“Wot? the rabbit?”

This is so Monty Python it’s ridiculous, only this time, it’s a ferret. James W. H., thank you for sending in this delightful photo. For he rest of you; quotes:
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Tim:There he is!
King Arthur:Where?
Tim:There!
King Arthur:What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim:It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur:You silly sod!
Tim:What?
King Arthur:You got us all worked up!
Tim:Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur:Ohh.
Tim:That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin:You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim:Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Sir Galahad:Get stuffed!
Tim:He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad:Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin:You mangy Scots git!
Tim:I’m warning you!
Sir Robin:What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim:He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur:Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors:Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

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"Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite."
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"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?"

 

James_w_h

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Tigger says:

    Cute little ferret…

    and I love MP. :) They go together well! Hope no one has a Holy Hand Grenade…

  2. kochou says:

    SWEET! god, i love the Python. but…er…that’s not a rabbit O.o*

  3. Theo says:

    It’s either albino, or it has its winter coat (more likely).

    That ferret *is* dynamite, tho.

  4. pistache268 says:

    Oh such a little nose.

  5. Theo says:

    PS — hey Tigger — check out *this* link.

  6. Rosa says:

    Adorable ferret! I love Monty Python too!

  7. Esclarmonde says:

    It’s adorable, but I don’t think it’s a ferret. If this is a wild animal, it’s probably a genuine ermine. As in, the animal they make fur coats out of. We have ferrets — including an albino — and it doesn’t look quite like this.

  8. Theo says:

    Ooh, ermine! I think we have a winner. (link)

  9. Dickie says:

    It’s a stoat, they aren’t albinos…they just change their coats.

  10. maymee says:

    Ehn! (sound of me trying to reach cute critter for hugs and snuggles)

  11. arbed says:

    Hmmm hard to say – here’s a link for a stoat (and a cute baby stoat it is!)

  12. Theo says:

    Stoat coat.

    Stoat coat stoat coat stoat coat.

    Cous cous.

  13. otter says:

    Oh, my god that is melting my whole cranium!!

    You planted the cutest little plush toy ever made in that cave to make it look like a real ferret, then took a photo… didn’t you admit it now!

    That photo is mnd alteringly cute… and in a natural setting no less!

  14. But surely this ferrett will greet visitors with a warm, snuggly reception!!

  15. Anon says:

    Yeah, that’s a stoat in its winter coat, aka ermine:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat

    Soooo adorable.

  16. golfwidow says:

    Run away! Run away!

  17. Mush says:

    Oh *good* one!

  18. Theo says:

    Whoa. First Meg trots out the old Python quotes, then later the same day I find *this* on Slashdot (link). Coincidence???

  19. Shawna says:

    Yeah, I was like, that’s not a ferret, it’s some kind of weasel.

  20. Mel says:

    Sharp Pointy Teeth! Deadly cute.

  21. Rafael says:

    Look out it is the Vorpal Weasel!!!

  22. mejezabel says:

    I’m with you otter… that lil guy looks like a toy stuffy. Cripes!

    Gotta get a Gund.

    jez

  23. TigerZahn says:

    Vampire bunny flashbacks. *_*;; …GARLIC!

  24. adrianna says:

    ah, stoat, the royal ermine. it looks cute even in the queen’s portrait: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Elizabeth_I_%28Ermine_Portrait%29.jpg

  25. Rissa says:

    lol, you people.

    That’s not a ferret.

    It’s an Ermine. LOL

  26. Anne860 says:

    Awww…so cute, No one could bear to use the Holy Hand Grenade on it.

  27. rainey says:

    Awwww…It’s cute to the point where it looks somewhat unreal, like a plushie. :3

  28. Subhangi says:

    Ferret/ Stoat/ Ermine/ Mink?
    Does it really even matter what I think?
    Darn your snowy coat and beady black eyes,
    You’ll be in trouble when the next reader dies.

  29. Theo says:

    [bows down before Subhangi]

    [then, as a thought occurs, stands back up]

    …um I think you may have left out “weasel.”
    I drive a car. It uses diesel.

    [pained expression. bows back down.]

  30. andrea says:

    I JUST CAN’T TAKE THE CUTE *head explodes*

  31. Diana says:

    that’s great, I love Monthy Phyton & bunnies.

  32. Subhangi says:

    [Salutes Theo:]

    Isn’t it great what cuteness can do?
    It makes poets out of me and you.

  33. lalaland says:

    what freak of nature is that?

  34. greters says:

    its so pretty….swoon.

  35. animal guy says:

    what is this a shroo?

  36. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

  37. Rose says:

    I used to have a Silver Mitt ferret — she was white, with big black eyes, just like that. And then she had some black or dark brown guard hairs, but they were towards her rump-end.

    So, this could be a dark-eyed white or a light-guarded silver mitt ferret, if it’s not a wild animal mentioned above.

    But still, so cute I can’t stand it.

  38. katie says:

    It is actually a “least weasel,” I believe.

  39. parathalyn says:

    That a ermine (also called a stoat) in it’s winter coat. Cute!

  40. Yade says:

    That is too cute ^_^

  41. Jurjen says:

    Well, remember that the way to tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat is that a weasel’s weaselly identified, while a stoat’s stoatally different.

  42. Jenn says:

    This looks like a Least Weasel in its winter coat to me.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_weasel

    Least Weasel is one of the smallest carnivores, at a whopping 7 inches long.

  43. Anybody's says:

    Dear Meg,

    What a cute lil’ ferret, er, whatever it is, but I remember from the Holy Grail that it was a killer bunny, but I give you props ’cause its cute!!

    Luv,
    Killer Bunny(Anybody’s)

  44. equus says:

    Aw, look at weasel/ermine/stoat’s furry legs! And its nose!

  45. booboo says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 2cute 2 B true I LUV monty python!!!!

  46. booboo says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 2cute 2 B true I LUV monty python!!!!

  47. Cat Feral says:

    Oh, my God, it’s Draco Malfoy! :D I love this pic! (Just don’t let anyone start bouncing him!)