and I’m surrounded by the faint odor of Ferretone and raisins. Lo, my soul romps upon the hallowed Field of Small Shiny Things And Stinky Socks. Yea, I at last have inner peace and–OOH! is that KEYS you’re jingling?!

    –TwoDragons

  28. The norty norticle says:

    THANK YOU! You have brightened up my otherwise depressing and horrid day- I just feel as if I’ve been cuddled all over by a little beady eyed ferrety wotsit (Which isn’t a bad sensation…)

  29. VaCKo says:

    Isabelle, 23cakes, and Tilli – I have seen, but for the life of me cannot remember where:
    Every time you think of a kitten, God kills a pregnant bishonen. Please, think of kittens.

  30. Carlisa says:

    OMG!… Emily! Go back and look what you entered after Theo’s comment. Oops!…. Theo, be extremely cautious because there are a lot “cheek crushers” out there!

  31. NADINE says:

    its the bambi of its kind!

  32. Thalia Took says:

    Theo, if those pictures are from Germany then the daisies are probably the English kind which are like one inch (2.54 centimetres) across if you’re lucky.

  33. Ponygirl says:

    Oh my Gawd!!!

  34. Theo says:

    Thalia — yeah, that’s what I’m hoping.
    [shiver]

  35. rissa says:

    That’s really NOT a ferret.

    Looks like a Pine Martin.

    Seriously NOT a ferret though.

  36. Jordan says:

    oh he is so cute! i lllluuuuvveee farrets!