Pupguard on duty

1. Make sure water vest is secure with all 7 belts and manual puff tube
2. Make certain emergency ear floatation devices are switched "on"
3. Make sure tongue is operable
4. Enable OptiGrab™ safety handle
5. GO!

Am I missing any safety rules?

Swim, Roosevelt!

27 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Katie says:

    Haha, awwwww! From my experience with dense little pugs, they need all the floatation devices they can get. I love how it has a handle on the back…more dogs need one of those.

  2. Alyson says:

    Awwwww! I love the big juicy eyes and teensy tongue! *snuggles the puggles*

  3. A thinker says:

    it’s porta-pup

    just pick up the handle and go

    specially modified lightweight design

  4. Rafael says:

    The dogpaddle made easy!

  5. Mel says:

    Aye. Roger that. Operation Pug Swim is a go.

    Opti-Grab value: $1.09…

  6. StormCat says:

    PugSpeak: “Daddy, I have one my wet gear…my feet are wet, and I’m ready!! Daddy? Can we get in now? Puullleeezzeee?”

    What a cutie!!! I’ve never been one for pugs, but this little guy is adorable!!!

  7. Ekat says:

    Yeah, my brother used to have a pug and they really do need these to be able to breathe and not drown because of their adorable, smushy, snout-lacking faces.

  8. E. Collison says:

    Oh, that little sliver of tongue makes the pic!

  9. Mina says:

    Pugalicious!! Oh lord, hes adorable!

  10. liquidnight says:

    Bonus points for using a reference to ‘The Jerk.’ :)

  11. Pugs n Kisses says:

    Reminds me of my pug, we used to hold her over the pool and her feet would make swimming motions!

  12. rainey says:

    Puppylifeguard! :D

  13. JessJess says:

    You are missing the most important rule of all!!!!!

    Above all, you must remain insanely cute at all times.

  14. Ben says:

    Yeah.

    6. Don’t feed after midnight.

  15. hashi says:

    my old cat was named Roosevelt.

    ~RIP~

  16. Erling Jacobsen says:

    One more safety rule:

    Check the propeller [wags tail]

  17. Jan Spencer says:

    Can’t even stand the cuteness of the little pink tongue sticking out. OH how cute is that?

  18. Akuti says:

    Aha! I KNEW there was a water vest for dogs. I will fetch one for my dog immediately.

    That said, aw, Roosevelt is such a neat name for a dog. Truely, I shall never fear drowning as long as Roosie is there to save me. :D

  19. Robin says:

    Love, love, LOVE the convenient carrying handle!

  20. spiffy says:

    A thinker thats sooo right! port-a-doggie lol ..and oh those eyes! and that face! and that mouth! and that vest!and that look! oh its just sooooo huggable!*takes the port-a-doggie home and hugs it for hours*

  21. christina says:

    awwwww!!! that’s so cute! i’ll have to get one for Pooches, too. :)

  22. COL rox!! says:

    awwwwwww~I can just put him in my smothiee and blend it!!okaoy..mayb that’s 2 cruel…U know wat I mean

  23. Beauregard says:

    Roosevelt! What a cute name for such a cute, silly looking pup! Tongues!

  24. moofie says:

    That thing looks just like Speak the Capybara.

  25. Michele says:

    moofie- woah! I had a neighbor when I was a kid, and he had 3 pugs. And when he let them outside, he would always say -”run! run, my capybaras!!!” and so thats really weird that you said that. lol.

  26. Ann says:

    Once my mom rescued a drowning newborn pug from our pool.

    I love pugs. But you shouldn’t categorize them as pups, because they’re actually mythical creatures.

    Just trying to clear things up.
    Ann

  27. equus says:

    Aww! The French Bulldog at my cottage has one of these. You can pick him up by the handle!