Ladies and Gentlemen—we can achieve world peace with this image

by Meg on January 18, 2006

Let’s show this image to all World Leaders (Perhaps carried on a silver tray by UN Ambassadress Angelina Jolie?). Without a doubt, he ooh’s and aah’s (in their respective native languages) should lead to world peace instantly. The image may also cure cancer if used properly. Please be aware that two Cuteologists lost their lives bringing you this photo, due to head explosion.At least Three Rules of Cuteness have been acheived, therefore earning the Coveted Cuteness Trifecta®:#11 Cute animal + food#6 Mimic humans#14 An everyday, small item makes you look smallI give you… Akagami Hamster:Akagami4jm

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{ 108 comments }

1 kittypie 01.18.06 at 7:12 pm

Wow…that’s a lot of food for such a little dude! He looks like he’s going to explode!!

2 Norty 01.18.06 at 7:17 pm

take… can’t take much more…

3 Brian 01.18.06 at 7:28 pm

Wouldnt’ that technically be “world piece?”

Check out my site occasionally if you want… I have mr puddins sightings, Maddie and more!

(mr puddins real name hidden to protect the innocent from his Gynormous size)

4 yul 01.18.06 at 7:44 pm

this is the essense of cute! Fat cheeks and fluffy butterfly whiskers all top notch, not like pinky-fleshy thin-haired baby hamster two pix below… no offence, baby lovers

5 beccajo 01.18.06 at 7:44 pm

BOOOOOSH! my head is dented in, right above the ‘i can’t believe how friggin’ cute that is’ gland.

6 TheIdleReceptionist 01.18.06 at 7:49 pm

Peter, Paul and Mary. If I stare at his wittle hamster paws cluching that corn kernel for much longer, I might spontaneously combust.

7 martha 01.18.06 at 8:03 pm

just look at his little feet. oh thank you for this cute spot.

8 meeeeeee 01.18.06 at 8:06 pm

AWWWWWWWWWW THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE

9 Jodi 01.18.06 at 8:07 pm

I don’t know if I can handle that much cuteness in one day. I may actually stop being so snarky and be nice to people!

(see, it’s working already!)

10 Theo 01.18.06 at 8:13 pm

Oof. That little owl-shaped critter bears a certain character I recall from a Monty Python movie.

11 Theo 01.18.06 at 8:14 pm

erm… a certain *resemblance to a* character, etc.

12 christina 01.18.06 at 8:26 pm

oh my GAWD! i love how its cheeks are so massive and its feet are so wee!!!

13 ariel 01.18.06 at 8:39 pm

that’s “achieve”.

14 Dustbunny 01.18.06 at 8:40 pm

Ok, which is cuter: Akagami Hamster or Master Fluff? Discuss.

I vote for the bunny, by a whisker, mainly because of its adorable bunny ears and tail.

15 samplesize 01.18.06 at 9:06 pm

I propose rule of cuteness #15: Whiskers as long as entire body.

16 akeeyu 01.18.06 at 9:38 pm

Okay, that is so cute, it hurts a little bit.

17 CP 01.18.06 at 9:38 pm

CO author (Meg?) –

You habitually misuse the word “ubiquitously” in the context of the phrase “ubiquitously small.” “Ubiquitous” means “ominpresent, seemingly everywhere at once”; it doesn’t seem likely that “ubiquitously” can modify “small.”

I know this is an un-cute comment, but there you go.

18 Colleen 01.18.06 at 9:39 pm

I just died a little inside.

19 quinne 01.18.06 at 9:40 pm

Does this also fit Cuteness Rule #1, paws up?

20 spellcheck 01.18.06 at 9:48 pm

acheive?? should be achieve and I didn’t notice that the first 55 times I was forced to return to see this little guy cause he so dang stinkin’ cute!!!!! Curse you cuteoverload!!!! ;-)

21 Kayla Klingberg 01.18.06 at 10:18 pm

I just fell in love, with this website. I love you all!!!

22 Mush 01.18.06 at 10:27 pm

How do you DO it?!?

*bang!*

That was my head exploding.

23 maja 01.18.06 at 10:36 pm

Must. . resist. . the. . cute. .! Oh FSM! My ovaries are exploding!
Resistance is futile . ! (cute but futile)

24 Meg 01.18.06 at 10:50 pm

Hi CP,
I did check that ‘ubiquitously’ is an adverb in Merriams. But I did get a B- in Engrish, so there you go. Is it still wrong?
-Meg

25 ariel 01.18.06 at 10:59 pm

what about gwamma?

26 Theo 01.18.06 at 11:00 pm

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

It might work better this way:
#14 Ubiquitous, small items makes you look small

…meaning items that are both commonplace and tiny, rather than usually or frequently tiny. Small change, but it does tidy things up.

27 tania 01.18.06 at 11:18 pm

this is the best site ever ever to exist EVER!!!!!!!
thankyou, your daily cuteness brings me moist eyes and overwhelming disbelief.
its marvelous.
may the cuteness never end.

28 Terpsichore 01.18.06 at 11:22 pm

AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH

*puddles*

29 Skrolnik 01.18.06 at 11:43 pm

Just read about another cuteblog that’s “declared war” on cute overload:
http://justalittleguy.blogspot.com/
and all I have to say is that with cuteness like the Akagami Hamster, how can anyone be “at war” with that?

30 Awwwwww!!!!! 01.18.06 at 11:45 pm

I think the original use of ubiquitious made more sense as a cute rule. If something is always small in every incarnation, such as a corn kernel always being small, it could be said to be ubiquitiously so. The point is, the item has to ALWAYS be small so the animal is automatically, and with certainty, recognized as tiny. It appears to be a recognized adverb as per the dictionary. It might make sense at first for a small tree to be called both a ubiquitous and small object, since trees are everywhere (ignore the most baren inner cities for now) and the specific tree in question is small, but that would be mixing the application of two adjectives in a single sentence with a single subject (trees in general for ubiquitous, and one tree in particular for small). It wouldn’t meet the cute rule to say it that way because if you aren’t sure how big the tree is, because they aren’t all the same size, and animal next to a tree does not, as a rule, automatically qualify as cute. Maybe it’s a full size tree with oversized leaves making an elephant look smaller than it is. That would be coincidence, not a rule. But a corn kernel, being ever-present in small size, or alternatively you could say “corn kernels are ubiquitously small”, sets a standard for smallness and could be used to rule a kernel-sized elephant cute for sure.

31 rothbeastie 01.18.06 at 11:54 pm

This truly is the best website ever. I love little beasties, be they bunnies or newts, so this feeds my obsession nicely. And this particular picture, goodness, those whiskers (or fishing rods bursting from the little hammy-ham’s face) are the utmost in precious. You rock. Keep up the good work.

32 ialadyfox 01.18.06 at 11:55 pm

I do not care who uses what words, this site makes even bad kemo days seem better. Thanks for the smiles you cause.

33 Becky 01.19.06 at 12:14 am

yikes……gonna be a cold winter?????

34 alicia 01.19.06 at 12:30 am

thank you thank you thank you for this webpage – it makes being at work 8 hours bareable.
this is too cute to be real. i have to keep on looking on this webpage throughout the day to keep sane.

35 Juan Padilla 01.19.06 at 1:33 am

Where the hell do you get these pictures?!!!!!

36 Theo 01.19.06 at 2:23 am

LOL @ “Awww” — am now tempted to post a rambling, bantering grammatical dissertation, though not really enough to overcome my literary laziness.

RothBeastie — your design website is AWESOME. Two thumbs/four paws up. I’ve forwarded it to the director of Carleton College’s web communications dept, who might just be in a bit of a bind right now, design-wise; who knows…

IowaLadyFox — by “kemo” do you mean chemotherapy? If so, keep reading, keep posting, get better, stick around.

37 Denita TwoDragons 01.19.06 at 3:28 am

Theo, ya beat me to it! LadyFox, as the daughter of a Mom suffering from cancer, you have my heartfelt sympathies and bottomless encouragement. And this site is great for helping boost the spirits–and as anyone with any sense knows, a smile is the best medicine in existence. Stay strong, girl! :-)

I’m so not a hamster fan, but I’m finding myself more and more endeared to critters I never really cared for. Meg, you’ve done it again–my jaded cynical heart is currently puddling in my slippers and leaving little heart-shaped dribbles all over the floor!

–TwoDragons

38 CMR 01.19.06 at 4:01 am

AMAZING. Good gawd.

39 Kelly 01.19.06 at 5:50 am

I wish we could get larger versions of some of these … They’d make such great desktop images!

40 Jen 01.19.06 at 5:58 am

dewy eyes… puffy cheeks… tiny paws… long whiskers… o.o O.O *poof*

41 Waitasec 01.19.06 at 7:56 am

OMG…. adorable. which is cuter? the fluff or the eyes?! And I LOVE the Princess Bride, Theo.

42 Rachel 01.19.06 at 9:04 am

Cuteoverload, you should be ashamed of yourselves. ASHAMED. Causing people’s heads to explode worldwide. It’s like in that “And Now, For Something Completly Different” sketch, where a joke was so funny it caused people to die laughing. A picture like this could be the cause of a new head exploding epadamic. Be ashamed, I tell you, ASHAMED.

43 Beauregard 01.19.06 at 1:50 pm

Thank you Meg, for more hammies!

44 Lilorfnannie 01.19.06 at 1:51 pm

It’s hardly fair- we have neither the room nor the desire to put up with the cage smell & hassle of having a cute critter like this, yet every time I look at your blog I have the intense desire to go out & a critter just like it, and all the accoutrements, anyways! So it’s YOUR fault if my husband gets all angry at me because he doesn’t want it in the house, and I went behind his back, and now the kids are in the act, begging to keep the little thing!!

45 skip 01.19.06 at 3:25 pm

I could just eat him…no.

46 Nida 01.19.06 at 5:52 pm

I actually used this picture in a presentation!

47 Bubbbles 01.19.06 at 6:54 pm

the tiny kernel of corn held by the tiny paws … it’s too much cute for humanity!!

48 pren 01.19.06 at 7:59 pm

four words I…LOVE…CHEEK… POUCHES!

49 mousie 01.19.06 at 9:34 pm

**puts hand to chest** too….cute…**dies**

50 Morgan 01.20.06 at 12:13 am

So Cute!! I love this pic!

51 Subhangi 01.20.06 at 8:40 am

OMFG … Damn You, Cute Overload! The money I so fastidiously saved for a trip will now go towards my effing repairing-head-explosion-due-to-cuteness surgery. DAMN YOU!

52 Gazard 01.20.06 at 4:39 pm

This just make me more keen to get a robo!

53 Mel 01.20.06 at 7:09 pm

Who gives a damn about the use of ubiquitously!! CHECK OUT THE MAJORLY CUTE AKAGAMI HAMSTER!!

54 femme feral 01.20.06 at 7:22 pm

this is the best blog in the world

and that hamster makes me so happy

55 Halli 01.20.06 at 9:06 pm

Just Curious? What kind of hamster is that? I love this site!

56 TheIdleReceptionist 01.20.06 at 9:40 pm

Haha…Theo. Way to pimp The Princess Bride!

57 travis 01.21.06 at 4:48 am

incredible photo! thanks!

some non-cute, non-puddling comments: There’s nothing grammatically incorrect about the way that you use the word “ubiquitous”.

The problem is the exact meaning, or the meaning with connotations. You seem to be using ubiquitous in the sense of “something you might see every day”, which just isn’t correct; it has the wrong connotations. The word really means “something that is somehow everywhere at once, like the ubiquitous iPod.” Corn kernels are commonplace, everyday items. However, they are not everywhere at once.

Instead of “ubiquitously small,” I would prefer “incongruously small”, or just rephrase the sentence using the equally fine words “quotidian”, “commonplace,” or “everyday.”

Once again, though, thank you ever so much for this blog. The combination of fantastic pictures with snarky, sarcastic text is irrestible. I swoon every time.

58 Meg 01.21.06 at 5:59 pm

Travis—great idea! That makes sense. Thanks,
-Meg

59 Dustbunny 01.21.06 at 6:22 pm

I believe this hamster is a kernel in the Cuteness Army…

60 Mr. Fluffy 01.22.06 at 7:53 pm

*opens mouth to speak*

*head goes BANG!!!*

61 Andrea 01.22.06 at 9:39 pm

Little hammy’s got quite a spread!!

62 Angie 01.22.06 at 10:07 pm

This is the cutest thing I have seen, ever…I have him on my desktop and smile everytime I see him…

63 Heina 01.23.06 at 12:22 am

Oh. My. God.

That is becoming an icon. Or two.

64 billy 01.23.06 at 2:17 am

this is so cute. But you guys on cute overload need
some more guinea pigs. Who’s with me!!!!????

65 billy 01.23.06 at 2:18 am

this is so cute. But you guys on cute overload need
some more guinea pigs. Who’s with me!!!!????

66 Mommmeeeee! 01.24.06 at 3:12 am

ALL BOW TO THE INFINITE CUTENESS OF Akagami Hamster-SAN!!!!!

67 anse 01.25.06 at 5:48 am

I just fell in love

68 E. Collison 01.25.06 at 6:05 am

Cute, but it would be even cuter if it was a bunny instead!

69 rainbow 01.26.06 at 12:36 am

i HAVE to look at this photo everyday, several times a day – it just makes me the happiest i’ve ever been. everyone on the planet should be given a copy of this photo.

70 annie 01.27.06 at 5:53 am

i think the little dude is an overload pig. he is awfully cute though

71 howard 01.28.06 at 4:19 am

I’m with rainbow. I come back to this photo several times a day, show it to the very same people several times a day, and send out mass emails to everyone I’ve ever known because this is the cutest picture ever to be viewed by humans. It’s so cute it’s painful because you think you’ll never get enough of it.

72 Akagami 02.03.06 at 1:48 am

Hi, I am “k.Akagami.”
I appreciate your comment.
Moreover, I appreciate that the victory has been won in the contest.
Thank you.

73 Limk 02.03.06 at 4:11 am

Angelina Jolie can save the world with her lips

74 jaypo 02.04.06 at 3:36 am

Amen, howard. I have it on my desktop at work. I tell everyone about it. I love it so much I can’t stand it. He just makes yr heart burst. Aaahhhh….

75 Laura 02.07.06 at 12:15 am

it looks like it is goin to explode!!

so cute :D

76 SOCthulhu 02.08.06 at 3:16 pm

The look on his face:

“Oh crap, I’ve been spotted.”

77 daniel 02.10.06 at 11:53 am

wow! i wonder “how”! how can like this cute animal exist? this looks like a doll! this can’t exist in U.S.A, Korea, Japan, and anywhere! i guess this hamster is from the flower planet~

78 joydivision 02.14.06 at 2:07 pm

tew cute

79 Kay 02.14.06 at 11:41 pm

CUTE

80 SB 02.15.06 at 12:10 am

“All we are saying is give peas a chance…”

81 mimi 02.15.06 at 4:08 am

I just can’t stop looking at this little fellow. Absolutely adorable. The look on his face just melts your heart.

82 nirah 02.17.06 at 1:59 pm

they r so cute why cant u add them 2 ur pics

83 nirah 02.17.06 at 2:01 pm

the pocket pals r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute aaaaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!! i wish i could take them home !Can i pleaaaaaaassssseeeee????

84 nirah 02.17.06 at 2:02 pm

my hearts brakin i wanna take em home ! BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

85 cool dude dog lover 02.18.06 at 5:59 pm

OH NOO! TOO CUTE! LET’S SEND HIM TO IRAQ!

86 Audrey chia 02.20.06 at 8:12 am

I used to have a hamster who likes to munch on corn kernels. When I first saw this picture, my heart sank. I remembered how my lil hamster nibble on my middle finger and then staring at me blankly into the space, then continue to nibble it again.

I am really happy I can relieve this memory again and I learnt the true meaning of lossing something important when you don cherish them.

87 greters 02.24.06 at 5:39 pm

i dont get it.

88 me 02.25.06 at 3:30 pm

that is the sweetest thing i have ever seen..ever!

89 DeMoNiCpRo 02.27.06 at 1:46 pm

Wow.. What a cute pet…

90 Mousey 03.20.06 at 5:32 pm

So cute! Aww, little ball of snuggly, soft, sniffable fur! Will you be my friend? *twitches wiskers hopefully* eak!

91 ellie 03.28.06 at 1:12 am

must….stop….staring….at….the…
hammieeeeeeeeeeee!

92 Zelda 03.31.06 at 6:47 pm

I bought the hammie t-shirt! Hurrah for hamsters and world peace!

93 Lacrossedragon 04.03.06 at 8:37 am

I actually have pains from all this cutenes..

94 faye 04.08.06 at 8:08 pm

i spent ages gazeing at this saying – Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

95 lou 04.09.06 at 5:25 pm

I believe I saw in in Cinderella. Is his name Gus Gus?

96 CakeForYou 05.25.06 at 1:31 am

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D

So cute!

*Spins around singing* Heaven, I’m in heeeaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speeeeak!

97 Theo 05.25.06 at 2:13 am

…with a heap of corn and veggies in my cheeks.

98 cuteness 06.13.06 at 10:49 am

its adorable i mean look how big the corn is compard to it come on all with me
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that you people for making my day more cute

99 gee 07.28.06 at 1:58 am

The ideal poster boy for
vegans! Bright, attentive,
and definitely not anorexic!

100 Avril lavignes Sister 07.29.06 at 2:35 pm

it looks like it’s going to explode!

101 The Adirondack Queen 09.07.06 at 5:49 pm

Looks like my uncle at an all you can eat buffet!!!!

102 The Adirondack Queen 09.07.06 at 5:49 pm

Looks like my uncle at an all you can eat buffet!!!!

103 The Adirondack Queen 09.07.06 at 5:49 pm

Looks like my uncle at an all you can eat buffet!!!!

104 M 09.18.06 at 11:55 pm

the first picture is SOOOOOOOOOO Cute!!!

105 anialise 12.21.06 at 8:22 pm

AWW….HOW ADORABLE!!! I used to have a dwarf hamster just like him/her and his name was Henry…poor baby died…this little guy looks just like him…*tear*

106 Sneezy 12.27.06 at 8:11 pm

OMG, if that isn’t the cutest picture of a hamster I’ve ever seen. I love how soft his/her fur looks, and how his/her whiskers are all feathered up, very stylish. :)

107 Faekitty (Heather M.) 02.01.07 at 7:28 pm

OMG!.. Theo said a quote from The Princess Bride and I DIDN’T NOTICE!!..

ohh.. Theo.. Marry the Heather and have many small kittenish looking things with meh!
(Somehow..?)

108 Harmony 02.25.07 at 6:08 am

oh. <3 SO CUTE. It hurts me a little bit.

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