Cute Overload: Cribs: Master Fluff

by Meg on January 18, 2006

My name ees… Master Fluff. I haf a tiny tail. I leeve in dees Doc-tare Pepp-are manshon. I put a Coca Cola ‘expannshon’ on dee manshon. I come out when I weesh. Eef you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon.Masterfluff2_4

Tank you very moishe. (Thanks ;) Carmen G.)

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1 s 01.18.06 at 3:44 pm

delicious! mmmmm, bunny on toast…………

2 Theo 01.18.06 at 4:03 pm

I see a little live white marshmallow peep, but no toast… ?

3 Dahlia 01.18.06 at 4:03 pm

HA! I thought my boyfriend and I were the only ones who did that accent when we spoke in animal voices!

What IS that accent, anyway? It’s like, uh, French mixed with something Eastern European. And a dash of Mexican.

4 Beauregard 01.18.06 at 4:17 pm

Best. Caption. EVER.

5 Amber 01.18.06 at 4:18 pm

I <3 fluff balls! ...and the French accent caption cracks me up. Adorable!!

6 unpoedic 01.18.06 at 5:12 pm

Your caption is killing.

7 Meg 01.18.06 at 5:24 pm

Great question—what IS that accent! I have no idea. I like the ‘dash of Mexican’ idea—It’s an accent that my college roommate started. I blame her!

8 toshiro_mifune 01.18.06 at 5:49 pm

I always thought that the accent was a Monty Pyhton version for French. I do it as well.

p.s. more bunnies please !

9 Dustbunny 01.18.06 at 5:58 pm

The accent sounds like Dexter from “Dexter’s Laboratory” on the Cartoon Network. Whatever happened to that show, BTW?

10 ye 01.18.06 at 6:37 pm

the caption is the most adorable thing. loveit love it!!

11 KiWi 01.18.06 at 7:03 pm

ah, the cute…it burns.

12 Maria 01.18.06 at 7:12 pm

This precious bundle is far too cute for a “Ren Hoeck” accent (remember “Ren and Stimpy”?) I think of the BBC nature shows, somehow — think calm, male Brit accent! ;)

13 Norty 01.18.06 at 7:15 pm

yeah!! more wittle buns!

I had a moosehead mansion of my own…

14 Jackie 01.18.06 at 7:27 pm

Ok, let’s all fess up…don’t we all have some sort of voice we use when we make the animals speak?

I’ll go first…mine is a bit baby talk with a dash of stuffed up nasal congestion…

15 adrianna 01.18.06 at 9:20 pm

master fluff totally rivals monsieur poofée:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/11/pup_opener.html

16 brie 01.18.06 at 10:50 pm

OMG SOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!! and funnycute caption

17 E. Collison 01.19.06 at 12:27 am

Too, too cute!

More bunnies, more bunnies, more bunnies….

18 Campagna 01.19.06 at 1:14 am

“Ok, let’s all fess up…don’t we all have some sort of voice we use when we make the animals speak?”

I’d go Alan Greenspan here: “It’s imperative that I, a bunny providing you with great visual and tactile pleasure in exchange for a meager percentage of your diposable income, be fed. Forthwith.”

19 Lab Kat 01.19.06 at 2:30 am

Dear lord… that’s so cute, I think a tooth just cracked.

20 Stephiroth 01.19.06 at 2:52 am

It’s MF! One of the cutest bunnies in the planet!

21 Lauren-Noelle 01.19.06 at 3:16 am

Omg! I love this blog! I’d love to blog for this blog! This is too much!

22 Denita TwoDragons 01.19.06 at 3:32 am

Any minute now, it’s going to lunge for the photographer’s throat, disembowel them, and leave the bloody bones in front of its caardboard lair as a warning to others who come too near…

Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail recently, eh? ;-)

–TwoDragons

23 wickedbored 01.19.06 at 4:29 am

OMG. This site is ruining my life. I am succumbing to the Cute Side…..

(C`est la vie! I love it here!!!)

24 Megan 01.19.06 at 5:37 am

I think I just imploded. SO CUTE.

25 FuturisticPlans 01.19.06 at 4:41 pm

My coworkers are probably wondering why I’m just sitting here grinning like an idiot.

(And I hear it in my head as a cross between French and continental Spanish.)

26 Blondie 01.19.06 at 4:54 pm

haha, Je vois qu’il est Francais!!

27 tm 01.19.06 at 7:10 pm

meniacle giggling has just been heard by my coworkers as i plan to kidnap said animal and give him an even posher pad. i think mt. dew boxes would do the trick. that and a mini disco ball.
so cute i think i will have to violate my apartment code and sneek in an animal.

28 carmen 01.19.06 at 9:25 pm

I’m so glad my baby made it on the site! Master Fluff loves you all :)

29 mousie 01.19.06 at 9:40 pm

that is the cuteist thing ive ever seen in my whole life!!!! :)

30 Saiko 01.20.06 at 2:53 am

IT’S TOO CUTE. [suffocates]

31 Kat 01.20.06 at 6:07 am

I’m in the middle of a really stressful apartment move, and the one thing that’s keeping me sane is saying to myself over and over, “I haf a tiny tail. I haf a tiny tail. I haf a tiny tail…”

32 Mel 01.20.06 at 7:12 pm

It’s friggin’ Mexican accent. Not French. Maaan. In any case – the caption rocks. The bunny is cute beyond wooooords!

33 Ducky 01.20.06 at 10:48 pm

I always preferred a New Orleans accent for my Siamese cat. “Good LAWD! Why ya do me so WRAWNG!”

34 Michelle in Boston 01.21.06 at 1:42 am

“Eef you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon.” I have been laughing about this for the last, oh, 48 hours.

35 VaCKo 01.21.06 at 4:10 am

Eeee! It’s Master Fluff! She hasn’t been on the baaaaabyanimals community in far too long. (Yes, despite the name, that’s a female.)

36 bella 01.21.06 at 8:50 am

That’s the BEST caption ever, hands down!!!

37 Onecrazylemming 01.21.06 at 5:52 pm

Damn this website. Damn it. Its gonna turn me into a vegetarian at this rate

38 annie 01.29.06 at 9:04 am

asdhkfjklfhlas

39 stacy 02.02.06 at 12:08 am

Cutie Patootie! The caption is the best! I love it, love it, love it! Can’t wait to post pics of my 5 (yes i said 5) bunnies.

40 jaypo 02.04.06 at 3:30 am

Can’t have too many bunnies, y’know. Bring ‘em on!

41 SOCthulhu 02.08.06 at 3:14 pm

BUNNIES!!

42 Cecile 02.15.06 at 7:09 pm

I’ve got this Italian maffia voice in my head… Can you imagine? A bunny with an Italian accent?

43 Dathia 02.17.06 at 2:32 am

The mansion is cute. the accent is cute. Everything is cute except for the entree-er, BUNNY

44 Sabrina 02.23.06 at 8:58 pm

I dont like the first post.
Its so cute!!!!!!!

45 Screamer 02.23.06 at 11:22 pm

Perhaps the Coke & Dr. Pepper made the Bunny all White Widdle & Cwute?

46 Cassidy 02.28.06 at 12:34 pm

i love it when u do that accent thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!

47 red_head friend 03.06.06 at 11:33 pm

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!

48 falnfenix 03.14.06 at 12:20 pm

i miss Master Fluff…for some reason her owner decided to leave the aforementioned baaaaaaabyanimals community over on LJ.

BRING BACK THE FLUFF!!

49 Esri 03.29.06 at 9:32 pm

For some reason, I read it with a sort of Jamaican accent.

50 Carmen 03.29.06 at 10:09 pm

I love seeing my baby boy on here:)

thanks for posting him!

51 Kallie and Sarah 04.30.06 at 6:08 am

OMG!!! That is the funniest and cutest thing I have ever seen or read! LOVE IT!!!

52 Emz 05.03.06 at 12:15 pm

Its Jamaaaaican Mon!!!!!
Ged it riiiite Mon!

53 equus 06.09.06 at 10:26 pm

Coca-Cola ‘expannshon’ on dee manshon… lol! I can’t get that out of my head.

What a perfect little bunny. (Master Fluff: “Leetle bunny? That’s Master Fluff to you… mortal”)

54 cristinutria 07.09.06 at 11:39 pm

I looooooooooooove Master Fluff! Any more expashons?

55 Animal Lover 07.13.06 at 8:06 pm

Awww….how cute….!!!:D

56 Adalia 07.15.06 at 4:05 am

You people… you put ideas into my head. I just made my bunny a two-story Pepsi-case mansion out of, of course, an empty Pepsi case and a piece of the cardboard box we brought him home in for the second floor. I even cut him a little window in the back on the top. Now me and my boyfriend are planning to make him his own little mansion out of wood and plexi-glass. :D He loves his Pepsi mansion~

57 Randi Sherman 10.15.06 at 9:22 pm

this is one of the cutest bunnies i have seen! i wish mine was that cute!

58 Shadyman 12.04.06 at 12:53 am

Sorry guys, I had to photoshop the saying in it.

http://erroraccessdenied.com/node/705

59 jp 07.01.07 at 2:55 am

it hurts! make it stop. no, don’t stop…

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