Let’s check the mailbag!

Pencil_2SUBJECT: Damn you to hell!Thanks. Thanks a lot.I spent years, possibly decades, honing my post-modern ironic cynicism to a fine point. I went to grad school. I wrote a thesis. I smoked, I drank straight whiskey, I guzzled coffee like there was no tomorrow. Confronted with “cute”, I would raise one eyebrow, sneer ever so slightly, and nod with a palpable sense of ennui. “Riiiiiight,” I would comment, “cute.”Gone, now. All gone. All that work, ruined with a single “awwwwwwwwwww.” I want my money back.Distraught,JD Henry

18 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kellie says:

    What can I say? Cuteness happens.

  2. AMW says:

    I feel your pain, brother.

  3. Middento says:

    I so feel your pain as well.

  4. Jacquilynne says:

    I’m maintaining my ironic cynicism in the face of cuteness by making this my desktop wallpaper:

    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/11/am_i_funny_to_y.html

    It’s both angry and adorable.

  5. sede says:

    I too must admit that my manly manness has felt the steely sweet sinue of a cutie pie fluffy-wuffykins at the very core of my most testosterone laden being. My therapist will no doubt hear all about it one day.

  6. mia says:

    get a job u nob

  7. mia says:

    get a job u nob

  8. dillan says:

    u need a job man far

  9. dub says:

    get a shag u hag

  10. dillan says:

    u tell him dub

  11. dillan says:

    lol

  12. dillan says:

    oh and go mia

  13. adrianna says:

    you and mia have the same email address.

  14. adrianna says:

    or nearly. what’s the deal?

  15. Mush says:

    ROFLMAO!!!

  16. dillan says:

    hey adrianna shutup mia’s my sis

  17. Dwine says:

    i say its time for post-post modernism (endorsing cuteness)

  18. Sabrina Rivera says:

    What’s wrong with cuteness? What the crap! WHY are you drinking coffee and whiskey and smoking LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW?!?!?!?! You offend me with your insult to cuteness!! And HOW did you loose EVERYTHING with the word “Awwww”??? Well- Nevermind. I dont understnd you.Why am I posting. Oh great I’m posting.