Rule #17: Have tiny ears

We all know that cheek puff is anerable. Duh!

But we have yet to document ear size. Obvy, the following otter is modeling ideal cute ear size, which is pretty much equivalent to a non-existant ear. So basically, less ear is better. I’m just sayin’.

Otter_baby1

CHEEK PUFF ALERT!

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Otter_baby13

What’s an otter doing in a bed of straw, Amy L.? (I mean besides making evil plans)

68 comments … read them below or add one

  1. demonluvr says:

    OMG, Otters are anerable!! i never thought an otter could be so cute, but apparently they can! and are!!!!!

  2. TigerZahn says:

    Oh, geez. The second picture just sucks your soul right out of you can claims dibs. *w*

  3. Mel says:

    Cheek puff ruins me.

  4. Theo says:

    [deep breath]
    “OTT-

  5. Theo says:

    [PLEASE STAND BY]

  6. Shawna says:

    But, but things with BIG ears are so cute too. Like small dogs with big ears, or mice with big ears. Big, round, fluffy ears are adorable…

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  11. Linda says:

    Less ear + more cheek puff = MY FAVORITE!

  12. Theresa says:

    Oh man, I’m sorry about that.:/

  13. Grace says:

    I think that’s the major pitfall of making rules or other heirarchical groupings of concepts: folks tend to either make it too widely applicable or too narrowly defined.

    In the case of ears, I believe the more accurate wording is “ears of an extreme difference in size from the rest of the critter”.

    Wee lil otter ears are pretty danged cute, though. Awwww. Look at how velvetty they are!

  14. Grace says:

    Velvety, dangit. Velvety. I should be able to type that in my sleep w/out adding a “t”, dagnabbit!

    Otters: still cute. And their ears: velvety.

  15. kochou says:

    oh, my god! my head is going to explode from the overload of cuteness!

  16. Li says:

    There needs to be a category for cute and pissed off. Wee otter man looks ready to bite your finger off.

  17. Liz says:

    I agree w/ Grace and the basset-hound posters! Here’s another puppy pic, just to demonstrate that enormous perky ears can be just as cute as enormous floppy ears – or itsy little otter earlets.

    http://pics.hoobly.com/full/e57028090c66b8352b989c079f01c740.jpg

  18. DLT says:

    i agree with Grace: it’s not the *actual* ear size that counts, it’s the *relative* ear size that really matters.

    case in point, the bat-eared fox. i don’t know how to post a link, but google-image it!

  19. Cassidy says:

    foooooooooooozzzy iddle odderssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Cassidy says:

    hey liz-is that a corgi???

  21. Cassidy says:

    oh-it is

  22. Morigale says:

    Tiny ears? TINY ears? Go ahead, you look at a Fennec fox and try to tell me that tiny ears are cuter.
    I DARE you.

  23. jaypo says:

    bottom pic–perky nose, eye, and little ear all lined up…way cute and the size don’t matter,no?!

  24. M- says:

    Ok…. I understand if I get slapped for this but I HAVE to …. (see what happens from too much cute)… but this guy… he’s …

    otterly adorable!!!

  25. motherbrother says:

    I believe this is also an example of rule #16! *shocked* its true

  26. JessJess says:
  27. Lucy says:

    but we already have rule 15!

    i think meg is losing track of all the rules of cuteness

  28. dwarf rabbit owner too! says:

    He otter be in pictures! Hey wait…He already is!

  29. Wendy says:

    O.K. it’s official, at least for me, there ain’t nothin’ cuter than a baby otter.

    Where do I get one for my very own self?

  30. mejezabel says:

    hello mudder
    hello fadder
    there’s a website
    with cute otters
    puffy cheeks and
    so delicious
    but why is he in straw
    and not with all the fishes?

    YAY OTTERS!!
    ~jez

  31. Wendy says:

    Oh, yeah, could somebody please define “anerable?” I may have tuned in after the explaination of that one, and it isn’t immediately obvious to me!

  32. Pinky says:

    hey sara!

  33. mejezabel says:

    Wendy… look for Teeny bun bun under bunnies. Meg ‘splains it all.

    ~jez

  34. anmlvr21 says:

    Jez…that is absolutely hilarious!!!! Perfect..just perfect. Otters are anerable!!!!

  35. E. Collison says:

    Y’know, as cute as this guy is, I prefer squirrel ears…

  36. E. Collison says:

    And ‘roo ears, and fuzzy bunny ears (small or large), and KOALA ears and…

    Take the hints, Meg! (Please – more ‘roo joeys.)

  37. A thinker says:

    oh, WHY can’t I have an otter. . .

  38. Mina says:

    Awwwwww, this is the cutest.

  39. Theo says:

    [applause for Jez]
    Hooray for Camp Web-Otter!

  40. Grace says:

    Wendy: “anerable” = adorable, said in a twee way.

    Lucy: agreed! I think the cuteness is getting to her ;]

  41. mejezabel says:

    Theo – where’s finn?

  42. Theo says:

    Jez — um, right, let me pull up her calendar… seriously, I know Finn’s heading out of town (and offline) soonish, but I didn’t think it was *this* soon. Last I heard from Finn was “i’m just-about recovered from a 2-week death-flu.”

    Or did you mean, where in the world is Carmen Finn-diego? (Delaware, somewhere)

  43. mejezabel says:

    nah you were correct to begin with… I hadn’t read any posts from her in awhile.

    will you be taking her calls while she’s gone? ;-)

    j

  44. Renee says:

    “So basically, less ear is better”

    The bunnies do not agree!

  45. BenPanced says:

    *looks around*

    Are the insufferable boors gone? Really?

    *clears throat*

    YAAAAAAAAYY!!111!!11eleventy-one!!

    BAYBEE OTTERZ!

  46. Theo says:

    Twin Cities, representin’.

  47. Skwerly says:

    Um, HELLOOOO, yes, Meester Otterpants is fargin adorable, but the cayooootest ears ever belong to basset hound puppies, and they’re far from small. So there can be two criteria for cuteness where ears are concerned: small relative to head size, á la otter, and big ‘n floppity, á la basset babies and wabbits.

  48. *tara says:

    he looks just as confused as we are as to why he’s in a bed of straw.

  49. Subhangi says:

    “Dang Amy an Meg an all dese CO junkies smotherin me …
    Cheek puff an non-existent ear – dem friggin paparazzi!
    What does dat Meg dink of herself? Cutologist my paw.
    Now … where d’I find da backdoor in all dis dang straw?”

  50. Jessica says:

    the more ear the better… to a point, obviously.

    i personally think the ear-to-head ratio on beagles is perfect. but i’m biased cause my baby is a beagle.

    http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=107806

  51. MH says:

    jez, you rock my world :) ) That poem had me giggling all over the place…

    Otters Rule!

  52. Charles says:

    I have to propose a new cute rule–one that is broad enough to be a metarule:

    Be an otter.

  53. Norty says:

    Metarule?!?!?!?!?! hahahahahha!
    sweet litle otter, I want you to come curl up with me on the couch…. pluuuuueeeese?!?!?!

  54. Victor says:

    Funny little guy.

    http://r2000.blogspot.com

  55. s says:

    he’s searching for me!!!

  56. o says:

    *squeals mutiphonic high pitched cuteness sounds
    *

  57. Michele says:

    the second otter looks a little grumpy, like hes gonna leap up and bite your nose. While tiny ears ARE cute, big ears are ALSO cute. Equally

  58. Theo says:

    Photo. Bonus. Friday.
    http://imreallysad.com/202

  59. AuntieMame says:

    Dadgummit, now I’ll be humming “hello mudda, hello fadda” all afternoon…

    They need to film a live-action “The Wind in the Willows.” This guy would make a perfect Portly.

  60. jimmm says:

    How cute is he? He should drive a Lexus with a bumper sticker that reads, “My Otter Car is a Lexus.”

    That’s how cute he is.

  61. brandy says:

    OMG, that is the cutest otter ever. It makes you wanna jump into the screen just to touch it, but then you knock yourself out and blah blah blah…, but that is still cute!

  62. Melissa says:

    Hey! Big ears are aDORable. So no hating on big ears. Cheek puff is pREcious!!

  63. Melissa says:

    Hey! Big ears are aDORable. So no hating on big ears. Cheek puff is pREcious!!

  64. amanda W. says:

    THIS IS A STUFFED OTTEr! LIKE OMG!

  65. fotter says:

    D:
    Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen an otter more cute than this one anywhere, ever!!
    Otterable!! P:

  66. i think otters are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!! even with small ears or small ears

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  68. Kaly says:

    I love baby otters, thats all I have to say!!

    -baby otter lover