SUBJECT: Damn you to hell!Thanks. Thanks a lot.I spent years, possibly decades, honing my post-modern ironic cynicism to a fine point. I went to grad school. I wrote a thesis. I smoked, I drank straight whiskey, I guzzled coffee like there was no tomorrow. Confronted with “cute”, I would raise one eyebrow, sneer ever so slightly, and nod with a palpable sense of ennui. “Riiiiiight,” I would comment, “cute.”Gone, now. All gone. All that work, ruined with a single “awwwwwwwwwww.” I want my money back.Distraught,JD Henry
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What can I say? Cuteness happens.
I feel your pain, brother.
I so feel your pain as well.
I’m maintaining my ironic cynicism in the face of cuteness by making this my desktop wallpaper:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/11/am_i_funny_to_y.html
It’s both angry and adorable.
I too must admit that my manly manness has felt the steely sweet sinue of a cutie pie fluffy-wuffykins at the very core of my most testosterone laden being. My therapist will no doubt hear all about it one day.
get a job u nob
get a job u nob
u need a job man far
get a shag u hag
u tell him dub
lol
oh and go mia
you and mia have the same email address.
or nearly. what’s the deal?
ROFLMAO!!!
hey adrianna shutup mia’s my sis
i say its time for post-post modernism (endorsing cuteness)
What’s wrong with cuteness? What the crap! WHY are you drinking coffee and whiskey and smoking LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW?!?!?!?! You offend me with your insult to cuteness!! And HOW did you loose EVERYTHING with the word “Awwww”??? Well- Nevermind. I dont understnd you.Why am I posting. Oh great I’m posting.
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