I’m not as think as you drunk I am

…oh, and pass the Nip, yo.What?! [paw up incredulously]Pass_the_spliff

45 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theo says:

    Let me be the first to say:
    ‘Sup, my bitches?

    Hah.

  2. MH says:

    Hee Hee :)

    I love it when they sit like that. Total king of the castle…

  3. finn says:

    i spy with my little eyes: two big Thumper Paws of Death.

    i think this cat is part kangaroo.

  4. Lola Del Rio says:

    DUDE! is it wrong to want to smoke out with this cat?

  5. Ayani says:

    lol the kitty looks so cute! :)

  6. Robin says:

    THAT is one mellow kitty.

  7. dodo says:

    have you seen
    http://www.pandafix.com/
    ?

  8. andrea says:

    yeah that cat dose look drunk

  9. andrea says:

    ok is it me or dose that cat look mad

  10. Gigolo Kitty says:

    Sorry but Gigolo Kitty is the cutest and best dressed cat in the world.

    On the other hand he would never do anything so undignified as being drunk.

  11. rainbow says:

    i promised myself i wouldn’t look at this website soooo many times throughout the day – but how can i help myself when you post photos like this one. Step One: i am powerless over cuteness.

  12. Tammy says:

    You rock. Like a rocking rock thingy.

    :)

  13. Rachel says:

    Man, I wish I could feel as relaxed as this cat looks.

  14. Sylvia says:

    “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…”

  15. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  16. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  17. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  18. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  19. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  20. God's Child says:

    He’s wearing a mask–sexy.

  21. cgh says:

    Awww…it looks like my dearly departed cat. Ironically, we used to call him Whiskey Boy…:)

  22. I am not much of a cat person but this is hysterical!!

    Now DOGS on the other hand!! check out this for cute
    http://bertelsonfamily.com/fam/cute/twizzy_cute.jpg

    Alice, Twix and Twiz

  23. Jes says:

    The pictures on this blog have gone from wonderfully cute, to blah. There are hundreds of pix of cats on the Internet, making this same, average pose.

    What happened to this blog? The photos are no longer special. Kick into gear!

  24. Poops Magee says:

    Suck on my thick tail, you know you want it

  25. adrianna says:

    “Awww…it looks like my dearly departed cat. Ironically, we used to call him Whiskey Boy…:)”

    that’s actually a coincidence, not irony, but still sweet. :)

  26. belle says:

    Don’t hate on the mellowness, this kitty is hecka laid back — who asked if it was wrong to want to smoke out with this cat? ‘Cuz I’m so with ya on that tip, yo!

  27. CurlyGirly says:

    How can anyone say a cat with a belly like that is not cute?!? It defies reason, really :-)

  28. Elaine Benes says:

    Awwww, cute cat! He looks so chill. LOVED your caption (“I’m not as think as you drunk I am”). Were you thinking of the classic Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan quote from the awesome show, M*A*S*H? Just wondering, as that’s where I know it from. I use it all the time when I’ve had one too many. Btw, your website ROCKS!!! Cuteness to all is the road to world peace, I say. Because cuteness melts anger. Puppy playing with toilet paper shown to world… War is over.

  29. Square Peg says:

    Who are we kidding? That cat looks just like Al Bundy, sitting there, watching TV, with his hand down his pants. Love it.

  30. Andrea says:

    That is so Rule of Cuteness #6. Awesome!!!

  31. ashley says:

    I think that him and the panda are fellow gangstas !! Way cute ;)

  32. Elaine says:

    oh goodness, it’s a cat version of Al Bundy!

  33. D.R. Tong says:

    Theo (aka comment #1), you’re my hero…

  34. Woods walker says:

    That cat looks like a live version of “Garfield” I have to look at this site everyday now.

  35. Gingerpants says:

    He’s the cat version of K-Fed, the ‘laid-back’ husband of the popular singer Ms Britney Spears. Except obviously the cat is very cute and Mr K-Fed is not.

  36. Tina says:

    I’m probably not the only one who had more than enough of the expression “‘Sup, my bitches?” the first time I saw it here. Could certain posters please stop using such offensive words? It’s also a definite buzzkill on the whole purpose of the site.

  37. Theo says:

    Tina: It might possibly be that I was just waiting for someone such as yourself to take the bait.

    You win!

  38. Theo says:

    Yeah. So, um, while I’m still snickering about the whole “Sup” thing, I’d like to retract that link I included. I didn’t read down past the first couple of entries.

    (Meg, if you’d be so kind as to edit me up there…?)

  39. E. Collison says:

    Sorry, but if this pic was part of your CuteTracker™ survey, I would NEVER click on it! (Vive les lapins!)

  40. Bubbles says:

    Hey baby, check out my fur!

  41. Joanna says:

    Tina, if you look up the word “bitch” in the dictionary you will see that it is a perfectly usable unoffensive word that means “female dog”.
    Get over yourself.

  42. erik says:

    wow – 36 comments all about my kitty! some info for fans: his name is Quee, he’s 2 years old, he loves to sit in this position or flat on his back, and he is truly one mellow dude.

  43. Tina says:

    Oh yes, Joanna, I am absolutely sure that that definition of “bitch” is the one that was intended…. If I should see a photo here of two female puppies referred to as bitches, that would be a proper usage, but the word has still been demeaned by ugly usage and I hesitate to use it at all. A faggot is a bundle of sticks, but that word too has been abused and is now unusable.

  44. CuteThis says:

    Nice pussy

  45. jenn says:

    now all he needs is a cigeret hangin out of his mouth and a play boy magazine