Cheeky McCheekerson (aka Jowley McJowlerson)

by Meg on March 16, 2006

That’s it, cheek puff *must* be a rule of Cuteness. Also, this lil’ pup looks like my Grandpa. Are you reading this, Papa? If so, leave a comment!

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Thank you, Negin B.

{ 48 comments }

1 jaypo 03.16.06 at 12:28 am

Aahhhhhh, relief into cuteness at last!! How adorable is that face?! And those unsteady feet…now that’s a baby.

2 Mel 03.16.06 at 12:34 am

Those cheeks look heavy.

3 anon 03.16.06 at 12:35 am

First, get the poor thing off the slatted cage floor. Those can seriously damage his poor little feet. Jeeez.

4 s 03.16.06 at 12:38 am

well fuck me, i just died.
thanks meg, i had a lot to do still…..

5 Tiffany 03.16.06 at 12:42 am

What kind of dog is that??

Aww I want one!!

6 maymee 03.16.06 at 12:42 am

He looks like he’s going to tip over in that first picture. BIG head! :)

7 Sue T. 03.16.06 at 12:45 am

It looks like a French bulldog.

8 Ponygirl 03.16.06 at 12:54 am

I think this dog proves rule #16 established earlier today.

9 Ben 03.16.06 at 1:17 am

He could fly away like a butterfly with those ears. Scrumptious!

10 Erin 03.16.06 at 1:24 am

omg! his head is as big as his body! this has to be the next tshirt!

11 gramps 03.16.06 at 1:41 am

you young wippershnappers saying I look like a dagnab dawg dagnabit. I had 50 men under me in the war the trouble with you kids is you never been tired or hungry. Or old. Thats the trouble with young people today, they ain’t never been old. Cute dog, looks like the one in Patton.

12 pheral 03.16.06 at 1:57 am

^^^lmao!

13 usher 03.16.06 at 1:58 am

skeet skeet skeet all over this dog

14 mejezabel 03.16.06 at 2:04 am

S….you totally said what I was thinking.
This poor lil guy… he looks like Winston Churchill.
~jez

15 gazard 03.16.06 at 2:07 am

Haha, very cartoon face he has!

16 christina 03.16.06 at 2:35 am

ohhhhhhh!!!! <3

17 Alicat 03.16.06 at 2:52 am

You forgot the cutest part:

HIS NAME IS CORNUT!

I’m totally serious. He is a french bulldog that is very popular on dogster.com. I love him. He has really cute adult pictures as well, you can search for him by his name. ;)

18 Jessica 03.16.06 at 2:59 am

the second picture is just tooooo much! adorable!!!

19 mejezabel 03.16.06 at 3:01 am

Meg…thanks for the ‘cheek puff’ link I was just thinking today that it was time for some otters.
~jez

20 X-girl 03.16.06 at 3:12 am

Corn Nut has been a pal of mine on Dogster since I joined the site almost 2 years ago! He ROCKS!

21 Mina 03.16.06 at 3:15 am

CUTEST DOG EVER!!!!!!!

22 Tina 03.16.06 at 4:14 am

That ain’t cute. That’s ugly. Bring on more kittens and rodents! Or snakes. Whatever. This thing is deformed.

23 CreepyGroovy 03.16.06 at 4:24 am

Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina. You need to see a doctor, and stat. Preliminary diagnosis: Cute Deficiency Syndrome, with grumpiness as the main presenting sign.

24 Michele 03.16.06 at 4:27 am

thats one of those cute-ugly dogs. Like Bassett Hounds or Shar-Peis. lol he DOES look like a grandpa! Those cheeks kinda make him look angry, but youre just like “aww! look at the little guy thinking hes tough!”

25 s 03.16.06 at 4:28 am

your honour, i’d like tina’s comment stricken from the record

26 Subhangi 03.16.06 at 5:13 am

LMAO at Gramps’ comment.

“Noooow, seeriously deear, are you suuure you wanted a dawggy-paack?”

27 Meg 03.16.06 at 6:09 am

Gramps? Gramps is that YOU!? It sure sounds like you with the WW2 stories! Now tell us—what really happened at Watergate?

28 Denita TwoDragons 03.16.06 at 7:09 am

My husband just saw this pic and said “He looks just like the Brain!”

So…where’s Pinky?! ;-)

–TwoDragons

29 Carlisa 03.16.06 at 11:50 am

awwwww! He’s so cute! Funny thing—- my grandmother use to tell us if we didn’t behave that “puff cheeks” would get us. NOW… I want to get “cheek puffs”!!!!!

30 deltabob 03.16.06 at 2:14 pm

I love that his head is as big as his body – it’s reinforcing Rule 16.

31 TheIdleReceptionist 03.16.06 at 2:23 pm

Oh, jeez. Those people must never leave the house.

32 James 03.16.06 at 3:44 pm

The pup looks like the Brain in the cartoon “Pinky and the Brain”. I know the cartoon characters are mice, but the faces are a dead-on match.

33 ariel 03.16.06 at 3:46 pm

aw, Tiny McFrownerson.

34 Matt 03.16.06 at 3:56 pm

Get that poor little guy off the grill!

35 ebee 03.16.06 at 4:01 pm

That’s an old picture, wonder what Cornut looks like now. Frenchies are snorgly worgly snorty little doll babies…their little snuffly faces!!! OMG!!!

36 todd's pal 03.16.06 at 4:45 pm

Are we sure this is CornNut of puppywar fame?

37 Carrie 03.16.06 at 5:04 pm

OMG…he looks like one of those Littlest Pet Shop toys my niece collects!

38 gramps 03.16.06 at 5:30 pm

French, i knew a cute litle french senorita in the war…he he..
Watergate-dirty crooks…had a Spiro Agnew watch once…
I like a manly dog, like a john russell or a spits.

39 ariel 03.16.06 at 5:38 pm

pouty mcsmallserson

40 belle 03.16.06 at 5:42 pm

Grandpa? Try my grandmother, or Big Mama as she likes to be called. This little Brain-like dog reminds me of Big Mama Myrtis — and Winston Churchill.
That’s a lot of weight for the tiny guy to hold, thank goodness his head is soooo huge…

41 ted 03.16.06 at 6:21 pm

This dog is WilfordBrimley-tastic.

42 rainey 03.16.06 at 7:22 pm

Awwww.

43 Chrissy 03.16.06 at 9:41 pm

I just LOVE all of the Cheeky McCheekersons and Peeky McPeekersons on this site!!! This little guy is a big bundle of sweetness!

44 Angi 03.17.06 at 8:21 pm

how do i get me one of these guys?

45 Mark 04.01.06 at 6:44 pm

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

46 dusty082155 04.04.06 at 6:22 pm

too cute ! i have three french bulldogs. nothing cuter or more lovable in the world.

47 Jenni 04.27.06 at 12:42 am

Good lord (something I *only* say when I’m comPLETely at a loss for words – and I’m not even religious)! Can ya find ANYthing cuter’n this? Ever think about a rule for that whole head:body ratio?? (or is that just plain scary??)

48 Brisa Zhu 06.30.07 at 10:44 pm

I am your grandpa! Boy, I didn’t know that you were such an expert on cute stuff!

(Okay, the grandpa part is false, im not ur grandpa, but the second part IS true!)

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