General Chiptractor

[Cliff Claven voice] Listen, uh, before we uh, build the uh, deck, here, we’re gonna need a couple more two by twelves and a C-clamp. And, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you. I think it’s been sticking.KevinlambWell-architected props to Kevin L…



  1. YOU have GOT to QUIT IT with the brilliant narrative! I’m dyin’ here!

  2. teehee

  3. oh god – please stop – you’re killing me – this is too much – you can just hear the words coming from the little guy – just trying to be helpful and all.

  4. Aw, it really is a chippy! They are so handy to have around.

  5. All I can think of is one wrong move that tiny little behind is going to get hurt.

  6. “Whoa, hey Al, looks like you’ve got a little freeloader there. Better keep an eye on your nuts, eh? Uhrrr uhrrr uhrrrr!”
    “I don’t think so, Tim.”

  7. Wow, cute overload once again outcutes itself… fantastic…!

  8. Oh man….chippies are the best. It’s like you can see their little brains processing things! Loves it!

  9. Your commentary/voiceover is always freakin hilarious! I love it!

  10. Meg, priceless. You crack me up!

  11. Would u maybe make a hot or not vote for the pictures? just to see which is the cuttest 😉

  12. Sawwwww! That’s the cutest wood chip ever!

  13. I think they are the cutest when they have there mouths packed full of nuts………not trying to be funny.

  14. Awwww how sweet! Little Chippy really looks like it’s offering some cute advice. Why can’t I get visitors like that when I DIY? 😆

  15. A real…erm, “chip” off the old block!

    *runs away really fast*


  16. chippies kick ass!

  17. Awww, its like he’s trying to beg the guy “please no! Don’t cut down that tree, it’s my home!”
    Cute little thing. Eak!

  18. In England they call handymen “Chippies”. Couldn’t be more appropriate here.