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That pun was so bad this site deserves to be torn to SHREDS!And why is this owl cross-eyed? Dizzy from his own Cuteness™ perhaps?Picture_12Hey—I just had a great idea—what if you printed this photo out, cut out the owl face, taped it onto your own face, and went about your daily business? Try it Monday morning at the office!

Comments

  1. ow l. eey says:

    ya rly

  2. NO WAI

  3. Oh rly?

  4. you have a beautiful site. please keep up the great work!

  5. interesting says:

    not sure if this site is meant to be cute or cynical or both.

  6. That is so cute!

  7. LOL … guy looks mighty pissed off! Otherwise, Snowy owls are absolutely beautiful (check out Harry Potter’s owl Hedwig)

  8. I was going to post originally about the look-of-a-vertical-mouth-is-never-cute issue but the “ya rly” replies made me laff too hard. I take it all back. Yay!

  9. IHateToast says:

    how does this owl not sneeze all the time? my nostrils itch just looking at it. i love owls. i think it’s cute. anything crosseyed is cute if they’re not wielding guns.

  10. HEDWIG!! Cutie :)

  11. Owls are beautiful and interesting, but not really cute.

  12. Mr. Owl Says:

    Whatchalookin’ at?

  13. Chris Tucker says:

    “Affectionate nip? I got your affectionate nip right here, you annoying little git! Make with the Owl Treats or you’ll be known as ‘The boy with one eye and seven fingers’!”

  14. It’s *totally* cute. And it made me actually laugh out loud, so I’d say it’s better than cute. :-)

  15. High Owl Hides Out In Christmas Tree
    Blood Tests Confirm Bird’s State

    http://nbc30.com/nbc30/5542246/detail.html

    SARASOTA, Fla. — A bird with a buzz found in a Florida family’s Christmas tree is getting ready to go back into the wild.

    The little screech owl was found in the tree, which the family had kept for five days before deciding to decorate it.

    Animal control officers from Pelican Man’s Bird Sanctuary came to get the owl, and said they smelled a strange odor on it when they did.

    “Curiously enough, the owl’s feathers smelled very, very potently like marijuana,” said Jeff Dering, of the sanctuary. “They examined the owl, looked at its eyes, … and the owl was, in the vernacular, stoned.”

    Blood tests confirmed the owl’s state.

    Sanctuary staff checked the bird out, fed him and named him “Cheech.” They said he would be released in a few days.

    The buzzing bird also brought an early holiday gift to the sanctuary, which was in need of more than $250,000. The attention the bird has brought has helped ensure the sanctuary’s survival.

  16. zombie sweetheart says:

    this is not cute. it is ugly and grotesque

  17. looks like a fancy muff to me! (and by muff i mean vagina)

  18. A turkey sandwitch could come up with a better joke/pun

  19. Bub, Hedwig is female

  20. Buttsecks?

  21. this is one UGLY duckling!

  22. pee in her butt

  23. Awesome! Made us laugh too hard!

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