I reached for a cotton ball and got this instead

How do you expect me to clean my face with this?

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This high BEF was brought to you by K. Akagami.

Comments

  1. i just love the hamster pictures!

  2. sadie_asher says:

    Just dip him in the blush, and powder yourself for the evening — no wasted puffballs needed!

  3. It looks so sad, like it’s begging for mercy.

    “Please, I beg you, don’t put me back in the makeup bag! I’ll do anything!”

  4. He’s so cute I wants to eats him.

  5. omg – i could just die a happy person right this very second – you are a god send – you keep me sane.

  6. If you ever find yourself in this situation, here’s a simple rule:

    Two black dots = hamster
    No black dots = cotton ball
    One black dot + eye patch = tiny, fluffy pirate

  7. It really does look like a cotton ball with a cute little face!

  8. how come I never find a sweet fluffy hamster instead of cotton balls under the counter?

  9. LOL
    Oooh beeeady eyyyyes in a fluffy wittle boddeee!

    I want one for my blushpot too!

  10. Oh God.
    I want to put him in my mouth.
    I have this thing for putting cute things in my mouth.

  11. That is an *incredibly* cute thing.

  12. chunkstyle says:

    (in teeny tiny fairy voice) he looks like the top of a fuzzy mushroom in an enchanted forest hee hee hee!!

    is that like a super dwarf hamster? dang it’s tiny

  13. JessJess says:

    I’m right along with “Desiboo”, I have this urge to just gobble him up! So effing adorbale!! And kudos to Mike’s comment, it made me giggle uncontrollably XP

  14. How do you expect me to clean my face with this?

    …thoroughly?

  15. Oh, goodness me. I’m having the most awful time keeping a straight face. Just the picture alone makes me giggle… The comments…. *giggles irritatingly*

  16. Daaawwwww! Thats soooo cute. x3

  17. mike, that comment takes the kizzake!!! tell me I can send you a hamster T (when they come out!)

    - Meg (from my Treo 7-hundy)

  18. BEF is cancelled out by the TNE (teeny nose effect)

    wittle nose! I want to pet it…..

  19. To Meg re Hamster T: Yarrrr, matey! I’d love one! Oh, and by the way:

    Three black dots = You’re in the Petco at Chernobyl Galleria

  20. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  21. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  22. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  23. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  24. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  25. Desiboo:

    I wholeheartedly agree about putting cute things in one’s mouth! I LOVE to do it! Mange mange mange (italian style– sorta)

    Maybe it’s my oral fixation, but, I admit, I have chased small froglettes around a local watering hole, gaping my maw at them– just to watch their little back legs kick to evade my great mouth!! Very Jim Woodring… Ha Ha ha ah ah HA!! Love it!!!

    I don’t want ACTUALLY want to eat (chew, gnash or swallow) anything, BUT anything small enough to fit into my mouth is candidate for the wee-‘TOO-CUTE’ status, and therefore something I get all squealey about it, in spite of my butch exterior…

    So, yeah– hammies are indeed, tasty mouthfulls… But, I’d also happily live on cat paws, budgie heads and cattle dog ears… If my goldfish had allowed it, I would have given them hot, bubbling baths in my mouth — its all about how special your relationship is… I don’t think CO is all about gender differences. It’s more a place where our soft boundaries are crossed and we realize our vulnerable flesh existence…

    (oops! had too muc h to drink – lateer youiz peeoples///,,.)

  26. Jessica says:

    i totally agree with the mouth thing too..sometimes i pick my hamsters up a little out of my hand with my lips (no teeth or hamsters in actual mouth) but it makes me laugh cuz theyre so cute you just HAVE to smoosh them or eat them…one of the two…tee hee

  27. Hamsters always stick to my lipgloss.

  28. nadine and pomeranian ruby says:

    bright eyed and bushy tailed!

    this site is an ugly free zone!

  29. This swee’ little hammie is so cute I couldn’t breathe!

    And then Mike’s comment just about did me in. :o)

    Love CO and all the cuties – two and four legged!

  30. Jessica says:

    haha lipgloss! that reminds me of when its windy out, and my hair blows onto my lipglossed-louth…uuuugh! id much rather it be a hammie than my own hair…but then you may have to wash your hammie…

  31. The nose….the NOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

  32. Subhangi says:

    I WANT HIM!!!

  33. Woods walker says:

    In the army they spit shine footgear with cotton balls. I guess a hamster will do in a pinch.

  34. Desiboo says:

    Can you imagine if he lived in your mouth?
    Someone would talk to you and you would just look at them and open your mouth and BAM cute little hammie in your mouth.
    That would be my ultimate goal in life.

  35. Puffball! :o

  36. The little dude is alive because all of his/her ancestors managed NOT to be put into somebody’s mouth… so I think he/she would object rather a lot… Love the beady eyes and fuzz!

  37. The Guy Over There says:

    The missing link between hamsters and tribbles! By jove, Holmes, you’ve done it again!

  38. You people are insane. Lipgloss? Army boots? Chernobyl??

    I [heart] CuteOverload.

  39. it’s a hamster mochi!

  40. gnatish says:

    This is one of the cutest hamsters pics on here yet. It makes me tremble and grind my teeth. I just want to squeeze the cuteness. ahhh..

  41. Charlotte Smith says:

    I actually went “eeee!” out loud. I don’t know that I’ve ever done that before, especially not in the office this morning! Good thing it was a quiet “eeee”.

  42. solarray says:

    are we sure this is a hamster and not a mouse? still cute either way…

  43. Awwww. He looks like a Japanese mochi with a face. *_*

  44. That hammie is so beautiful that he/she looks like a piece of jewelry – cute, fuzzy jewelry!

  45. hamstergirl says:

    i think i want to squeese it

  46. mouseluver says:

    i love mice hamsters an well all animals but anit that sweet awww

  47. That would be so funny!

  48. Squel! Squel!

    I you! You keep me sane!

  49. So small, so beautiful

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